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Title: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 17, 2010, 10:01 pm
I am so goddamn goosed it otook eme half and hour to to type that thread title. Holy mother of God that was bad...  Shgit! Look! my typing is slightly in oimpriving. Shit, nevermind, my bad. False Alarm. Mmm. Alarm.

I'm going to bed now.


Oh boy, you sure made a lot of mistakes!  But I got them all for you.  You're welcome! -Doc


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 17, 2010, 11:13 pm
How the fuck did I have so much to drink on a fucking Wednesday. I am fucking tretarded. FUCKKKK. It's been 5 hours and I'm still yelling at the fucking wall.



Not as bad as Penguin, but still bad!  Keep an eye on those capitals!  -Doc


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on March 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
I'm still somehow able to type pretty well, but my stomach feels like a dishwasher.  

I don't know how I feel about that.



Wow, good job!  A plus!

P.S. That stomach ache is the painful, debilitating reward of proper spelling!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
I just remembered I have class tomorrow morning.


HAHA.


Fuck.



That wasn't too bad I guess!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: ElPolloDiablo on March 18, 2010, 02:02 am
Thank God I took off working tomorrow.



Are... are you guys even trying?  It's like you aren't even trying


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Demha on March 18, 2010, 02:48 am
uh..es hpra th...this can't be right de irme stop it please what is- a dormir jijosAAH de la recihWHATngada!AAAAAAH JAJAJA AAAAAAAAAAAHHH



I know OKAY I CAN FIX THIS, la verveza AAH NO I CAN'T, im fuck waasted IS THIS RIGHT OR WRONG and i dont even drink tanto WHAT



no No NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG. WHAT EVEN IS, WHAT, THAT DOESN'T, NONE OF IT I-


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Demha on March 18, 2010, 02:49 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


ARFAAARIfkaBA EzplqL BAfskaqqqqTALLsKOeeeN DaileEAAAAAAHH SLKQAr2jN PATHRIECILVO POWPATRMFDEOS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on March 19, 2010, 11:12 am
i foubnd my ashtray but its alright i wn so miuch a t poker i diont care how is spell doctorkill you can fuck my ass you nigger homo RAAAA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on March 20, 2010, 01:04 am
Son of a bitch.

I was at a party and full of whiskey and tequila and she just had to decide that tonight was the night she'd have a big huge serious talk with her boyfriend about whether or not they'd have to break up.

I had to sober up and not get even drunker (like I wanted to) so I could walk her home so she could get herself together.  I had to be sober because I had to give her good advice.  I'm good at pulling myself together when I'm drunk because - well, because I have so many friends who aren't.

But I am still full of whiskey and tequila so now that she's gone to have her talk I might as well be drunk at someone.

So up yours to everybody, helping friends in need when you're drunk is shit but it needs to get done so fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mid-Boss on March 21, 2010, 02:02 am
I just won at l4d2 while drunk so that pretty much makes me the best


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 27, 2010, 02:02 am
is this the drujnk forjm

drk kill hyou better not edit this to make sme seem gramattically scoreenct


GOD DAM ITY
s
d


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 27, 2010, 02:02 am
(hey guys i am drunk)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 27, 2010, 02:57 am
why are yoh't aren't you all comenting on how crazy it is that i, some random internet dude, hasbeen drinking alcpohold.????????????????


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 27, 2010, 11:52 pm
This ain't no tall order, this is nothin' to me
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week
I do this in my sleep, I sold kilos of coke
I'm guessin' I can sell CDs
I'm not a business man
I'm a businessssssssssss, man
Let me handle my business, damn

WOO JAY-Z


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 28, 2010, 12:59 am
what is a fade what does rhat mean

it means you are breinging tha arpdun to eh titg

it shad a a shar[ curve

i am fermun

on skype

ballssackkckcks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 01:52 am
Two Buck Chuck fucking rocks. Thanks shreck you fucking asshole.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 01:55 am
You know I'm a lot more intelligable than most of your fuckers when you post on here. Either Im a lot less drunk than you or else I'm just way better, you make the call pussylips.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 01:55 am
I think it should be a rule in the drunk thread not to hit 'preview' JUST FUCKING HIT POST.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: shrek on March 28, 2010, 02:03 am
You are welcome spaceboy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 28, 2010, 02:10 am
Spaceboy, you aren't so special. When I focus on my keyboard, I have absolutely perfect grammar and spelling. In fact, I'm of the opinion that suck my dick you fag.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 02:11 am
Spaceboy, you aren't so special. When I focus on my keyboard, I have absolutely perfect grammar and spelling. In fact, I'm of the opinion that suck my dick you fag.

You're opinoin os worth shit in this town you facelift!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on March 28, 2010, 02:13 am
Why, yes, I am now at the point in which I can legitimately post in this thread.  While wasted.  I don't think I made any grammatical/spelling errors, either!!

High five!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 28, 2010, 02:14 am
HIGH FIVE?! BORAT REFERENCE

OH DE BABY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 02:19 am
3 drunks at once!! we need our own IRC channel, #pwotdrunks! I'm there!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on March 28, 2010, 02:20 am
I bet that would be a very festive channel, full of happiness, joy, and probably constant dick jokes, if BondFiction were around.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 28, 2010, 02:28 am
I guess you are all too drunk to figure out how to join it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on March 28, 2010, 02:32 am
FOUND IT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 28, 2010, 02:34 am
i am there anf i ma am shit hammmered


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: dwiggmort on March 28, 2010, 11:05 pm
Guys, I thought of something. You know how, liek, the total basis of human numberology is a base 10 system? logically, the reason for this is because we have ten fingers. Handy, if you'll padon the pun.

Then, why, exactly do we have things that are measured by the dozen, or even the gross, which is 12 dozen? Wouldm't this logically mean that there was a t one point a race of people that had six fingers on each hand, which would create a base-12 numerical system?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Susan on March 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
I've got my dog at work with me today, but so far no-one has noticed.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 30, 2010, 11:30 pm
#pwotdrunks is open for business you pantyweight fuckers.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm
#pwotdrunks is open for business you pantyweight fuckers.

Also, nobody is here.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Purple Sombrero on April 02, 2010, 01:39 pm
i dnt veen drkin!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 03, 2010, 01:14 am
Okay BondFiction posted text that broke the margins somehow, so I am removing the post and narrating what he had said.

He goes, "Holy shit," but he extends "shit" out, giving it multiple Is and Ts, and a few random letters for good measure.

He then says, "dead hoooker"



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 03, 2010, 01:35 am
fuck you doctorkill

that post was perfect


(it was so hard to type that)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Rocket Man on April 03, 2010, 07:05 am
bFiction is like muesli

you eat it but its gross


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Pvt. Biscuits on April 03, 2010, 12:44 pm
I wish I knew anything about IRC.

I'd totally be in(on?) #drunkpwotters right now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: werty on April 04, 2010, 01:30 am
Man, sambuca is pretty good stuff.
Expensive, but possibly worth it.
Last time I went, I got bombay sapphire because I saw somebody post a picture of it in the other forum's drunk thread, so I assumed it was good.
Does buying expensive alcohol make you more or less of an alcoholic? I mean, there's definitely something more classy about sipping from a little cup of ice and liquor, but it isn't as if I actually deserve to be drinking classy drinks. I just spend more than is responsible on alcohol.

Tell me DraMo, how does a gentleman drink?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on April 04, 2010, 01:40 am
I generally just pour whiskey into myself until I want to fuck abstract concepts.

That is what has been going on tonight.  I want to stick myself in some dignity right now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on April 04, 2010, 10:12 am
Right cunts. get some fjcking scotch into you. Highland fuckniug scotch is some kind of am brosiatic wonder shit. Cheap as your whore mum nda just as sickenihng.

If that crotch spider Dr kill correcst my spelling, i"ll use his skin for my coouch.

scotc, peopple. if aeschylus drank scotch, I wouldnt have had to see some fucking musical about teen abrotion with my girlfriend. or studying fuckin Hamlet.



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Pvt. Biscuits on April 04, 2010, 12:39 pm
Bourbon and ginger beer is amazing!

WHY AM I JUST REALISING THIS NOW?!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Melancholic Goat on April 04, 2010, 02:04 pm
Because you're a damned fool. What you really need, though, is Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer: tastes like the non-alcoholic stuff but runs at about 5%, making your bourbon and ginger that much more efficient.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Liz on April 05, 2010, 01:18 am
Looks like I need to drink more and more and more. What a weinnner.

YRGH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on April 05, 2010, 01:55 am
Looks like I need to drink more and more and more. What a winkie.

