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Title: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on January 27, 2013, 12:00 pm
Don't eat bricks


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Illiterati on January 27, 2013, 12:32 pm
but if you must, eat soft bricks


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on January 27, 2013, 12:39 pm
need a snack on the go, but too forgetful to pack anything? duct tape a frozen banana to your temple. when you're hungry, just stick your head in an oven and enjoy


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on January 27, 2013, 12:40 pm
hack a wool sock into a soggy fleshlight


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 27, 2013, 01:23 pm
hug a woman romantically and terrify her, ensuring that you will never be allowed near another one again


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 27, 2013, 01:31 pm
Women can push the poop out with their fingers properly inserted into their vagina.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on January 27, 2013, 01:33 pm
Doritos can be used as kindling


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on January 27, 2013, 04:18 pm
Having trouble getting motivated to work out?


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 27, 2013, 04:27 pm
don't limit smoking to an oral habit there are many holes through which you can drag a cigarette


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: boron on January 27, 2013, 04:44 pm
the optimal time for water drinking is when you are thirsty


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: pingollum on January 27, 2013, 04:44 pm
If you're hungry and you have no food at home, you can always bite off and eat your fingernails and toenails. They are like free food and they keep growing back


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: nak on January 27, 2013, 04:54 pm
Don't masturbate to children's television and get self-righteous about it on the internet.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: laktose on January 27, 2013, 05:17 pm
To avoid having to look for a bathroom when you're out of the house, simply wear a diaper.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 27, 2013, 05:28 pm
if you can't remember if you have already shampooed your hair, simply remember that you don't shower anyways because you are a slovenly fuck.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: RummyLu on January 27, 2013, 05:30 pm
Women can push the poop out with their fingers properly inserted into their vagina.

I think that I never truly recovered from first reading this.

Also, freeze all cooked meats, freeze everything, jam it in, it's so cold mummy.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Navigator2001Plus on January 27, 2013, 05:58 pm
lifehack tip #16: the best way to kill someone who uses the term lifehack is slowly with a meat hook


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: oball on January 27, 2013, 06:01 pm
Lifehack #420: Smoke weed errday


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Liz on January 27, 2013, 09:26 pm
If a girl doesn't like you, just spend as much time as possible with her and make uncomfortable passes at her, even after she says no. Don't forget to complain about what a bitch she is to people on the internet.

Remember, no is really just a yes that needs more convincing!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: oball on January 27, 2013, 09:41 pm
Also, you may be not wearing enough fedoras.  Buy like six and pile them on your head.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on January 27, 2013, 09:48 pm
If you ever burn your popcorn just pour the burnt kernels in a bowl and add some milk and sugar and you've got some great popcorn porridge.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 27, 2013, 10:38 pm
if you are ever lost in a strange city simply walk to the nearest pizza place and buy enough pizza to choke to death on


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Mr Gale on January 27, 2013, 10:53 pm
If you are ever lost and cant find your way home, walk to the nearest pizza place, then order a delivery to your house. Then order a taxi to follow the pizza delivery. Then get on a bus that goes the same route as the taxi so you can follow it (you can check this on your phone by finding what bus goes nearest your house from where you are.)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nedroid on January 27, 2013, 11:15 pm
Make your own Pepsi by mixing one part Coca-Cola with one part Pepsi


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Not A Spatula on January 28, 2013, 12:13 am
If you're not sure how to act around other people, remember there are many great and sociable personalities to be found in your favorite anime.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 28, 2013, 07:27 am
you can really take your hair and glue it wherever you want. remember that species is a social construct. you can be a cat


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on January 28, 2013, 09:21 am
hack together your flashlight and a raspberry pi and a series of winding USB cables to create a heavier, less convenient flashlight


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: TheDarkFlame on January 28, 2013, 11:16 am
hack together your fleshlight and a raspberry pie and a series of winding USB cables to create a heavier, less convenient fleshlight


