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Title: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 08, 2015, 07:57 pm
I like Obama, and I agree with his stance on most things, with the exception being how his administration has handled drone warfare. And yet, at the same time, my disagreement is with the hastiness with which his administration (and our government in general) has used to justify such warfare at the cost of civilian casualties. Consider that hastiness. After all, it is the result of a desperate time wherein urgent measures must be taken. But should they always? Can we afford to risk the time needed to consider such bleakly gray issues?

A couple tequila shots, dark and stormies and a big old beer heyooooo.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 08, 2015, 07:59 pm
In Bruges is one of the greatest movies of the past ten years.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 08, 2015, 08:00 pm
Seriously, in many ways I consider it a spiritual successor to The Big Lebowski. It's ability to grow in quality and enjoyment after repeated viewings seems to mirror that aging process.

I am having another beer.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 08, 2015, 08:01 pm
I would love to visit Barcelona one day but it is so tough to find news about Spain as a country and I'm worried that I will be underwhelmed.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 08, 2015, 08:09 pm
I get made fun of by a lot of y'all, and others, a lot. It happens, and I'm okay with it. I really am for the most part. I understand that I can be impulsive and jump the gun on a lot of things, and that can make me look stupid, or that my foot is in my mouth a bunch of the time. But what I want you all to know is that it's been something I've struggle with since I was very young. I never had many friends growing up and part of that is because I can come off as impulsive, and in part because I struggle with social boundaries.

I can understand why there were whole threads (I'm assuming there's one here on me as well) made about me, but at the same time, I hope that anyone reading this can understand why I feel thrown under the bus. It's not like I was angry at everything that was said (and Mortal Wombat made a fantastic joke about me looking like a Joaquin Phoenix reject and that made me laugh, as did one guy who made a great jab at my similes). But at the same time I read shit that felt like I was thrown under the bus just so you could vent at really petty things. I didn't appreciate having a lot of my life choices under scrutiny, or that it was perceived as fair game to judge my advice to others at a time where I had been discussing (supposedly in private) my issues with depression and anxiety. That there were people aware of this and instead of reaching out to me instead spent their time using it to hammer further home how puny I was just made me feel like shit.

I feel awful about making anyone feel like I'd invaded their privacy and wish I could take it back, but at the same time I hope they can understand why I found that stuff so hurtful. I had only ever asked to see it because it was offered, and after I had asked Xanderkish straight up if it looked like I had any shot at doing more with Cracked, cause I really do love their stuff. His response (no way in hell) really bothered me and I hope you can understand why I chose to look at the thread as a way of moving on that got out of hand.

I'm really sorry though, for anyone who felt their privacy had been invaded, and  I don't wish any ill will toward anyone over it.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: codespyder on April 08, 2015, 08:37 pm
yo fuck cracked


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on April 08, 2015, 09:46 pm
Fuck 'em. That shit was sad as fuck.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Bah_Humbug on April 09, 2015, 01:44 am
What happened there? I've always considered you my lurking best friend (and I was always distracted that you changed your name to Spudfella) and the only reason I'm here is because you left Cracked, so I guess that makes us soulmates or some such. I really do think you're a cool guy, and you cook like a motherfucker.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: BSam on April 09, 2015, 02:35 am
In Bruges is one of the greatest movies of the past ten years.

Yeah it's pretty good.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Kybard on April 09, 2015, 08:01 am
we do not have a secret thread about you spud, we reserve all of our secret threads for arguing about whether to ban yowhound


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on April 09, 2015, 08:29 am
In case anyone thinks "oh Christ he's STILL going on about that?" I'm not as broken up over it anymore than my post last night makes it sound like. The only thing I really miss about Pwot is running the sex magic sale, which was kinda my baby.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: codespyder on April 09, 2015, 10:50 am
the only reason I'm here is because you left Cracked, so I guess that makes us soulmates or some such.

Geez why don't you two go get a room or tent or a dirty public restroom or something


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Bah_Humbug on April 09, 2015, 04:17 pm
I guess when I get really drunk I wanna fuck Evilspud. Good to know.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Bettytron on April 10, 2015, 01:47 pm
Barcelona is great, you should go! Spain is great for vacations, especially if you want to eat dinner really late, stay out until the wee hours, and have a recovery nap in the afternoon. They take siestas seriously.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: RummyLu on April 13, 2015, 02:04 am
If you want to write, write. Cracked is farts and far from the only comedy list website on the internet.

Don't not do something because some idiot on an idiot website told you once that you couldn't.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: jimbob on April 13, 2015, 11:16 am
don't write


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on April 13, 2015, 11:43 am
Write but make sure you are drinking first again.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Kybard on May 01, 2015, 10:54 pm
man I was kind of sad that a couple of you fucks (well maybe just snips?) are moving/did move far away and potentially/probs fucking up eastfest plans because I was a little too young back in the day to do cheesefests and have not met any of you groin idiots in person and would still very much like t odo so, you know, at least the ones who aren't fucking terrible

oh god no I'm posting in a thread inspired by the mind of spud what happened


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Author on May 01, 2015, 11:00 pm
you got drunk!