YRGH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Liz on April 05, 2010, 02:31 am
WINKIEWINKIEWINKIEWINKIEWINKIEWINKIES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 05, 2010, 05:26 am
why is there no one in #pwotdrunks

I feel someone is shirking their marketing duties


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 05, 2010, 11:28 pm
i am on #powt drunks aAT THIS VERY MOMENT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 06, 2010, 12:49 am
spaceboy'


sorry i forgot to keep talking to you in #pwotdurnks


sorry


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on April 09, 2010, 02:23 am
Holy shit I am pretty completely wasted. And I have work at 9am tomorrow. That's okay. I've done worse. On top of that, I've smoked a fair amount of illegal substances. Just played a drinking game for the movie Superbad, where you take a drink every time the word "dick" is mentioned. I made it through the entire Dick Drawing Montage, downing about two thirds of a 24oz can. What I'm trying to say is that my penis is large and women like me.

Anyway. Snips, you drink? Last I heard, you weren't a booze hound! Excellent. This means we shall raise our glasses together when at last we meet.

So bromo.

PS:

Hey Doctor Kill! How is this for perfect spelling! HAHA! My brain is as large as my balls. So like concord grape sized. Or something.

Dicks.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on April 09, 2010, 02:31 am
Holy shit [...] I've smoked a fair amount of illegal [...] dick [...] I made it through the entire Dick [...] downing about two thirds of a [...] penis

[...]

Snips, [...] Excellent [...]ass [...]h[...]omo.

PS:

[...]

Doctor [...] my balls

[...]


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fiction on April 09, 2010, 06:03 am
Oball, now we have to start a newspaper which only reports quotes in that fashion.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on April 09, 2010, 07:58 am
PRINT IS DEAD FOOL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 09, 2010, 08:06 am
Thanks, dude. I do have an excellent ass.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fiction on April 09, 2010, 02:11 pm
PRINT IS DEAD FOOL

Fine. iNewspaper.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: toores vaev on April 10, 2010, 04:49 am
yo fuckers i am drunk for the third day straight



dicks dicks cocks ass tits penis

cocks




diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks and coooooooooooooooooocks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: toores vaev on April 10, 2010, 04:54 am
as an aside i will mention that iw rote it after my first beer but its a morning and i have been drinking for two days staright and i sill have 4 beers to go


i am now making a whistling noise to show my enthusiasm

cocks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: sfer on April 10, 2010, 06:06 am
WHatuppp people. How embarrasing will this be? Especially since at a partyy i'm on an itenet FORUM


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: toores vaev on April 10, 2010, 06:45 am
i haave not yet gotten to the party i am going to in the evening and i am drunk as fuck


yeah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on April 10, 2010, 06:18 pm
I've succumbed, I'm now part of this thread.

Also, I just had the longest day ever, but on the plus side, I've now conquered the public transport in this weird-assed foreign city. The Metro C line is now my bitch.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Aceaz on April 10, 2010, 09:35 pm
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Aceaz on April 10, 2010, 09:37 pm
i don't want to overstate ths fact, but holy shit doctor who is awesome. aweeeeeeesome


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: werty on April 11, 2010, 01:19 am
I am not totally drunk.

But I am a bit. We had drunkiningnight and I didn't get all sloppy-drunk. I'm kinda proud.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on April 11, 2010, 01:23 am
So everything is spinning but I think I'm going to continue drinking whiskey and going to go kill some zombies until like 5 in the morning.  Saturday nights are the best nights.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: peanut on April 11, 2010, 01:25 am
Not being drukn is for stupid jerks.

Viva le alcoholoucioun!


I
d take the time to panistakingsly correcth each typo, but that owuld sort of go against the spirit of the therad.


ASTUPID JERKS, I SAY@


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MechaSpider on April 11, 2010, 10:48 pm
Nowne of you guys evennln know who I am but ai lierke to reasd thr future (I was gonna say f9rums but future is fuinny. G'night all.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: dwiggmort on April 11, 2010, 11:16 pm
Tactical Nuclear Penguin. (http://beernews.org/2009/11/brewdog-tactical-nuclear-penguin-32-beer-sets-world-record/)


What have you Scots been up to?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on April 13, 2010, 02:05 am
So who wants to know how pathetic logical Pengjuin ins, anyone? the anaswerin is this pathetic:

It's 3am. I think I'm gunna go out and grab another beer.

That's rightl., I'gm leaving my apartment to drink more; Shit. This can only end in so mmany terrible waus.

Holy shit nippples somebody sabv ,me/


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on April 13, 2010, 02:09 am
Leaving Now. I'm dooomed.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on April 13, 2010, 09:47 am
I hope you didn't drive.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on April 13, 2010, 08:56 pm
No, I live in Brooklyn so I walk everywhere. I am so happy I got to corner of my block, realized I was fucking retarded and turned around. Ugh.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 14, 2010, 11:28 pm
IT IS TIHEEM TO PARTY!!!!!!!
!



!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 14, 2010, 11:34 pm
too drunk to fuck is a retarded phrase, but somehow it makes sense right now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 14, 2010, 11:35 pm
and can i just say:

how the fuck do magnets work


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mindy on April 18, 2010, 02:27 am
WHISKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Pvt. Biscuits on April 18, 2010, 10:42 am
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on April 18, 2010, 11:27 am
'i'd drink more, but then you might get hot".

cant remember whethre i thought that was an insult or a pcik up line.

kinda worked for both?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mindy on April 18, 2010, 01:03 pm
Question is, did it WORK work?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on April 19, 2010, 03:00 am
Well. The girl I actually said it to slapped me. My girlfriend, on the other hand, thought it was hilarious, and reacted appropriately. So, yes, I suppose?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 25, 2010, 08:55 am
no mattah what we fayuce we must fayuce da moment of troot baybay

ohhhhh music


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 25, 2010, 09:33 am
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAAAAAAAVE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 28, 2010, 11:44 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/IrishFighterND/Drunk1.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on April 29, 2010, 12:03 am
no more schol NO MORE SCHOOL SUCK DEESE NUTS MOTHERFUCKERSS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 29, 2010, 12:08 am
next week i have finals fuck you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on April 29, 2010, 12:42 am
SUCK EM


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on April 29, 2010, 11:28 pm
I'm not that drunk, I just wanted to give a shout-out to my favorite motherfuckin homies in the DM.

Peace, motherfuckers. Peace.

(http://www.hohcomics.com/images/death_dealer.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: FizzlePop on April 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
Woo, motherfucking beer house, you know how rad a beerhouse is? dudes had like 5 pages or local beers, i had a barbãr, which is a honey mead kinda beer, i had an oerbier, a delerium tremens, a dulle griet, a 2 year old orval and some other things and now i am leaning dangerously to the right and i might fall of my chair.

WOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Aceaz on April 30, 2010, 07:41 pm
I mean, if we really want to make any kind of significant philosophical point, what we really need to say is this:


BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS.





yes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: werty on May 01, 2010, 12:36 am
Hot damn, ever feel so bad at everything? I do but I don't feel bad about it right now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: werty on May 01, 2010, 12:51 am
Oh man what a bummer post. I'm not actually bad at everything nobody is.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eponine on May 01, 2010, 02:07 am
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! i never post in here but hi guys I love vodka.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Raconteur on May 01, 2010, 10:03 pm
It is 4am on the morning of my birthday, and I am understandably drunk. I have received no presents. GIVE ME SOME.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: peanut on May 02, 2010, 12:43 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PPhbfzNNeY8/S90QW0m1gTI/AAAAAAAAAHU/xL4rOXucRLU/s1600/alcohol.jpg)


Thje answer, is yes.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: grondopolis on May 02, 2010, 03:19 am
cunts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on May 02, 2010, 03:35 pm
I am the pimp lord of the kitchen after a few beers.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on May 02, 2010, 03:41 pm
Having tasted my creation, I retract that statement harder than any other, ever.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on May 08, 2010, 02:50 am
 That's okay. Me and my cousin once got really, really, really high, and decided it would bee a good idea to cook burgers. It was actuall a bad idea. By the end of the ordeal, we both decided: Wow, we could carry these burgers with us to the neew world... and they would still be safe to eat. Thgey were a little salty, the say the least.

Anyway. On that noteL: I ventjure fore th make new f coooking creatings on f ,my own. It was hgood knowing you all. God speed!

Ps: I'll li8ukely be back in half and hour , evcen more obnoxious than now. Just, hyou know, heads up;


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 26, 2010, 02:05 am
more like the durnk thread sans john!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 26, 2010, 02:05 am
john cheese can eat my dick cheese ( though i am a fan of some of his writings/articles)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 29, 2010, 01:00 am
Suck my balls Snips


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 29, 2010, 02:05 am
JUST A DRUJKEN UPDATE: what's up fellas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 29, 2010, 02:05 am
fuck you bondficiton


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 29, 2010, 02:22 am
WELL I MEAN YOUR MOTHER ALREADY DID


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Sordid on May 29, 2010, 07:59 pm
In other news, I just remembered this place  when I was someplace else, contemplating a completely awful karma system.