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: thermus aquaticus on January 28, 2013, 11:21 am
Stick your flashlight in your fleshlight and put it in your pie hole.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nedroid on January 28, 2013, 11:40 am
Too many pies and nowhere to store them? Follow these 23 easy steps to build your own wifi-enabled pie hole


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: CB on January 28, 2013, 02:43 pm
Almost done with your jar of mayo? Add in some butter for a quick snack.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on January 28, 2013, 02:50 pm
Tape your phone to your hand and tape your hand to your head so you never miss a phone call


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on January 28, 2013, 02:53 pm
Type with both hands to increase your words per minute by 100%


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: thermus aquaticus on January 28, 2013, 04:35 pm
Need to do one thing, but you only have another thing? Go fuck yourself.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on January 28, 2013, 04:56 pm
can't beat the real thing

http://lifehacker.com/5979646/macgyver-challenge-winner-hang-your-magazines

hack your wire hangers into ugly garbled nonsense

the winner: want to appear to be a person who reads magazines even though you're illiterate and also own no clothes?


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on January 28, 2013, 05:25 pm
If you can't reach something, get closer to it until you can


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 28, 2013, 07:08 pm
Blend all of your meals to save time and increase the amount of time that you can devote to reddit.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on January 28, 2013, 07:35 pm
Eliminate "paper typos" with tender application of bleach


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on January 28, 2013, 07:42 pm
If you need to remember something important, you can just have it tattooed on your arm. When you don't need it anymore, you can just pay for laser tattoo removal.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on January 28, 2013, 07:56 pm
As soon as you're born, eat one really big meal that will keep you full for approximately 70 years and you'll never pay for food again


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: boron on January 28, 2013, 08:54 pm
If your water isn't cool enough, add ice cubes to make it cooler.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: boron on January 28, 2013, 08:55 pm
If your water is too cool make it join marching band, which should eliminate a small amount of cool


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Not A Spatula on January 28, 2013, 09:37 pm
If you're ever stranded in a desert, you can stay hydrated by peeing into your flask after pouring the water out.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Not A Spatula on January 28, 2013, 09:37 pm
If you're ever stranded in a desert, try ordering a desert pizza and follow the van back to your house.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: boron on January 28, 2013, 09:57 pm
If you are ever confused as to which star is the north star just remember which stars are not the north star


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on January 28, 2013, 10:51 pm
If you ever think the days are too short and nights too long just wait a few months and see the hours of daylight slowly increase!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on January 28, 2013, 10:51 pm
Just don't wait too long because the days will start to get shorter again.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on January 28, 2013, 11:02 pm
Feeling racist? Don't worry about it.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: StumpNasty on February 06, 2013, 05:10 pm
Keep a spare house key on your cockring, just in case.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 06, 2013, 05:17 pm
Keep a spare cockring on your house key


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Karlski on February 06, 2013, 05:21 pm
Can't think of a joke? Just reverse the order of two nouns in the post before you!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Jacob on February 06, 2013, 05:38 pm
Can't think of an order? Just reverse the joke of two nouns in the post before you!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 06, 2013, 05:48 pm
Can't think of a joke? Just reverse the order of two nouns in the post before you!

Good luck finding someone else who can pull that off in seven minutes flat


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on February 06, 2013, 05:52 pm
Good luck finding seven minutes else who can pull that off in someone flat


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Liz on February 06, 2013, 06:12 pm
Want to get ladies? Put on a hat that you definitely can't pull off and no one has been able to since 1940.

Want to get even more ladies? Complain that they are ruining the world and are super bitchy for being bitter about the misogyny that has been around as long as men have wanted to control women and call them cunts.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Jacob on February 06, 2013, 06:20 pm
many household cleaning products are cheaper than mouthwash by volume, and fulfill similar functions in reducing bacteria and unpleasant odors


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nedroid on February 07, 2013, 12:32 am
Make your own nougat


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Metsfan on February 07, 2013, 01:47 am
never


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chronicles on February 07, 2013, 02:03 am
Hire a butler to write your forum posts for you


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chronicles on February 07, 2013, 02:04 am
Put your money into real estate


