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Title: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 01, 2011, 07:50 am
Yeah. Woo. Party.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: RummyLu on October 01, 2011, 07:53 am
This is the moment, right now before the drunk kicks in, you need to play pool and win all the money in the pub.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 01, 2011, 07:58 am
Man I was just about to do that.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD/STOP JINXING ME. I am going to blame you if I lose now.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: RummyLu on October 01, 2011, 08:00 am
You won't lose, you cannot lose, you're there right now, the perfect pool playing pre-drunk plateau.

Also, I totally get a cut of your winnings.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 01, 2011, 08:59 am
You know, playing for money is an alien concept in Townsville. We just play for the table, so that all of our games are free. We're happy to leave it at that.

One guy though, he tried to play me for money and sunk the black on his second turn. Easiest money ever.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: RummyLu on October 01, 2011, 09:37 am
Oh, in that case, once you're well past the pool-plateau it's time to run around the table nicking everyone's coins and see how long you last until you wake up in hospital.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Lukeington on October 01, 2011, 04:54 pm
I am doing this too. Drankin' dis beer.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 03, 2011, 09:20 am
Beer is gross and very bad 4 you


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on October 10, 2011, 07:36 pm
This is just making me tired


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on October 11, 2011, 04:59 am
Just opened the scotch. On my way to drunk town.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on October 11, 2011, 04:59 am
Wait, that's the thing where Lemmy is mayor? Is that drunk town? That's where I'm going.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: oball on October 11, 2011, 05:00 am
DRINKING ISLAND


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on October 11, 2011, 09:03 pm
YOU GUYS

ALCOHOL IS JUST MAKING ME SLEEPY


WHAT THE FUCK???


am i old now


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on October 11, 2011, 09:23 pm
i think i am
 what a world


/sleeep


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 14, 2011, 11:55 pm
Hello thread. It's my birthday.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 15, 2011, 06:34 pm
Hello beer number five of the day.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: 88FingersLouie on October 28, 2011, 09:07 am
my goal today is to get so drunk that maybe i can change the past


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 28, 2011, 09:09 am
You can, if you realize that what you do in the future will eventually be the past.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: 88FingersLouie on October 28, 2011, 09:50 am
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Thicket on November 06, 2011, 02:37 am
I've had like eight goddamn shots and NOTHING. What the hell.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 14, 2011, 07:19 am
haha holy fuck. i was so drunk last night. i hate myself. someone please literally kill me


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: RummyLu on November 14, 2011, 07:30 am
what hijinks did you get up to?


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 14, 2011, 09:10 am
i went straight


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: 88FingersLouie on November 25, 2011, 07:24 pm
oh god

joose is simultaneously the best and wors t thing


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 11, 2011, 11:11 am
you guys remember the dc sniper. that was pretty scary haha he got arrested in a town near mine. fuck that guy.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 24, 2011, 05:04 am
Cristmas Eve. Cabernet Sauvignon. Under the stars. Perfect.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 24, 2011, 10:37 am
Perfect, of course, now that they will never find the bodies.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 24, 2011, 10:46 am
It will be a very prosperous new year, I can assure you.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 24, 2011, 04:39 pm
got a fifth of bourbon and a 12 pack of blue moon to run through. i'm inventing a whole new kind of drunk tonight


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: SteelFan714 on December 24, 2011, 05:43 pm
Peppermint Schnapps seemed like a festive drink to try this holiday season. I will not be seeing straight for the next few days because holy shit this doesn't taste like alcohol, it just tastes like a delicious mint minus my one complaint about mints, namely that they aren't quite minty enough.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Nicol on July 02, 2012, 03:09 am
Hell yeah, I'm gonna download some cool MP3 files on 3G tonight and play them at a respectable Monday evening volume while I drink as many of these Pales as possible!


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on July 02, 2012, 11:47 pm
GOOD BYE SAD I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MORROW. I HAVE FOUDNT THE VODKA AND SHE IS YOUR ENEMY


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 15, 2012, 11:46 pm
Trader Joe's opened a store in my city.

Hello Two Buck Chuck.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on October 11, 2012, 01:16 am
hehe you guys I forgot about booze
oh how I love you booze
let me sing the ways




nah but for real I love booze


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on October 14, 2012, 10:09 pm
I think I pissed off someone and I feel bad about it. Time to drink away my regrets. Yay!


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 21, 2012, 07:12 pm
My favorite part of Resident Evil 6 is how you have to sit through the cutscenes again if you die. I love that. It's great. I'm just kidding RE6, fuck you


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: codespyder on November 18, 2012, 12:59 am
Who holds a party where the only alcoholic beverage is light cider? I mean, I'm pissing out the alcohol faster than I can drink it, for God's sake.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on November 18, 2012, 01:21 am
Well the solution is obvious. Drink your own piss.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: oball on November 18, 2012, 02:15 am
So it's Bear Grylls's party, then?