Also, I expect to get somewhat drunk any time now, as I'm currently celebrating an extremely annoying exam thing being DONE.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on May 29, 2010, 11:46 pm
Holy shit dudes. I'm drunk. Memorial day is awesome. And it isn't even here yet! Alright, Thai food time.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2010, 08:15 pm
I'm not howling-at-the-moon drunk, but I am pretty fuckin buzzed. and it's not even like I have a day off tomorow (my long wekeend was last week), so it's not like i have an exusce to drink today. BUT FUCK IT.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on June 01, 2010, 03:04 am
Hey remember when Snips was all FUCK YOU BONDFICTION.

Well now i am all FUCK YOU BONDFICTION.

Yeah I said it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Burris on June 01, 2010, 08:06 pm
I have had a lo to drink, and have work in the mroning. I feel like I should throw up to get it our of my system.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 01, 2010, 11:37 pm
fuck you bondfiction


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on June 01, 2010, 11:43 pm
Ha ha ha I got hit in the face with a water balloon tonight.

I think I'm laughing it off, when really I'm still in a lot of pain and emotionally distraught over the event.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Petursson on June 25, 2010, 12:09 am
So...I might have typed something really stupid at (what I assume is the forum that must not be named). My (other thing that must not be named) dropped 2 points instantly. I wish I got deliriously nonsensical, but I don't. It's straight from sober-to-stupid-to-things that you shouldn't tell people-to vomiting. Was I very racist? It wasn't mean-spirited, I've just spent some time being the only white person at several parties and I thought it was interesting to share.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 25, 2010, 10:33 am
fuck it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Pvt. Biscuits on June 25, 2010, 03:52 pm
Chatted up some MILF bitches tonight. OWWW!

I got them to believe in themselves, which leads me to believe I may be some sort of GOD to them. But dammit! They'll write hat short film about the ghost who gets hit by acar or picks someone up before driopping them or some shit. I wassn't really listening.

OWWW!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on June 25, 2010, 05:36 pm
Chatted up some MILF bitches tonight. OWWW!

MILF bitches are the best type of bitches. This has been proven by science.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 25, 2010, 11:50 pm
I forgot what I was going to say. Good thing nobody cares!

ballsacks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on June 26, 2010, 01:44 am
That's not true. I totally care all about ball sacks.

Has anyone noticed that 40s provide the perfect amount of alcohol for their volume/price? Needless to say, I've been capping off almost every night this week with a 40. I feel black. Scratch that. I feel like BondFiction. MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 26, 2010, 02:12 am
Mn you should feel like a guy who fucks a lot of chicks

Because that is totally what I do


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:17 pm
Bondfiction will you be my new black friend


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:18 pm
I had a black friend in school but he joined the army and I miss hi m


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:19 pm
How do yiu edit posts on a bberry


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:21 pm
He tuned me on to public enemy and all sortd of cool shit in schooln I was way ahead of the curve culturally because I had a black fiend


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:22 pm
Bacisally whenever a black dude does something awesome I want you to email me about it and we cn hang out


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:23 pm
Now I feel guilrty about that because I'n try an exploiting a black guy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 01:24 pm
Ok I'm going to the bar

I'm only byuing drinks fro me and bondfiction


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chez San on June 26, 2010, 04:02 pm
WOOO GHANAAA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on June 28, 2010, 12:51 pm
i am hammered yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on June 28, 2010, 01:00 pm
man if i die cirrhotic and old i want you guys to congratulate me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 04, 2010, 03:13 am
drinking drunk butts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 04, 2010, 11:42 am
Last night I met a dude who i am 900% sure was a drug dealer.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mr Gale on July 04, 2010, 12:51 pm
Is that because you bought drugs from him?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 04, 2010, 02:28 pm
It is medicinal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on July 04, 2010, 07:56 pm
Guys. I've been drinking since 3 in the afternoon. And I'm about to go meet Betty, Camerhil, and possibly Tanga in person, for the first time. Uh oh.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on July 05, 2010, 01:00 am
Seriously. Fuck.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on July 05, 2010, 06:09 am
I got home last night and made friends with an ex on skype. Today in retrospect... Wow.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on July 05, 2010, 10:27 pm
I either anally fisted a midget or tried to do late night plumbing.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Benny B on July 08, 2010, 04:11 am
holy shit dragon age is boring. but southern tier creme brule stout is delicious.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on July 10, 2010, 06:55 pm
I lost my drink.  Why can't I find my drink.  Hell.  I don't even remember what it was.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 12, 2010, 08:41 pm
I lost my dick.  Why can't I find my dick.  Hell.  I don't even remember what it was.

Fixed.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on July 15, 2010, 01:59 am
Guys. I just watched High Tension. It was silly and I'm glad I'm drunk, but it was entertaining, I guess. Moderately hot bitches with table saws? Yeah, I didn't pay anything for it, so, it was worth it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 17, 2010, 04:02 am
Ket's all suck dicks

Man I have to piss


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on July 18, 2010, 02:14 am
I am a terrible drug dealer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on July 18, 2010, 02:15 am
900%


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on July 18, 2010, 04:28 am
Block parties are the best thing. Until a bunch of Africans drive through your caution tape and almost destroy your volleyball net.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Coog on July 18, 2010, 11:22 pm
I hate when that happens.

also, I really shouldn't be drinking so much the night before my exam, but it's "state and local government". So ya know, whatever.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on July 28, 2010, 07:49 pm
suvck my balls coog.

se3riously suck them now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Coog on July 28, 2010, 08:18 pm
Third date, bro.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
the internet is like a son of a bitch -- it is always wet and wild and full of semen


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 29, 2010, 12:57 am
i don't even know what that means


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: zephyrtexan on July 29, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hmmm, I think I will find myself analyzing every button I push, so let's see how this goes.

So ya, a few too many drinks leads to my first post after reading significantly more than I post on both this forum and that other forum that apparently I'm not supposed to mention but I'm not sure why yet I will do my utmost to respect the... good grief, I'm trying to figure out the right word and I can't because I am one (or two) too many drinks into this.

Why did I let myself get talked into that shot?

This forum isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss yes please win.

Can I just say? I think I have a man crush on Bondfiction. Cheyesss.

Screw preview, post this suckaaah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: zephyrtexan on July 29, 2010, 11:59 pm
Apparently I'm an internet person. I think I'm cool with that as I eat my honey butter chicken biscuit. Because Whataburger makes everything better.

AAAALCOHHOOOL!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 30, 2010, 09:04 am
I made the drink blue, because I'd never seen a blue drink before and I wanted to see one


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 31, 2010, 03:35 am
bondfiction


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on July 31, 2010, 04:03 am
The fuckers in IRC just convinced me to pour scotch and vodka into a glass and drink it

I'll be the first to admit that I took very little convincing, but still

(http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k399/DrShenanigans/010.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 31, 2010, 04:07 am
YOUR SINK IS VERY CLEAN I SEE YOU HAVE DONE YOUR DISHES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Luna Fortuna on July 31, 2010, 05:16 am
I am drunk enough to add to this thread. Shenanigans has a very clean sink, what a cleanly nancy boy with his done dishes. Also Daisho, whya arent't you in IRC? You should get in IRC on the weekends.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on July 31, 2010, 05:47 am
oh my god why would you do that to the glenlivet what is wrong with you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Keithito on August 07, 2010, 03:34 am
Guys did you know  that sometimes even Monk-brewed beer leads to unholy deeds. My deeds have beed unholy, the unholiest.

Also I think I just played a wicked rendition of Alice by tom Waits, or Martha, whatever, it was rad, the whole neighbourhood was like "Keith rock that song harder even" and I was like "straight up"


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on August 09, 2010, 04:25 am
so the bartender is like dude it is your birthday and you get some fre driinks and i'm like duuuuuuuuuuuude lets have em so i drink some cape cods and some white russians and some screwsrdivers and me and my friends play some pooooooooooooolllllllll        and shit holy shit what time i sit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on August 09, 2010, 01:31 pm
and shit holy shit what time i sit

What does it mean? (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOQSNhk5ICTI)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 14, 2010, 06:00 pm
That video did not answet he questio thet wa posed. DICKS

also Titus Andro nicus and butts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 14, 2010, 06:03 pm
But yeah if you are not a dickhead then listen to tit us andronicus and liars to prove that you are n ot a drickhead . LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSSS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 14, 2010, 08:08 pm
but seriously drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 15, 2010, 08:05 am
up yours subbero you goddamn cocksucker


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on August 16, 2010, 12:48 am
I have been crossfaded for probably the entire weekend. I am surprised I haven't vomited at all. I am pretty proud of that..