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chronicles on February 07, 2013, 02:04 am
Build a hot tub in your backyard, invite your A-list friends


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chronicles on February 07, 2013, 02:05 am
Buy a Vietnamese child to strangle hookers for you


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on February 07, 2013, 03:34 am
If you feel like going swimming, you can just get a membership at your community pool and pay a small fee each time you feel like swimming.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Metsfan on February 07, 2013, 03:39 am
Cold? Hobos will trade blankets for cigarettes.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: StumpNasty on February 07, 2013, 08:34 am
It's a fact that people are throwing out food more than ever before. Check inside garbage cans and dumpsters for a quick meal if you're looking to save some money.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Metsfan on February 10, 2013, 04:14 am
If you've ever wanted to be an animal, eat a hot dog without a bun.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on February 10, 2013, 04:27 am
If you ever run out of food just eat your own poop because it used to be food so it's like recycling for your body.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nicol on February 10, 2013, 05:15 am
do your sheets keep coming untucked? fix them to the underside of your mattress with a stapler.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Ripper on February 10, 2013, 11:45 am
Having relationship problems? Reach around behind your neck and dig your fingers into the flesh at the base of your skull. Lifting gently upwards, carefully begin to peel your skin away (it should come off in a single sheet like dried glue) and over the top of your head, all the way down to your feet. Step out of the skin and discard. You will be an exposed fleshy mass but in a short time a new skin will begin to form, giving you a completely new appearance. Nobody will recognise you, not even your family. Now you don't have to go through the embarrassing process of breaking up with someone.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 10, 2013, 12:20 pm
It's a fact that people are throwing out food more than ever before. Check inside garbage cans and dumpsters for a quick meal if you're looking to save some money.

this is a real thing, it's called freeganism

shoot me in the face with a shotgun


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on February 10, 2013, 12:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Oxdh7.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on February 10, 2013, 07:26 pm
Got a tablet that you bought less than two years ago but you already consider to be obsolete?  Here are some practical uses for that historical piece of garbage! (http://gizmodo.com/5980521/7-uses-for-your-outdated-ipad?utm_source=kotaku.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation) 



Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: jimbob on February 10, 2013, 07:31 pm
The best thing about that one is the "hack" is to use the tablet as a tablet.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on February 10, 2013, 09:10 pm
turn your old ipad into a makeup applicator by smearing your shitty makeup all over it and pushing it into your fat face


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on February 10, 2013, 09:40 pm
hack the planet by putting seeds into the ground, stuff will grow if you hack it right


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Jacob on February 26, 2013, 07:05 pm
a good way to lose a lot of weight is to get lost in some sort of wilderness area without any food


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Jacob on March 14, 2013, 12:09 pm
big bags of dogfood are a cheap and effective source of dietary protein


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Metsfan on March 20, 2013, 01:12 pm
Don't put thin mints in the freezer. Hate yourself.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: evilspud on March 20, 2013, 02:44 pm
Bring a healthier but just as scary Halloween to your neighborhood by stuffing fistfulls of wolf spiders into the bags of trick or treaters.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 29, 2013, 09:30 am
The best way to optimize your usage of your favorite note taking app is taking notes and storing them optimally using the note taking app of your choice


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 29, 2013, 11:35 am
Want to make an insanely popular webcomic but don't possess an iota of artistic ability or humor? Just make a fucking chart about nonsense you goddamn piece of shit. (http://xkcd.com/1205/)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: CestMoi on April 29, 2013, 12:25 pm
Find yourself annoyed at how unfunny xkcd is? Just read goatkcd (http://goatkcd.com/1205/sfw)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 29, 2013, 12:34 pm
If you can't find fifteen cents for a tealight want your house to smell like cooking grease, just stick a string in a can of Crisco you slovenly fuck.