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Illiterati on November 18, 2012, 07:36 am
sounds like a normal tuesday night for me!


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 24, 2012, 11:13 am
And so it begins. Drinking a beer and watching Reservoir Dogs at 11 AM. Oh boy, Saturday


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 24, 2012, 04:13 pm
6 beers and half of a warm 40 and some Thanksgiving leftovers later and I am still working on this drunkenness thing


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on November 24, 2012, 04:36 pm
You can do it. We believe in you.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: codespyder on November 24, 2012, 07:49 pm
half of a warm 40

That's not liquor, Bond. That's my urine sample.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 24, 2012, 07:53 pm
Why was it in a St Ides bottle


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 04, 2012, 09:37 pm
Seasonal beers I recommend: Flying Dog (very good), Shiner (excellent)


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on December 15, 2012, 10:32 pm
Someone made too many jello shots so i am on cleanup crew


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on December 15, 2012, 11:56 pm
if i am not drunk yet then why do i feel so rdrunk


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 30, 2013, 06:01 pm
i am 95% piss


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on January 30, 2013, 06:14 pm
i am 95% piss

we know


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Truck Thunders on February 06, 2013, 12:07 am
Drinking a ton of whisky right now because I've made the genius decision to sit down tonight and watch Salo.  I don't know why I am doing this.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 08, 2013, 01:16 am
okay last night i watched

premium rush: this was a fun action movie with joseph gordon-levitt. michael shannon is the villain and he's basically a cartoon character. it's very enjoyable and good to watch when you're drinking

flight: this movie is not good to watch when you're drinking. denzel is an alcoholic piece of shit in this and it made me feel like a big old bag of mashed up asshole while watching it. it's a well-made film with a great performance from denzel but the third act is very heavy-handed

and tonight i watched

celeste & jesse forever: an indie dramady (that word is dumb) written by & starring rashida jones. it's the kind of film i'd describe as "lived-in", where everyone seems comfortable and relatable. all the humor is down to earth and situations are realistic. good cast too.

anyway i'm gonna go drink some more beer


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on February 08, 2013, 02:09 am
I'm sitting through Breakfast at Tiffany's so you better drink more you stupid fuck hat.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Truck Thunders on February 08, 2013, 02:25 am
HEy odoes anyone in Breakfast at Tiffany's force audrey hepburn to eat human stool or burn her nipples off with a brand

fuck Salo.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on February 08, 2013, 02:29 am
At least ten times Audry is forced to burn her soul for the glory of the dark lord jesus, show some god damned respect


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on February 08, 2013, 09:03 am
breakfast at tiffnys is great film


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Karlski on February 08, 2013, 11:25 am
i have drunk a bottle of wine and am watching charlie brooker because fuck you


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 17, 2013, 09:53 pm
I am staying in the national 9 inn in Roswell New Mexico


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 17, 2013, 09:54 pm
I have a boner?


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on February 17, 2013, 09:56 pm
Party at madpiper's hotel tonight


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Kybard on February 24, 2013, 09:57 pm
chinese food and beer


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Kybard on February 24, 2013, 09:58 pm
DELICIOUS


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 25, 2013, 12:14 am
ben affleck's speech at the oscars was actually really moving

go ben


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 27, 2013, 12:29 am
"why did you have sex with your auntie bertha"

CUZ I WAS DRUNK AND SHE LOOKED GOOD


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on March 02, 2013, 08:26 pm
So Flying Dog makes a coffee stout called Kujo. Holy shit.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 15, 2013, 11:55 pm
Watch The Master

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY9LfPSoz48


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 02, 2013, 09:52 pm
MEET ME IN THE FUTUREDOME

WAIT


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on May 09, 2013, 05:06 am
i love the part where the roof of your mouth goes numb


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on July 05, 2013, 09:28 pm
Sub-par beer and hella roman candles


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: George Tirebiter on July 05, 2013, 11:31 pm
Oh shit I had some fine bourbon followed by a snort of real moonshine.  That is totally the wrong order.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: George Tirebiter on July 06, 2013, 12:16 am
fuck, my stomach is still burning.  i need to drink something else to counteract all that methanol


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on July 06, 2013, 10:21 pm
I just met 2 guys named Ben and Jerry this is already gonna be a good night I can tell


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on July 06, 2013, 11:24 pm
you're going to be ice creaming all over both of them


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on July 14, 2013, 02:13 am
I FUCKING LOVE SPILLING SHIT.