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 16, 2010, 03:25 am
 buttts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on August 17, 2010, 04:20 am
hey snips guess what


i like you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on August 18, 2010, 02:23 pm
SUPERDRUNK AGAIN LIKE MY WORTHLESS FATHER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on August 18, 2010, 04:34 pm
this serbian beerfest thingy is super cool and i am going tomorrow too so fuck you



oh wait there wont be beerfest tomorrow cause i drank ALL the beers WOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on August 21, 2010, 09:12 am
we wacthed a film in the theater and now i am gay and drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 21, 2010, 08:48 pm
jam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8oGRmi0iE)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 27, 2010, 11:53 am
Let's play the famous game WHO PISSED ON MY FLOOR

was it me or my dog?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on August 27, 2010, 12:04 pm
Jesus christ BondFiction.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on August 27, 2010, 12:24 pm
was it me or my dog?

Well, what's the difference?


That was mean, I'm sorry.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 27, 2010, 12:45 pm
one time apparently i tried to pee on some girl's window, so my money in this situation is on myself


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on August 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Jesus christ BondFiction.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 28, 2010, 03:43 am
bondfiction i am pretty drunk and yet i managed to piss in my own toilet

so what the fuck man


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 29, 2010, 07:01 pm
SORT IT THE FUCK OUT BONDFICTION


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 05, 2010, 03:10 am
holy shit fucj you i am done


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 05, 2010, 12:59 pm
GOD DAMMIT, I spilled water on Boogie Nights, Party Down and Always Sunny.

Fuck my cock


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: arseniclullaby on September 05, 2010, 07:26 pm
What?  Also drunk Bondfiction is seriously the best Bondfiction.  Oh...so, yeah cheers!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on September 05, 2010, 11:09 pm
gablahblabhalblahabhahahaha blah blah FOOd


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 06, 2010, 04:19 am
bondfictiomn that is thw rost i love  boogie nightas all that pornnn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on September 06, 2010, 06:41 pm
im going to fuck you boron


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Pvt. Biscuits on September 09, 2010, 08:48 am
Guess who's drunk. This guy *points to self*.


I also drove home, which was a terrible idea, but damned if I'm going to walk when it'sli ke 5 minutes and my car is right there. Fuck you. You walk.

They played Banditos, which everyone knows is the freatest song, and you should all sing along right now. Do it.


Serjously. Do it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 09, 2010, 03:26 pm
I don't know how safe it is to go about admitting something like that when you know there could be police officers using the internet at this very moment


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 11, 2010, 11:10 pm
i haven't been drunk in so long oh man, so many bitches here... but they ain't shit shit but hoes and tricks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 12, 2010, 12:06 pm
Oh fuck you last night


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 12, 2010, 12:34 pm
Nails done hair done everything big


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 12, 2010, 10:29 pm
lick on these nuts and suckk the dick


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
Nice to see you're adjusting to university life well, Luke, but we don't really need a transcript of what the upper years are telling you to do.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on September 13, 2010, 12:01 am
Being beer-drunk is awesome. I can still spell and I don't hate a single Australian.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on September 13, 2010, 02:42 am
Don't worry, we still hate you.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on September 13, 2010, 10:21 am
Can I hate Schroeder even though I'm not Australian? Is that okay?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on September 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Hating Schroeder makes you an honourary Australian.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on September 13, 2010, 11:02 am
It's actually question 5 of the Australian citizen application tests multiple choice section.

"Do you hate Schroeder?"

Both answers are yes.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on September 13, 2010, 04:50 pm
It is still possible to get it wrong. We're cunning like that.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 13, 2010, 10:33 pm
Get the fuck out after you'rrdone 'til i hops in my ride to make a quick run


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on September 18, 2010, 12:12 pm
Fuck you, imdrunk! And i hate it whn you talk. I love scotch though. Love it the way all of you love dick.
 
Anywasy crotchspiders, i have this theory. tihs restuarant i was at earlier served potato skins right? But there were way more potato skins then there wer potato dishes? Its like some kinda potato fucking dark matter or something. Then i figured that there must have been these mother fucking fat potatos. Like, Oball fat potatos. Titanesque tubers. Bitches be fat. Point is, these potatoes were comign in to this restaurtant, and getting liposuctioned. The excess skin was making the potato skin dishes. The potato fat that got sucked out was like, the cream chees dishes or smoething.

In conclusion; sink more piss.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 19, 2010, 02:51 am
this john legend/the roots alvumb fucking rocks

i love talking to random girls on facebook they are hot


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on September 20, 2010, 08:47 am
Yesterday I think I broke my ankle after jumping of someone's roof onto concrete. Luckily I am still kind of drunk, but that shit's going to hurt in about half an hour.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 20, 2010, 08:50 am
oh man last night i met a bitch named eric wright


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on September 25, 2010, 02:50 am
This is truly the greatest combination of things.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on September 25, 2010, 03:23 am
There is something wrong with this thread but I cannot place it. Perhaps I should drink more to counteract all this swaying.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 25, 2010, 08:39 am
fuck whoever did this *vomit noises*


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Honest Abe on September 25, 2010, 10:23 pm
i'm really drunk and this is not a problem


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Navigator2001Plus on September 25, 2010, 11:16 pm
Abe is a professional drunk.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on September 26, 2010, 02:18 am
I think I can get this thing upside down.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on September 26, 2010, 02:39 am
I just spent 3 hours alternating between giving advice to a girlfriend of mine and yakking my guts up. She tells me I am her ideal boyfriend and before I can even tell her how wrong she is, I hang up and puke all over my yucca plant.

If the plant dies or my friend decides she's in love with me, I will blame the creator of this thread. Fuck you so hard, person who is probably Driscoll.

SO hard.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 26, 2010, 05:47 am
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 26, 2010, 10:20 am
If the plant dies or my friend decides she's in love with me, I will blame the creator of this thread. Fuck you so hard, person who is probably Driscoll.

SO hard.

Tell her you want to fuck Driscoll so hard, and I'm sure she'll never trouble you again.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on September 26, 2010, 08:25 pm
oh mant htis shit is fucking sweet


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on September 26, 2010, 08:32 pm
ip;m talking abpit the tilting


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on September 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
margaritas you are my downfall. i was pretty loud in public also we are playing baseball with marshmallows in the apartment. it is a good thins we have high ceilings.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 28, 2010, 01:17 am
"I need another beer" - Ted Jones; 'Pineapple Express'


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 29, 2010, 07:23 pm
No one should drink on a wednesday...


...
UNLESS IF IT'S EMPTY STOMACH WEDNESDAYS NIGGA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 29, 2010, 07:45 pm
i am fucking hungry. god i am so fucking hungry right now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: spaceboy on September 30, 2010, 12:22 am
EAT YOU HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKER.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 30, 2010, 10:00 pm
fuck this thread, I'm fine


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lurking Grue on September 30, 2010, 10:53 pm
I've had a drink tonight.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on October 01, 2010, 10:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkIoJZdKIAE


auuuugh, youtube videos glitch when you wobble them


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Rocket Robinhood on October 02, 2010, 04:37 am
I made the baby jioke in the shake thread first and it got deleted, BBBUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL                      SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 03, 2010, 02:42 am
I am pretty drunk and eating scrambled eggs and petting my awesome dog right now. Tomorrow I will watch football and bang this girl I like which is also cool

ALRIGHT INTERNET


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 03, 2010, 03:36 am
BondFiction has been banned.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 03, 2010, 03:39 am
FUCK YOU INTERNET


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 04, 2010, 06:09 pm
being druink is a  standbn  up way to spend an evcening


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Keithito on October 05, 2010, 10:56 pm
I am so confused. I feel l ike I am in one of those things that they turn around and are hot and clothes after washing are placed within.

THe internet is fuccccked up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Wibblewobble on October 06, 2010, 01:51 pm
I am so confused. I feel l ike I am in one of those things that they turn around and are hot and clothes after washing are placed within.

A wardrobe on a turntable in the desert?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on October 08, 2010, 04:37 pm
hey bondfiction



suck my dick


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 08, 2010, 06:00 pm
Eggs benedict + cheap beer = DELICIOUS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 08, 2010, 10:41 pm
Three cheers for malt liquor


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 10, 2010, 12:36 am
Hip hip hooray

Hip hop hooray, ho, hey, ho


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on October 10, 2010, 01:51 am
HOOOOOORAY FOR BEING DRUNK!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Benny B on October 11, 2010, 04:21 am
"Just let it come from the heart." is what my roomate my roommate sad to do. So here goes:   Half a 1.75 of svedka is a lot of booze to put in you. And now to put more in me. yay dragonmountain.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Captain Wacky on October 14, 2010, 08:02 am
I am drink* and i just watched a video about pugs and doughnuts and it scared me.



*I tried like 5 times to spell it right and it came out wrond evereytume so i guess i am just drink,


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 14, 2010, 09:29 am
drunk in the aftrenoon. suck it world


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 14, 2010, 09:30 am
Drunk in the afternoon. Suck it world.

I must try harder


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 14, 2010, 10:00 am
Man how did you get to be so edgy to be drunk in the afternoon that is totally controversial.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Captain Wacky on October 14, 2010, 10:02 am
This forum would be easier for drunk people to read if it wasn't all moving and shit. I bet no one thought of that.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Man how did you get to be so edgy to be drunk in the afternoon that is totally controversial.