(http://greatnorthernprepper.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dsc_0007.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on April 29, 2013, 07:32 pm
Lifehack: how to cook and eat a placenta

http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2013/03/how-to-cook-and-eat-a-placenta/


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on May 09, 2013, 06:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uD0p5h3.png)

Do you love shrimp but hate the taste of shrimp? Do I have the cooking show for you


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on May 09, 2013, 08:55 pm
I saw the picture and really hoped that it was unrelated to the placenta that Fermun brought up.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: oball on May 09, 2013, 09:06 pm
Do you love shrimp but hate the taste of shrimp? Do I have the cooking show for you

Yo, people often add other flavours to ingredients they like, it's called cooking


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on May 09, 2013, 10:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oVkpw3E.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: oball on May 10, 2013, 12:47 am
For roast Skywalker I would recommend a rosemary and garlic crust


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Kybard on January 21, 2014, 08:38 pm
as always, no joke is superior to reality (http://lifehacker.com/six-real-life-lessons-i-learned-from-world-of-warcraft-1505737517)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 21, 2014, 09:08 pm
Don't want to spend much money on a date? Start by telling the person what life lessons you learned from World of Warcraft so. They'll leave.

But you won't save much money, because the service you would have had to use makes you pay up front anyways.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nedroid on January 22, 2014, 12:37 am
#lifehack: here's a fun use for a vacuum cleaner: use it to suck up dirt and debris around your home. This tip really puts the "clean" in "vacuum cleaner!"


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on January 22, 2014, 07:40 am
lifehack: water down your medicine to make it last longer


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on January 22, 2014, 06:28 pm
#lifehack: here's a fun use for a vacuum cleaner: use it to suck up dirt and debris around your home. This tip really puts the "clean" in "vacuum cleaner!"
Doesn't this make your vacuum cleaner dirty inside? I bet my vacuum is cleaner than yours!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: boron on January 22, 2014, 08:36 pm
lifehack: using your car keys to start your car and driving it is more efficient than pushing it everywhere you want to go


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on January 22, 2014, 09:24 pm
but it saves so much on gas


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Nedroid on January 23, 2014, 01:22 pm
#lifehack: here's a fun use for a vacuum cleaner: use it to suck up dirt and debris around your home. This tip really puts the "clean" in "vacuum cleaner!"
Doesn't this make your vacuum cleaner dirty inside? I bet my vacuum is cleaner than yours!

Yeah but I have a second, smaller vacuum to clean out the first one


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 23, 2014, 01:25 pm
Why use a vacuum at all? All you need is a broom, a dustpan, and a Mary Poppins carpet bag.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: JonasSalk on January 23, 2014, 03:15 pm
When pouring ketchup onto your burger make sure burger is in position under bottle or packet.

Never cross a street when cars are still roaring past. That way you won't get struck on your way to the opera.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on January 23, 2014, 04:00 pm
Pets are color blind, so you should dye their food black with ink or cover it in whiteout so that they know you care about them and aren't trying to make fun of their disability.

Children are just like regular humans but they have not lived as long, don't remember the 80s, and are smaller.

I hadn't ever tried brussel sprouts before because they smell bad when you cook them and a lot of people say they are bad tasting, but that was stupid of me because I tried them and they were good. Try brussel sprouts if you are a dumb guy that hadn't tried them before.

Salt makes ice melt, so I think that you can go outside without a jacket in winter if you drink salt water first, but I haven't tried this one yet.

FIRE HOT!

If your nose feels like there is a lot of snot and boogers in it (pardon my bad language), then you should try to put a tissue in front of your nose and blow out of your nose very hard and then if any snot or boogers (pardon my bad language) come out of your nose and land in the tissue, you can just throw the tissue away or put it in the toilet for the next time you pee (pardon my bad language) and will be flushing.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on January 23, 2014, 05:18 pm
I agree, Brussels sprouts are great.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 21, 2014, 10:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/knKqxnB.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/yet5wRf.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Mu9oiPG.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8SDxlQL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/HAsJDjp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/jUzW5WZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/C7h13BS.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/AnbhaQt.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/LH0O9Rp.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/yhSc3oL.gif)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: BSam on March 22, 2014, 08:58 am
MIND
=
BLOWN



That spoon one could almost be taken seriously, I hope someone does.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: norumaru on March 26, 2014, 04:28 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/76d41c7fbdc1fe7b21683c09787d86e8/tumblr_n2us05iFiZ1sa4vz3o1_r2_500.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on March 26, 2014, 04:42 pm
1 WHOLE PERCENT???


