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Title: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 07, 2013, 11:30 pm
Right now there's 10 minutes left in the MSU-OSU game and MSU is up by 3.

On the one hand I'm rooting for OSU because I want an SEC-free championship for once and if they win they are meeting FSU there, but on the other I hate OSU despite this amazing gif (http://i.minus.com/ift3jACOfSWR4.gif)

Who do I root for


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 07, 2013, 11:42 pm
I've decided: Fuck OSU. Auburn deserves to be there after last week.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 08, 2013, 09:56 am
(http://i.imgur.com/pyHajn2.jpg)

go auburn

edit: here's the MSU coach shouting out rapper Rich Homie Quan (https://vine.co/v/hQATVDVvaxj)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 08, 2013, 10:33 am
It's so nice to see Mark Dantonio smile because usually his sideline demeanor comes off as a military dad who is only happy when a John Wayne movie comes on TCM.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 20, 2013, 04:23 pm
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/12/8/5187926/urban-meyer-eating-pizza-sadly-in-a-tunnel

(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3740249/sadpizza_medium.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 03, 2014, 09:33 am
This is AJ McCarron's final play as a college quarterback.

(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/aj-mccarron-fumbles-to-end-the-sugar-bowl.gif)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/01/03/2014-01-0221_23_11.gif)

He didn't get another possession because this happened.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/01/03/2014-01-0221_29_08.gif)

Oklahoma's squib kick hit the nearest Alabama player and Oklahoma pounced on it.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 13, 2014, 03:44 pm
who the fuck is ready for some college fucking football


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 13, 2014, 03:55 pm
i'm very ready. my school (towson) made it to the FCS championship last year. we will probably not be nearly as good this year because our star running back was drafted by the sigh browns.

as far as d1 schools go i guess i have to cheer for maryland. things will be tough this year as they're making the move from the ACC to the big ten.

p.s. fuck duke


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 13, 2014, 04:51 pm
It looks like Maryland has a pretty decent September but October and November look terrible.

My alma mater, Kentucky, is a shit football team, so who gives a fuck about them.

I'm of course a huge Notre Dame fan and I'm looking forward to finally seeing a Brian Kelly Offense™ with Everett Golson coming back with reportedly better skills, strength, and leadership after he missed last year. We don't have many veterans on defense though, especially after losing Tuitt and Nix to the NFL. This is the first season with our still-independent-but-sorta-obligated-to-the-ACC scheduling, which has us playing Florida State and Louisville on top of Michigan, Stanford, Arizona State, and Southern Cal. I'm optimistic for a 9-2 season (losses to Stanford and Florida State), but we'll see. Stanford is in South Bend so there's a chance to swing it to a win, but Florida State is Tallahassee. And every team that plays Notre Dame always gives their best.

This is also the first year of the playoff system, which I don't think Notre Dame will get to with a 9-2 record, but it will be fun to see how it works out regardless of my team making it. I've been a very solipsistic college football fan most of my life but this year I'm going to actively try to be more aware of how other teams are doing.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 13, 2014, 05:02 pm
Last year I turned off this game to watch Notre Dame lose to Stanford and I will never forgive myself for not seeing this magic live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7s2m5Z5GA


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Kybard on August 13, 2014, 08:52 pm
all my friends are talking about Maryland potentially having a decent season this year but they do that every year. I barely pay attention to college sports though, and the move to the big ten makes my pathetic knowledge/awareness even less useful for conversations

we can all agree that fuck duke though


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 13, 2014, 10:05 pm
yeah fuck duke


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 13, 2014, 10:22 pm
you can't spell duke without uk

fuck duke


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 15, 2014, 06:04 pm
Report: Notre Dame suspends four players connected to academic fraud (http://www.onefootdown.com/2014/8/15/6006759/report-notre-dame-suspends-four-players-connected-to-academic-fraud)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Skeletonic on August 15, 2014, 07:04 pm
Fuck Duke? Fuck Duke.

I live in the triangle. UNC, NC State, Duke. You merely learned to hate Duke. I was born hating Duke. I breathed hating Duke.

Kill Duke.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 04, 2014, 07:03 pm
This Saturday is the last time in the foreseeable future that Notre Dame will play Michigan. Today, Notre Dame's athletic director announced that Notre Dame will play Ohio State in 2022 and 2023. (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11463970/notre-dame-fighting-irish-ohio-state-buckeyes-agree-home-home-series-2022-2023)

One can only imagine the timing of this announcement makes it a giant middle finger, a full-stop exclamation point, a "it's not you, it's me, and also I'm in love with your sister, who you hate" to Michigan and I love it.

(http://i.minus.com/ift3jACOfSWR4.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 07, 2014, 12:17 am
(http://giant.gfycat.com/ConstantRegalEnglishsetter.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: SteelFan714 on September 08, 2014, 07:22 am
Two weeks down and Tennessee's season isn't over yet. Best college football season ever!

Until this weekend when we play as 21 point underdogs.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 08, 2014, 08:26 am
(http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4982436/SwarbrickBrandon.png)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 08, 2014, 08:59 am
Turning this thread into a Brian VanGorder gif thread until I am stopped.

(http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4984110/BVGTHUMBSUP.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 16, 2014, 03:26 pm
Fake punt skills

(http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/697598/dead.0.gif)

The fake punt pass was intercepted by Miami.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 18, 2014, 03:13 pm
"Jameis Winston Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy," Killing Meme" (http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-fuck-her-right-in-the-pussy-kil-1635466887)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: SteelFan714 on September 18, 2014, 05:30 pm
Mel Kiper moved him from #3 to #25 today. Because I mean, rape accusations, theft and the likes are the kind of thing you can tolerate in a star quarterback, but shouting dumb college shit while in college is a real red flag.

In other news, mock drafts are the fucking worst and ESPN should die in a fire.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 18, 2014, 07:28 pm
Don't forget that he won the Heisman, giving him a free pass on all felonies.


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 29, 2014, 08:34 am
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1506923/fatfan_medium.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Fuck FSU and fuck the rapist Jameis Winston


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 02, 2014, 10:53 am
(http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2414988/luckotheirish.0.gif)


Title: Re: The NCAA Football Thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on November 15, 2014, 02:52 pm
I was looking up the awful bowl games to see which pillow fight Penn State is likely to qualify for, when I discovered that there's a bitcoin bowl this year. Congratulations, internet, you lose.