I got o be edgy from some friends deciding to have their wedding really fucking early because they wanted to get married at sunrise. To do it in October isn't the smartest thign but what are you gonna do?

So yeah, since you asked, drinking at that is why I am so edgy and totally controversial.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 14, 2010, 10:52 pm
I am pooping and drinking beer and doing internet at the same time, you guys should try it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on October 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
aww man, i'm just pooping and on the internet.

stuff is cool, yo.  but i'd like to poop and drinking and be on the internet.  that'd probably blow my mind.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
triple threat


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on October 15, 2010, 12:36 am
Guys if you close one eye everything is okay again. I can drink forever now!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 15, 2010, 10:48 pm
IM NOT CRAZY UIM JUST A LITTLE UNWELL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on October 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Aw man I'm drunk again and i don't have any pringles.

Bummer.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 16, 2010, 02:38 am
my dad works for procter and gamble, the owner of pringles

one time in the 90s my dad showed me the pizzeria pringles before they were on the market, i totally had hte inside scoop[ on those motherfucketers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on October 16, 2010, 04:05 am
Fuck that man my dad IS a pringle


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on October 16, 2010, 05:06 am
Man, I was at my brother's house, and all of a sudden I had to say "HOME!"

He said, "what?"

I said: "LIFT HOME! RIGHT NOW!"

Hi, Dragon Mountain!

edit: because I was going to throw up everywhere


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on October 16, 2010, 07:59 pm
Things I have put sriracha on today:

pho
a burrito
in'n'out cheeseburgers
an apple
two dicks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on October 16, 2010, 10:03 pm
Dicks taste way better with Tapatio, man, everyone knows that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on October 16, 2010, 10:34 pm
OH man I am  drinking a lto and I haven't even left my house yet, if i don't get picked up soon I will be too drunk to drink properly


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on October 17, 2010, 03:01 am
the regula drinking went ver ywell


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mindy on October 17, 2010, 03:41 am
rum rum rum rum rum rum rum transamerica


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 17, 2010, 12:43 pm
I think I'm giving up drinking after last night

Haha just kidding


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on October 17, 2010, 02:37 pm
FOOTBALL IS SO GAY FUCK YOU ALL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on October 17, 2010, 02:38 pm
ESPECIALLY YOU, EVERYONE BUT ME! YEAH, YOU! FUCK! YOU!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 17, 2010, 08:32 pm
gonna go to amsterdam woooooooooooooooooo

celebration of above facts woooooooooooooooooooooo

gonna get so drunk in said dutch city woooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 19, 2010, 08:53 pm
CELEBRATE OGOD TIMES COMEON


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 19, 2010, 09:01 pm
ohgod i didnt meant to make those typos i am so sorry


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on October 22, 2010, 10:48 pm
Haha, now I am drunk and do have Pringles.

This is the best night ever.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 23, 2010, 01:07 am
Fuck bitches get money fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on October 23, 2010, 01:35 am
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on October 23, 2010, 01:57 am
One-eyed Schroeder wins again! Fukc you tilty thread!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on October 23, 2010, 02:09 am
"One-eyed Schroeder" sounds like a euphemism for a penis. Too bad it's not just a euphemism.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 23, 2010, 02:24 am
Fuck that man my dad IS a pringle

Fuck that man my dad IS a One-eyed Schroeder


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 23, 2010, 02:25 am
One eyed schroder should be the name of a terrible punk rock band


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 23, 2010, 02:25 am
wait it already is, it's the one i just started


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on October 23, 2010, 02:31 am
"One-eyed Schroeder" sounds like a euphemism for a penis. Too bad it's not just a euphemism.

I am legend.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 23, 2010, 05:57 pm
yowhound lost his virginity at a bus sheltter

what the fcuk did he fuck epci beard man dfrom the bus fight video




Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on October 23, 2010, 06:30 pm
Bondfiction lost his virginity in prison.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 23, 2010, 07:06 pm
I was raped in the asshole by a Mexican woman


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 23, 2010, 07:16 pm
ass rape lol


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 23, 2010, 07:25 pm
up yours subbero you goddamn cocksucker


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 23, 2010, 07:31 pm
ass rape lol


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on October 23, 2010, 08:22 pm
ALL TGHE ARMIES OF EUROPE AND ASIA COULD NOT BY FORCE TAKE A DRINK FORM TGHER OHIO RIVER OR SET  A TRACK ON THE BLUE RIDGE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 23, 2010, 11:43 pm
fuck you deer i will pee on you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on October 24, 2010, 12:07 am
haha, Ohio River


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BIG_STONE on October 24, 2010, 11:44 pm
I get to work from home all week so I think I will be doing hammered work. It's only fair.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Anselmo on October 25, 2010, 07:35 pm
My tolerance for alcohol is HILARIOUSLY LOW I JUST WANT A FUCKING PUG WHY IS UNIVERSITY HOUSING SO FUCKING RACIST AGAINST PUGS

DOG RACISTS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 26, 2010, 10:36 pm
ONE DAY I WILL OUTDRINK AN EASTERN EUROPEAN COMMIE BASTERARD

BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on October 27, 2010, 12:02 am
how is Natty Light popular among anyone with a dick. it should not take me almost an entire 12 pack to get drunk. i mean i've probably pissed stronger beer than this.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 27, 2010, 12:09 am
It's good for beer pong, if by beer pong you mean throwing it out and buying a better beer.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 30, 2010, 04:55 am
white power


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 30, 2010, 05:09 am
So for my Halloween costume, I went to Goodwill trying to throw something together in the two hours before the party I was attending. I decided on a theme of "Time Travelling Wizard Businessman" and found some pretty interesting garments and accoutrements to accompany this thought process of mine.

I headed home and threw it all on, attempting to create my visage as something I felt captured the spirit of my original idea. Yet, after donning all I had purchased, plus a few items from my own eclectic wardrobe, it still wasn't quite right. It was devoid of that special something. Then it occurred to me: a scarf. I rummaged through my winter clothes, which I still had packed away, as it was just now beginning to evolve into the colder climates of this time of year. I pulled out a wonderful orange accessory and draped it around my neck. It wasn't until then that I had noticed my accidental triumph.

I was Doctor Who.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: tomroadrunner on November 02, 2010, 06:44 pm
yeah but like a fat one


com back you fuckng post button let me click up on you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 04, 2010, 02:34 am
do you want to GET HIIIIIIGGH MANAAAAAAAN


DOES PINOCCHIO HAVE WOODEN BALLLSSSSSS MAAAAAAN

i got drunk and high tonight i don't get high often but i do get drunk often

yapyapyapyapyap

ENEMY UAV ONLINE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 05, 2010, 12:19 am
Typing on a phon is like infinitely harder when you're hammered I hop auocorect ford it's job also fuck those docuhebags who cockblock for fun


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 05, 2010, 01:52 am
Call of Duty is hard in multiplayer when drunk

Bread + Ham + Mozzarella + Mayo + Microwave

LOVE HATA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on November 05, 2010, 02:57 am
PC pr xbox?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 05, 2010, 03:03 am
360


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on November 07, 2010, 12:52 am
dudes i'm fucking wasted (for ps3)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 07, 2010, 02:02 am
video games


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 10, 2010, 01:16 am
never trust a big butt and a smile


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 10, 2010, 01:24 am
that girl is poooooiiiiissooooonnnn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 10, 2010, 08:57 pm
ahsdfasdfpuija sdfias fdioajs difoaj s[doifja sdifoja sdoifja 4f892q f

dicks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on November 10, 2010, 09:01 pm
Marine Corps birthday.  Plenty enough reason.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on November 11, 2010, 07:03 pm
Veteran's Day.  Plenty enough reason.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on November 11, 2010, 07:22 pm
thursday plenty wnough reason


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 12, 2010, 12:35 am
fuck this thread this thread is for bitches


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 12, 2010, 12:42 am
which reminds me because I was going to post this in the sanctorum thread but shouldn't because I don't want to have to think about whether or not it makes sense:

the word bitch is obviously sexist and has obvious sexist connotations regardless of the context in which it is used and to suggest that because you can use it to describe personal behavior it is different from fag or n***er is insane and asinine because it creates a false contrast in which one word which has social connotations somehow gets to be utilized differently from other words which have similar social connotations just because you use it more often

fuck that noise, is what I'm saying


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Bettytron on November 12, 2010, 11:14 am
But Kybard how else will we take a woman down a notch?! Bitches get uppity is what I'm saying.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 13, 2010, 12:54 pm
Beeri s the best thing you guys. especially when it comes from a plastic bottle. i think. man fuck serbia, i'll be going exchange student in americuh on your asses and i will drink all your watered down beers. actually i will brin gyou some real serbian beer, and watch you black out like little pussies and be all like 'oh man all this time i drank this root beer shit'