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: norumaru on March 26, 2014, 05:42 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/adc3ce323e891862da18996be8a8099f/tumblr_n2jnpelIwj1sa4vz3o1_500.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 31, 2014, 08:48 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0382dc8c5a19a7f4679bb7de88926ae7/tumblr_n2na7ljRwY1sa4vz3o1_500.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: raknade on March 31, 2014, 12:46 pm
I only kidnap people during the day to avoid exactly that.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: SteelFan714 on May 24, 2014, 07:27 pm
KSK Coming with the Strong Life Hacks Takes (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/05/lifehack-dont-call-cops-cat-brings-weed.html)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: BSam on July 15, 2014, 05:35 am
(http://wondermark.com/c/2014-07-15-1046hacks.png)

http://wondermark.com/1k46/


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on July 22, 2014, 09:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/PjnLff1.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: norumaru on July 29, 2014, 07:23 am
Use red and green sharpie to colour your regular glasses and see everything in 3D


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Author on July 31, 2014, 08:52 pm
Want to have a picnic, but don't want to deal with those pesky bugs getting on your food? Simply drench it all in ant spray and they'll be sure to steer clear.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on July 31, 2014, 08:56 pm
Rub your boner.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: RockinJoe12 on July 31, 2014, 11:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vwTRIoX.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on August 11, 2014, 06:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/MQvYHV3.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: nameinuse2 on August 13, 2014, 04:56 am
FUCKING MIND BLOWING SLEEPHACK: STICK ONE OR MORE FEET OUT TO REGULATE YOUR TEMPERATURE (http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/08/sleep-hack-keep-one-foot-outside-your-covers.html)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chronicles on August 15, 2014, 01:33 am
(http://i.imgur.com/jQQqxGS.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: BSam on September 07, 2014, 08:05 am
http://www.clickhole.com/article/ultimate-life-hacker-meet-woman-who-says-shell-do--882


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: jimbob on September 28, 2014, 08:17 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BynHAk0IYAAObHo.png)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: BSam on October 04, 2014, 09:58 am
(http://sftimes.s3.amazonaws.com/d/a/5/1/da51bbdf34d76ae1db94d9c914b0e7d2.jpg)

(http://sftimes.s3.amazonaws.com/e/d/0/3/ed03f6b7dc21fe629a88d7685b18be74.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 24, 2014, 01:14 am
http://makezine.com/2014/12/23/how-to-wi-fi-detecting-sting-hobbit-sword/


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: jimbob on December 24, 2014, 11:45 am
The author of that article is pretty special

(http://my.jetscreenshot.com/demo/20141224-skfe-17kb.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: evilspud on December 24, 2014, 12:51 pm
I can translate that!

Designer,
"This meaningless identifier is meant to convey the already nebulous description of myself as 'an ideas person'."

Photographer,
"I have the gall to describe myself as a photographer next to a terribly composed profile picture of myself."

Writer,
"My job"

Comic book reader,
"Either my poor self-esteem prevents me from recognizing the truly interesting things about myself or I really am so boring that I have to describe myself as a consumer of media"

Lover of all things creative,
"I have to do this twice."

Spontaneous dancer,
"This is not a mental disorder, but actually a lie that I can easily present as true if challenged."


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: evilspud on December 24, 2014, 12:51 pm
Just hacked her life pretty good there.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Remington Lonespear on December 24, 2014, 01:24 pm
Okay but what does "and" mean


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 24, 2014, 05:20 pm
Quote
(used to connect grammatically coordinate words, phrases, or clauses) along or together with; as well as; in addition to; besides; also; moreover:
pens and pencils.

lmao shit....fuckin....owned, bitch


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: CB on December 24, 2014, 06:52 pm
The author of that article is pretty special

(http://my.jetscreenshot.com/demo/20141224-skfe-17kb.jpg)
I can translate that!