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Kybard on May 01, 2015, 11:02 pm
noooooooooooo :(




(yes)


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Joey on May 01, 2015, 11:18 pm
groin idiots

teehee


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on May 06, 2015, 12:12 pm
Kybard you could still hang out with other people. Or get drunk and have people come to you.


Barcelona is great, you should go! Spain is great for vacations, especially if you want to eat dinner really late, stay out until the wee hours, and have a recovery nap in the afternoon. They take siestas seriously.

That is exactly what I wanted to hear, I just now got back to this thread but thanks Bettytron! :D


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on May 09, 2015, 09:46 pm
You seem alright Kybard


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: SteelFan714 on May 14, 2015, 02:04 pm
I can't wait until the next time I'm drunk and near a computer so I can tell Kybard I think he sucks. Soon, Kybard will know how I truly feel. Soon.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Nicol on May 28, 2015, 12:19 pm
TURN UP TO RIHANNA WHILE THE WHOLE CLUB FUCKIN WASTED
EVERYTIME I DROP I AM THE ONLY THING YO PLAYING
IN A DROP TOP DOIN A HUNNED YO IN REAR VIEW MIRROR RACING


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on June 05, 2015, 06:25 pm
If I like Halo, why do I think Destiny is such a piece of shit?


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on June 05, 2015, 07:54 pm
Halo games are pretty straightforward, FPS RPGs need a gimmick; when developers use cartoony, silly aesthetic; to seem fun.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Karlski on June 06, 2015, 09:30 am
HELLO


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Illiterati on June 06, 2015, 10:21 am
Im not drunk but I also have OPINIONS


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on June 06, 2015, 11:14 am
Illiterati has been banned for posting while sober.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Illiterati on June 06, 2015, 12:20 pm
:'(


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on June 06, 2015, 08:38 pm
Lit for serious what are your OPINIONS


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Illiterati on June 09, 2015, 04:15 am
i think that h*mosexuals are an abomination


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on June 09, 2015, 08:18 am
Hamosexuals


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: CB on June 13, 2015, 01:35 am
straight people = the devil


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on June 20, 2015, 02:55 pm
I just went to the doctor and he told me my anus was suffering from cyst-privilege :(


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on July 20, 2015, 08:21 pm
Beer at the airport is stupid over priceed.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 21, 2015, 01:34 am
drink in the limo on the way to the airport baby!!!!!!!


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Frogbone on July 31, 2015, 11:14 pm
i think that ex-girlfirends are DUMB AND LAME and nobody should ever want to have sex with them


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on September 15, 2015, 02:32 am
hey


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on September 15, 2015, 02:32 am
keyboards can be difficult

yes/no


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on September 15, 2015, 02:33 am
fart


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on September 15, 2015, 02:45 am
so the (mostly white) (entirely male) hosts of late night television.

should we all be yelling at tv for that being the best they can do? or should we give the fuck up on late night talk shows because they are the worst genre of television?


who the fuck is watching late night talk shows? why do talented comedians (and jimmy fallon) give up on their credibility for the chance to work every single day telling "jokes" about kardashians? is the money really that good?

conan got fired and decided to stick with the format. let's assume tbs didn't offer him more money than a fucking late night talk show deserved. what kind of magic could he have made? when conan dies, do you think he'll regret giving his life to a talk show?


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on September 15, 2015, 08:38 pm
Watch Regular Show


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on September 16, 2015, 01:51 am
Watch Eric Andre Show


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on September 16, 2015, 02:46 pm
watch him show me what?


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on November 08, 2015, 12:23 pm
I'd like to buy a recorder, shout drunken nonsense into it for five minutes, then mail it to someone else on this forum, and then they mail it, and so on, and so on until it's mailed back to me and I edit it into a podcast and upload it.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 08, 2015, 03:04 pm
kinda like the sisterhood of the traveling pants


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on November 08, 2015, 10:22 pm
Yes


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: evilspud on December 16, 2015, 08:15 pm
I hate feeling like a dumbshit all the time.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on December 18, 2015, 11:31 am
Dumbshit relative to what?


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Chronicles on December 18, 2015, 01:29 pm
Buddy that was a great self-own


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on December 18, 2015, 02:18 pm
Someone has to keep setting the bar around here.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Lukeington on December 18, 2015, 03:26 pm
Y'know I'm not sold on this Matt Romney Character.


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on June 20, 2016, 06:22 pm
I've learned to accept her and learn compromise. Pineapple on half


Title: Re: I am drunk and I have OPINIONS
Post by: Metsfan on February 12, 2017, 08:23 pm
Fuck Trump