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on November 14, 2010, 01:14 am
BEERZ AND BOXIN' WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAC MAN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Man fuck last night in the shit with a fucking dick. Harper's Ferry? Suck my fucking dick you John Brown motherfuckers

MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS. The Wackness featuring Olivia Thirlby


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 15, 2010, 05:27 pm
farts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 16, 2010, 04:29 am
it's time for a lesson in model behavior

damn look at all the bad bitches i gave ya


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 16, 2010, 04:29 am
HANDCRAFT MATERIAL
CHAMPAGNE FOR CEREAL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on November 17, 2010, 01:45 am
yo I'm drunk.  Fuck all you sober bitches.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 18, 2010, 01:07 am
Some days there are just times when a man wants to see some titties. That time is now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 18, 2010, 01:08 am
AND I AM THAT MAN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 19, 2010, 02:22 am
Fuck.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on November 20, 2010, 03:37 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOAGH

TONIGHT

BOARDGAMES

SCOTCH

YES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 20, 2010, 03:45 am
what about titties and pizza and beer and titties

cuz dat wuz my nite


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on November 20, 2010, 03:56 am
Cool dued

 you're a cool dude dave


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 20, 2010, 03:58 am
thx thx thx br0


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 20, 2010, 05:55 am
Mine was filled with Scott Pilgrim and rum.


Every orifice was filled


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on November 21, 2010, 02:20 am
Thanks t o my new neighbors who have been throwing block parties every two weeks since before Halloween, I made what experts are calling 'fat bank' tonight.

This just in: fuck all yall bitches.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 21, 2010, 07:07 am
Up yours, party


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on November 22, 2010, 12:20 am
i don't know what to think about the fact that I'm planning to go back to the liquor store right after class on monday. Go university!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 23, 2010, 04:42 am
I'm not as drunk now but I guess should at least check in.

Hello!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 24, 2010, 12:06 am
Surprise, I am drunk! I hope this does not shock you into cardiac arrest.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 24, 2010, 12:56 pm
i am jkwon

TEEN DRINKING IS VERY BAD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 24, 2010, 08:53 pm
COME ON NOW EYEBALL TICKLER

GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES AND SMILE ABOVE


i have nod idea what the fuck that means but i love that tune oh iyes i do


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 03:29 am
Woo jagermeister and a cigar, this is good!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 04:23 am
i love how you realise how drunk you are just after you stand up (i drink sitting down, i'm a freak i know)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 04:37 am
fuck you hannah, i feel uch better now without you, you slut, i wortn nothing to you, but my cigarettes did ha? fuck you godamnit i love you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 05:41 am
For my greatest enemies i do not wwish death. I wish they would fall in love. that wuld be the greatest punshment and torutre for them.l


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 05:47 am
thanks nicol!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2010, 07:52 am
Shut up faggot.

(It's now Thanksgiving and I'm still fairly drunk. This should be fun!)

But also shut the fuck up.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 08:03 am
You are a wrong and a bad person for using that bad word!

http://dragonmtn.com/index.php?topic=617.0 (http://dragonmtn.com/index.php?topic=617.0)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 08:11 am
hahaha shes online so i said hi but i got no reply hahaha she really hates meee ahaha


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2010, 08:38 am
Mile, if I were a girl you were chasing I would do a lot worse than avoid you.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on November 25, 2010, 09:46 am
In BondFiction's case, 'a lot worse' would be dating you.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 09:48 am
I think i'm filling better now, so i just wanna clarify i'm not a psycho, and i was just following your advice by trying to ask her out, but as i stated i got no reply. The worst thing is that even when i get over her, i'll still see her in january, and ther we go again...

Love hurts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fiction on November 25, 2010, 09:50 am
Mile, go lie down


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 25, 2010, 09:50 am
YOU go lie down


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 25, 2010, 01:50 pm
ako si jkwon

mag sige na sad kog awit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on November 25, 2010, 08:30 pm
all my shit is broken


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2010, 09:50 pm
"Bevermind". Let the drinking begin.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2010, 11:21 pm
"Ejector seat, you must be joking."
"I never joke about my work, 007."

This boxed wine has me tossed a little


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on November 26, 2010, 02:42 am
That seals it, I'm becoming a fucking lesbian.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 26, 2010, 02:44 am
yayyy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on November 26, 2010, 02:48 am
But the BUTCH kind.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 26, 2010, 02:56 am
:(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on November 26, 2010, 03:16 am
HAHA Fuckers! I'm on my family's computer, and using Firefox, and for some reason the Futuredrome is not moving around at all, making this entire posting process much easier! I. Am. Awesome.

Unless I'm so drunk that my wavering vision has managed to sync perfectly with the screen.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on November 26, 2010, 04:02 am
Doesn't that make you an android

Take that shit somewhere else, tin man


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on November 26, 2010, 04:11 am
I blame it on my Irish blood. Coursing through my synthetic polymer robot veins.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on November 27, 2010, 01:01 am
Im sorry that youy guys cant drink anymore rum
 ia hve drank all the rum


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on November 27, 2010, 12:41 pm
i was being adressed as alexander keith all night and didn't realize


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 27, 2010, 12:45 pm
what the f


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 27, 2010, 01:01 pm
I had a lot of Ciroc last night and dry-humped some girls while listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps&feature=player_embedded) and I am still a little drunk

GIRL DROP IT TO THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on November 28, 2010, 12:31 am
BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTSSBUTTSBUTTTSBUTSBUTTS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on November 28, 2010, 03:15 am
we had our formal tonight and i wore work boots and jeans and a dress shirt and suspenders. I then proved that i am the best swing dancer ever. Live jazz bands rock.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on November 28, 2010, 03:19 am
also holy shit what the fuck there are ambulances and firetrucks outside my residence i hope i don't have alcohol poisoning or some shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on November 28, 2010, 03:59 am
Did you check if you are on fire.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 28, 2010, 05:06 am
Threesome anyone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on November 28, 2010, 06:00 am
OH NO I"M SAD DRUNK. FUCK YOU ALL.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 28, 2010, 08:27 am
beer science and quesadillas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 29, 2010, 01:38 am
This wine ain't doin' nothin'


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on November 29, 2010, 03:23 am
You'll start feeling it after 15 minutes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 30, 2010, 01:39 am
Oh there's the drunkenness


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 30, 2010, 03:16 am
i need water i feel like i'm at lollapalooza


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 03, 2010, 01:52 am
I'm a ghostghostghostghostghost


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on December 03, 2010, 03:24 pm
The drunken gibberish thread, celebrating 360 posts of excellence. Look back among such gems as:

I'm a ghostghostghostghostghost

i need water i feel like i'm at lollapalooza

BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTSSBUTTSBUTTTSBUTSBUTTS

what the f

:(

And who could forget my personal favourite:

I was raped in the asshole by a Mexican woman


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 03, 2010, 03:28 pm
If someone locked this thread, do you think that Bondfiction would die from a lack of attention? He seems awfully desperate for it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 03, 2010, 03:34 pm
What you see as attention-seeking I see as myself keeping my idiocy in check by remaining in one thread.

Also shut the fuck up, you obnoxious shithead.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 03, 2010, 03:57 pm
What you see as attention-seeking I see as myself keeping my idiocy in check by remaining in one thread.

"But I see your posts all over the forum."


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on December 04, 2010, 12:32 am
I will also second the motion that HyperGlavin stop being such a bitch all the time


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 04, 2010, 01:40 am
This just in:

STINGY ELITIST PRICK FIGHTS INSUFFERABLE ATTENTION-SEEKING DOUCHEBAG; ADMIN INTERVENES

More at 11.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 04, 2010, 02:16 am
my balls seek attention from your mouth

heh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 04, 2010, 04:55 am
guys shit the uffck up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on December 05, 2010, 02:33 am
NO YOU SHUT THE FUCKER UP I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY SHIT WHICH I THINK IS PRETTY FUCKIGN IMPORTANT BECAUSE I HAVE AWANTED FOR YEARS TO BE TREATED LIK AN INTELLECTUAL EQUAL TO THESE IDIOTS WHO RUN THIS FUCKING PROGRAM BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG ACCORDING TO THEIR IDIOT STANDARDFS, A PARAGRAPH TELLING ME ABOTU THE DISTINCTINON BETWEEN DIFFERNET KINDS OF EMOTIONAL CONNECTION IS NOT ENUGH TO EXPLAIN TO MY WHY I AM A FAILYUER WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT

ugggghhhhh i have taken out so many student loans for no reason


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on December 05, 2010, 02:33 am
on th e other hand at least archer is pretty hialrious


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on December 05, 2010, 03:24 am
Shit was crazy stiff in irc earlier

It was greaaaaat


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kaberton on December 08, 2010, 12:57 am
Drunk DND is the best DND. Especially when you're the DM. Juts saying.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on December 08, 2010, 08:29 pm
I aghve never played dnd, i dont know if i am missing out


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 08, 2010, 09:18 pm
its OKAY yur missin out on nothin but a bucktload of nerd sweat and angry nred talk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 08, 2010, 09:18 pm
plz dont hurt me kathan i think youre sotill cool sorta


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kaberton on December 08, 2010, 10:59 pm
Man, Dnd id the best, but I can get drunker on the nights without it. I go to basic on the 13th! WOO! Air Force here I come!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on December 09, 2010, 12:33 pm
Enojy your night off, Kaberton!