Designer,
"This meaningless identifier is meant to convey the already nebulous description of myself as 'an ideas person'."

Photographer,
"I have the gall to describe myself as a photographer next to a terribly composed profile picture of myself."

Writer,
"My job"

Comic book reader,
"Either my poor self-esteem prevents me from recognizing the truly interesting things about myself or I really am so boring that I have to describe myself as a consumer of media"

Lover of all things creative,
"I have to do this twice."

Spontaneous dancer,
"This is not a mental disorder, but actually a lie that I can easily present as true if challenged."

you tell em, guys!! knock her down a notch!!


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: spermos thermos on December 24, 2014, 07:27 pm
Okay but what does "and" mean

and
"I was in a relationship with evilspud that ended badly."


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 24, 2014, 07:28 pm
So anyway how about that wi-fi hobbit sword


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Ishliquor on December 24, 2014, 08:23 pm
You mean the one as used by "Biblo Baggins"?


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Author on December 24, 2014, 09:01 pm
Life hack: if you want to find unsecured wi-fi networks, just buy the wi-fi hobbit sword. then hold it up to your screen when it starts to glow so you can see the wi-fi list better.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on December 25, 2014, 09:23 am
or hit yourself in the face with it cause you're a knob.

The sword thing isn't the worst part, making a useless knickknack who cares. But it sends a message on the unsecured network bragging that they've been "vanquished" or whatever and that's just lame as heck


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Lukeington on December 25, 2014, 09:24 am
I read that article days ago so I hope I didn't invent that thinking I remembered it


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Ishliquor on March 29, 2015, 09:20 am
So here's a couple that can actually be used, but hopefully they're not too off topic because one is probably unnecessary to most and the other is kind of pointless.

Don't have a youtube account but want to watch something there that requires you to sign in? Go to some forum that allows embedding, stick it in a reply and then preview (remember to remove that pesky "s" from the url), bada boom bada etc.

eg (apparently this is boring as hell, but has heck of tits)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIASS2Ndmc

Secondly, if you want an extra-close shave, listen to music that has a strong emotional resonance for you and shave while you have goosebumps.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Author on April 29, 2015, 08:39 pm
Save money on boob jobs by filling a syringe with lard


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Captain Wacky on April 29, 2015, 09:15 pm
What kind of responsible surgeon is going to trade their services for a syringe full of lard?


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Ishliquor on April 30, 2015, 10:52 am
One in the employ of Pig Pharma.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on April 07, 2016, 01:02 am
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/343163af8f471a49885091af1d9dd9c4/tumblr_o55qch7OFT1tlb56zo1_500.gif)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: EFHRK on April 07, 2016, 01:32 pm
What


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Wibblewobble on April 07, 2016, 05:08 pm
His girlfriend thinks he's a regular coke-drinking kinda guy, but he's cleverly hiding his pervy ketchup quaffing addiction.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on May 29, 2016, 07:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6jQ0X55zt4


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on May 30, 2016, 04:31 pm
Isn't that razorblade contraption performing electrolysis on the water, not heating it?


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: fermun on May 31, 2016, 11:36 pm
It's alternating current, so it's probably heating it, I think.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on June 01, 2016, 07:23 am
I was thinking that there was no conduction pathway for a circuit, meaning all that would happen is the plates would alternate voltages.. I guess if there's enough mineral shit in the water it could conduct though.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: StumpNasty on June 01, 2016, 05:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILaRt9xONDM


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Joey on June 13, 2016, 06:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/iR1biIh.jpg)


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: HyperGlavin on September 22, 2016, 02:33 am
https://www.uroclub.com/


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Johnny Roastbeef on September 22, 2016, 01:52 pm
They really want you to know that it was created by a Board Certified Urologist. I doubt the cops will accept that as an excuse though.


Title: Re: We don't have a lifehacks thread
Post by: Chez San on September 28, 2016, 12:34 pm
http://viz.co.uk/category/top-tips/