I DON'T NEED THIS BOOZE

LET'S SPILL IT EVERYWHERE

YEAH

GOOD TIMES


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: jimbob on July 20, 2013, 06:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtEVynmA1uI


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Truck Thunders on July 29, 2013, 05:49 pm
There may be better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than frying bratwurst and playing the whole CCR catalogue in chronological order while drinking Rebel Yell.  But I'll be damned if I know them.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: MadPiper6 on July 30, 2013, 12:04 am
Wait no i'm drunk now


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Lukeington on July 30, 2013, 09:05 pm
the leader of a provincial political party crashed a forum I went to today sup bro the organizers wanted apolitical, i guess


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on September 26, 2013, 10:13 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

drink and be merry


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on October 25, 2013, 10:43 pm
Holy shit shotgunned 2 beers and smokin and drinkin comes on goddamn I'm going straight to the gutter tonight


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on October 25, 2013, 10:50 pm
Happy bondfiction day everybody


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on October 29, 2013, 11:02 pm
Trying to boot up crash team racing. All I have is medal of honor frontline. A horrible or great day?


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on November 14, 2013, 01:07 am
JANELLE MONAE KILLED IT


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: 88FingersLouie on November 22, 2013, 11:43 pm
lets go eat a goddamn snakc


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Not A Spatula on November 23, 2013, 01:12 am
To answer everyone's question, they are one and the same to 88FingersLouie.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 23, 2013, 08:02 pm
BRING ON PACQUIAO-RIOS

#BOXINGFICTION


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on November 25, 2013, 05:35 am
That moment when you realize you've gotten too good at opening beer cans quietly


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: MadPiper6 on January 01, 2014, 12:38 am
Happy new year I'm watching youtubes of video games and threatening exes with restraining orders


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 04, 2014, 08:08 pm
lmao the kansas city chiefs fuckin suck


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on January 06, 2014, 03:35 am
i fuckin love that part where the roof of your mouth goes numb


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on January 06, 2014, 04:28 am
Oh shit, me too


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Chronicles on January 06, 2014, 05:34 am
^5


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on January 06, 2014, 05:41 am
^5


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on January 10, 2014, 01:56 am
i will stop drinking not because i am out of whisky but because the ice, it is very cold


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 18, 2014, 01:25 am
WORST


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 30, 2014, 03:21 pm
this is major tom to ground control

I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on January 30, 2014, 11:44 pm
Had 3 beers over several hours tonight and I'm gonna go to bed early and ready for a big day tomorrow! Whatever.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Truck Thunders on January 31, 2014, 12:58 am
The Angels and Cold Chisel and Rose Tattoo, oi oi oi


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on February 01, 2014, 03:15 am
neighbours bought a karaoke machine; i can't sleep and beer isn't helping


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on February 01, 2014, 03:16 am
thank god i believe they finally stopped singing "i will survive"


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on February 01, 2014, 03:49 am
no they haven't, I'm on my way over!


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on February 01, 2014, 03:49 am
http://tindeck.com/listen/ulrm


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: pingollum on February 01, 2014, 08:54 am
<3


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: FizzlePop on April 22, 2014, 09:33 am
I had some bottles of Danish/Belgian microbrewery Mikeller's champagne yeasted imperial stout, aged on buffalo trace bourbon barrels.
We drank 2 bottles between the 2 of us, but it's 19,5% abv. So i'm pretty tipsy. Also, if you can find it, it's a good stout.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on April 23, 2014, 05:09 am
http://tindeck.com/listen/ulrm

wow


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 29, 2014, 06:56 am
DRINKING VERY EARLY IN MORNING WATCHING MAD MEN I WANT A PIZZA BUT NO PIZZA PLACES ARE OPEN


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 09, 2014, 06:51 pm
you're the duke of new york, you're the a number one


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 07, 2014, 11:50 am
there's this part in the world's end where andy goes "how can you tell if you're drunk if you're never sober?" and gary king goes "I DON'T WANNA BE SOBER" and that is my life


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 07, 2014, 11:55 am
OL NUTBALL AND THE SHIFTY TWINS


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: EFHRK on May 15, 2015, 01:38 pm
I'm getting drunk at an airport bar fuck the system


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: BSam on May 15, 2015, 05:45 pm
I'm getting drunk at an airport bar fuck the system

No, that's what airport bars are for. That is the system.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Metsfan on July 05, 2015, 01:22 am
Just got dumped. Finally 2 years of feeling like inadequate shit while ewaiting on this person are over. Great. I'm not drinking or anything. This just the dumbest place I know of to vent dumb shit. Fuck. Awesome.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 19, 2015, 03:07 pm
Hey so in IT FOLLOWS, if the thing is following you and say you have sex with your significant other and it starts following them, what if your partner has sex again with you? Does the thing start following you again now?


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Kybard on October 16, 2015, 05:38 pm
I have been in Cancun since Tuesday and I have been drinking all the drinks

free liquor in mini bar + free drinks everywhere

did you know that a Miami Vice is a drink

it is tasty


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Lukeington on October 16, 2015, 09:08 pm
It is two parts moustache one part helicopter


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: Lukeington on October 16, 2015, 09:09 pm
Wait no I always confuse it for a Magnum P.I.


Title: Re: I have been drinking but I am not drunk yet
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 06, 2017, 12:22 am
hard to post here on the phone.