I had to give my brother some episodes of Dexter to help him catch up to where the rest of the world is. And I went over to his house where he was watching the Heat vs the Jazz NBA replay and drinking beer. I had to go out to basketball at 9:15, so that was just enough time to watch the 1st quarter.

I considered his offer to give me half of his beer, and a place to watch the game and then bump rap music, for a good fifteen minutes, but then turned it down (because I like to try to keep my commitments) and went on to have a pretty awful game of basketball.

If only I had known!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 09, 2010, 12:46 pm
We're you drunk?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on December 09, 2010, 12:49 pm
No. I was and am sober.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 09, 2010, 12:56 pm
Cool, so am I!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on December 09, 2010, 09:49 pm
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have drunk all the sake because I have a great girlfriend and a great roommate and I am going to be getting a great job and everything is great yaaaaaaay

You are all cool and I like

you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 09, 2010, 10:03 pm
Thanks!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
Still kinda drunk. Every text message I sent last night was a Die Hard quote. Goddammit. Everyone should love Die Hard.

I wish Die Hard was my father.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 12, 2010, 05:07 pm
i wish you would die hard hurrrrr


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on December 12, 2010, 06:08 pm
Did the pub quiz, won the sport round. Now we get a free sunday roast. Fuckin sweet


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 13, 2010, 05:20 am
Let's face it--at some point or another, you gotta take one for the team and fuck a fat bitch.

But why should you automatically take some BBW sex as an L? Might as well spin it your favor, right?

Let's look at Option #1: The goddamn brown paper bag. That's an oldie but goodie. You throw that shits over the bitch's face like she's a goddamn loaf of bread and can of Green Giant peas ready to go home, shove your erection up in it and just go to town, pretending you're humping the girl of your dreams. Not exactly the most eloquent solution, but when it comes to fatty fuckin', nothing is.

You've got other solutions of course. One of them I like to call "The Long Haul". This involves flirting with and setting up a date with a fat girl as if she were an actual real person. During the date, make some sort of sly reference to how she is overweight. This can be tough so practice some lines in the mirror at home, i.e. "I wonder how cute you looked a few years ago!" As you continue dating (But without actual boning, maybe just some making out and light petting. That's all that dog deserves, AMIRITE), slip in references to her obesity. Nothing overt or blatant, just slick. Soon enough she will begin to doubt herself, and she will actually GO ON A DIET. This bitch will sip V8 and shit nonstop and carry around a goddamn tabulator for her Weight Watcher points. I mean the skeezer will be like a walking fucking OK Calculator at this point, more numbers than a Hurley-centric episode of Lost. At her lowest, she may actually slip into a period of bulimia, which is just a win-win for both of you. Because she gets skinny, which is helpful for each person in this situation.

As an aside, I knew a bulimic bitch for a while, she was like my best friend and shit. It was equal parts cool and wack knowing her. Like sure, she was skinny and pretty hot and everything, it was like knowing a ballerina or whatever, but I also felt like every meal was a waste. Plus I had to wait around for a while every time we ate out while she went to the bathroom and puked her guts out, so I'd just be sitting there goddamn playing Scrabble on my phone or whatever, trying to kill time and not look awkward.

Anyway I only hang out with skinny ho's, not no rotund bitches, this fucking manual is for you, yes you.

I'll give you one more option for banging these portly ass skanks. It's the direct approach. Let's face it, nobody wants to stick it in a fatty. It's like trying to fuck the ocean. So just go up and request sex. Worst case scenario is she thinks you're creepy and makes a Facebook post about how weird you are and then her select group of friends (Who the fuck is friends with a fat girl?) all think you suck. Best case scenario is she let's you fuck her in the back of her Pontiac Aztek and you make that shit lose control like it's a car in a Snoop Dogg video.

That's all I got guys. Let's have a toast for stupid bitches. The rest of this tequila is dedicated to you.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 13, 2010, 05:50 am
Jesus christ bondfiction


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 13, 2010, 06:04 am
Bondfiction you must have a really shitty team when you have to fuck a fat chick at least at some point.

What i'm saying is that fucking a fat chick should never be an option.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on December 13, 2010, 06:25 am
I even checked in the desperate hope you had just cpoy-pasted that.

Jesus christ Bondfiction.

also, no. Bad Mile Star.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 13, 2010, 06:52 am
also, no. Bad Mile Star.

That's somethign a fat chick would say


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on December 13, 2010, 06:57 am
This thread is a monument to stupidity and wasted alcohol.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on December 13, 2010, 07:00 am
i would have made better use of that alcohol


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 13, 2010, 07:05 am
bond!  way to go!  congrats!  good job!  etc!

I did not think you could like a bigger prick.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 13, 2010, 07:06 am
haha fuck.

rewind.

bond!  way to go!  congrats!  good job!  etc!

I did not think you could LOOK like a bigger prick.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on December 13, 2010, 09:03 am
There is no limit to the size of pricks bondfiction likes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 13, 2010, 10:27 am
You guys behave like bondfiction is the only guy in the world who turns into an asshole when intoxicated.



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on December 13, 2010, 11:51 am
We don't believe that at all.

We haven't seen him sober often enough to be confident blaming the alcohol.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: yowhound on December 13, 2010, 11:47 pm
We don't believe that at all.

We haven't seen him sober often enough to be confident blaming the alcohol.

Fixed that for ya.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on December 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
You guys behave like bondfiction is the only guy in the world who turns into an asshole when intoxicated.

Bondfiction is an amateur.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 14, 2010, 12:53 am
man snatch is such a great nmovie even tho i don't know what they're saying because of their accesnts althoght i doubt id understand brad pitt even if i swas sober

and i dont vare if the movie is 10 years old fuck you it is a good movie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 14, 2010, 01:34 am
Degs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on December 14, 2010, 03:29 am
D'YA LIKE DAGS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on December 14, 2010, 04:34 am
Dags?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on December 14, 2010, 04:57 am
I like caravans more


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 14, 2010, 05:50 am
Dag means "fish" in hebrew


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 14, 2010, 10:27 am
Was that line from the director's cut version?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 16, 2010, 11:51 pm
Oh jesus christ I need to get laid.


Shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 16, 2010, 11:52 pm
WAIT IGNORE THAT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 17, 2010, 12:29 am
By the looks of it, everyone already has.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 17, 2010, 01:43 am
Man, SCREW YOU gyrados/

You are not even worth frickin' training a magikarp to level 60 or whatever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 17, 2010, 01:51 am
And you know what the beest fucking pokemon is?

HAunter. Haunter is the best fucking pokeon.

So step off.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 17, 2010, 02:21 am
WHo let me drive

Hings I remember from last night:

CRank 2 High Voltage
Lots of vodka
Lots of beer
Not driving, but here i am, at home
T-BONE STEAK THANKS BOTTOM DOLLAR


looked at his dog, oh my god, A ILL REINDEER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on December 17, 2010, 04:39 am
And you know what the beest fucking pokemon is?

HAunter. Haunter is the best fucking pokeon.

So step off.

I think I have discovered the source of your sexlessness.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
I NEED A SONG TO SING DRUNKELYN TOO. GIVEN ME A SONG TO SING DRUNKEINGLY TO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on December 17, 2010, 11:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 17, 2010, 11:51 pm
embdeeing disabled on requirest


FUCK YOU MAN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 17, 2010, 11:51 pm
also how the fuck does that shit have like 60 million views


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on December 17, 2010, 11:57 pm
It's all me. At this point, really, it'd be more efficient for me to just save the video to my hard drive.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 18, 2010, 12:01 am
hey nicol i'll iveyou the time of your life

hint; it involes my dick LOL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on December 18, 2010, 11:20 pm
Ha ha, alcohol!Q=!!!

I broke a glass bottle over  a trash can tonight.  It made me feel very manly


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on December 19, 2010, 01:58 am
It's ma biorth day and I'm wasteeeeed!

Goin g out ot get more beer now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 19, 2010, 11:10 am
godamnit this jagermeister is giving me fuckign tunnel vision. i should a safer alcohol. also the female singer in my band told me she has a crush on me. that sucks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on December 19, 2010, 11:12 am
The alcohol is definitely unsafe, and is definitely fucking with your vision. The other day in IRC, you repeatedly referred to your singer in the masculine.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 19, 2010, 11:13 am
you mean the one i kicked out for being a douchebag?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Anselmo on December 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
Dear documentarians/nonfiction writers/everyone:

Take this sentence:

[famous/interesting person] was born in [somewhere] in [whenever] to [Mr. famous dad] and [Mrs. famous mom]....

And never fucking write it or any of its many equally boring variants. Ever.

Who the fuck cares when Willam Osler was born or when his uncle was born. Why are you telling me this. I don't care. No one cares. When I read that "Tom McFamouspants was born in east Somewhereshire in 1763 to a family of Assholes" all I see is "I hope you like reading about 20+ years of boring shit that's never going to be addressed again once the cool shit starts happening in like a HUNDRED GODDAMN PAGES. SADDLE UP MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR SOME FAMILY HISTORY."

So in short FUCK YOU William Osler's biographer guy. And all y'all other mufuckas be makin cool dudes boring to read about. Get some fuckin RICK ATKINSON up in this BITCH. WHAT IMTALKIN BOUT


Also I just farted and it smelled like a derelict fish fry.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on December 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
horse porn

hoarse porn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on December 21, 2010, 12:57 am
Ohhh mannnnnnnnn

Beer tastwes so bad right now

But i just saw the beeeeeaaaaaaars


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 22, 2010, 01:13 am
I FEEL SO GOOD I WANNA DANCE ON A RAINBOW

I LOVE YOU GUYS

ALL OF YOU

EVEN MILESTAR

LET'S ALL KISS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on December 22, 2010, 01:53 am
I'M NOT AS DRUNK AS THAT GUY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 22, 2010, 03:27 am
Bondfiction <3


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 22, 2010, 11:33 pm
Less than 2 hours til I'm 21.  This space reserved.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on December 23, 2010, 03:13 am
That sucks, now you won't have to lie to buy alcohol. Where's the thrill in that?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 23, 2010, 03:38 am
Where's the thrill in farts you say? The thrill in farts is not knowing the smell, the sound, the force! It could be anything!

Who knows what mysteries await you when you FART?!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on December 23, 2010, 04:09 am
Knowing you it's probably dirty keks.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on December 23, 2010, 01:53 pm
Mag lo-lo 'tang tanan! Mag lo-lo sa daplin sa da'an!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on December 24, 2010, 01:24 am
hari ng oten


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 24, 2010, 01:33 am
DROP THE TOP FASTER THAN WILLOW WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on December 25, 2010, 03:00 am
how many eggnogs should I eggnog when I eggnog


is eggnong enough eggnongs to eggnog with

oh i hpe so


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 26, 2010, 12:14 am
You wanted to know the secret to surviving air travel? When you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks and walk around on the rug making fists with your toes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 26, 2010, 12:46 am
I am going to feel like John McClane after the events at Nakatomi Tower tomorrow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on December 26, 2010, 12:59 am
My mom had to drive me home from my aunt's house. Wow.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on December 26, 2010, 01:07 am
Dude, Bond, it is Nakatomi Plaza, you bastard


Also, I'm pushing to make "incept-ing" a verb for when you confuse someone but then just blame your incoherence on them being in the third level of their dream.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 26, 2010, 01:42 am
Dude, Bond, it is Nakatomi Plaza, you bastard

THE PLAZA WAS THE GROUP OF BUILDINGS HANS AND HIS BAND OF CRIMINALS WERE ONLY IN NAKATOMI TOWER YOU FUCK

DON'T TEST ME ON MY FUCKING DIE HARD TRIVIA EVER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on December 26, 2010, 02:58 am
this is some good egg nog.



'm so sorry grandma


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on December 27, 2010, 12:35 am
hahaha, hey guys bondfiction is incorrect in his die hard trivia!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 27, 2010, 12:53 pm
Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Captain Wacky on December 29, 2010, 06:56 am
I'm drunk and so feel obliged to post in this thread.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 29, 2010, 08:37 am
Got home a few days ago from my conservative parents and the land of no interemet/
(i love my parents, but jesus fox news)

Here is a drunk post in celebration


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on December 31, 2010, 10:53 am
Hppy fuckin new yeart dragon mountain! This xdtonk and the last 12 weref for you

Damn this autocorrect Jon my phone! I am either much more drink than I thought or my phone really thinks I'm stupid

Fck the goddamn wotld


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Anselmo on December 31, 2010, 08:25 pm
I was going to post in the Redlettermedia thread about how awesome the Ep 3 review is, but then I remembered I was sorta drunk so I made this post here instead. You guys are cool! We should have a DMfest in Philadelphia! And watch cool movies!

Happy New Year in three and a half hours!

Oh man we could watch Hara Kiri! That movie is so good!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on January 01, 2011, 04:13 am
WOOOOOO NEW YEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on January 01, 2011, 05:11 am
Goddammit. Olive juice you al.   And /appy New Earrs.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 01, 2011, 04:21 pm
You guys are cool! We should have a DMfest in Philadelphia! And watch cool movies!

Okay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 03, 2011, 03:18 am
i am getting pretty good at worms 2


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on January 03, 2011, 11:31 am
Buy Worms Reloaded and get humbled, not by me, but I'm sure you could find someone who is good at it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on January 04, 2011, 08:37 pm
I will humble a bitch at worms, whatever version


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 06, 2011, 03:50 am
i watched the jaoquin phoenix mockumentary

he fucked hookers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 09, 2011, 06:41 pm
in l.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on January 11, 2011, 02:20 am
wow life. woooooooooow

<(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)>
y'all know the dancin' kirby right? whoop.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 12, 2011, 09:39 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


what up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 12, 2011, 09:40 pm
by the way i go tthsi shit bookmarked cuz i never know when i'll have too much to drank


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 12, 2011, 09:44 pm
also i am irresistible to drunken lesibans. i'm not sure if i shoudl be proud of theis


just thought you should know


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on January 13, 2011, 06:42 am
fuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

dixxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(DEC Intel Xerox)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 15, 2011, 01:24 am
im getting too old for dis shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on January 15, 2011, 03:35 am
Drunk after hot sexy evening of playing Cranium with roommate's friends

I am best at guessing

Worst at acting

Middling at scuptling


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 15, 2011, 04:13 am
i just watched fargo

oh geez


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on January 20, 2011, 06:04 pm
fucking fields and rdinking is a* math


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 22, 2011, 05:54 am
does drunked ness = attention whoring


because it so cal me a slut


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 22, 2011, 05:55 am
hahhaa cal


more like ucla


fight on


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on January 22, 2011, 10:55 am
somebody fuck me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 22, 2011, 06:51 pm
I've got $1.20 in my bank account


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 22, 2011, 08:04 pm
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 22, 2011, 10:08 pm
R.I.P. character


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on January 22, 2011, 10:38 pm
fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooou


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 23, 2011, 02:25 am
Underrated movie: Sex Drive


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 23, 2011, 02:27 am
No important characters die in the comedy Sex Drive


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Mile Star on January 24, 2011, 04:43 pm
I promised myself i will stop drinking when i got into that relationship but now that we're not togheter anymore i'm free to drink as much as i want to hahaha

fuck you you lying bitch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 24, 2011, 11:19 pm
i think the pbest post 5k training drink is SIX PINTS OF HOEGAARDEN YES













the second best is ofcourse hateorade


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: VoodooTissue on January 28, 2011, 07:56 am
 You dues I have spent 5 minutes lauginh at how the screeen keeps moving when i move the mouse despite the fact i have seen this board multiple tim es while sober. I HAVE SPEBT THE NIGHT CONVINCING RELATIVES THAT I CAN DRINK HARDCORE because oh my god being under 30 in my family means you are still a a child and drinking like a God is the inly the that gets your man-respect going on around here

SCOTCH FO LIFE MOTHEARFASIKER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 29, 2011, 10:22 pm
rap music and cheap beer, this is it. this is it guys, the end of the world


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 29, 2011, 10:23 pm
have fun dying


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on January 30, 2011, 01:03 am
i think i have not been sober for most of the day. like since noon at least.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on January 30, 2011, 11:07 am
i woke up drunk and my pants are missing. also my phone. the dude who gave me a ride home is like I'LL CHECK but apparently that means I'LL CHECK EVENTUALLY.

goddammit i just want my phone. i got some gross girl's number last night and i need it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 01, 2011, 05:44 pm
Switching from Olde English to Natty Light is like switching from prime rib to...weird brother of prime rib

Also fuck Night Of The Running Man. I expected quality from a film by the director of Commando starring Andrew McCarthy, Scott Glenn and Wayne Newton. What I got was...weird brother of prime rib


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 02, 2011, 09:57 pm
Just lost badly at poker

shoudnt have got drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 05, 2011, 09:30 pm
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

teed

totally enormous extinct dinosaurs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 05, 2011, 11:09 pm
I had like half a fifth of Ciroc and I still feel fine. Is this bad? I could ride a bike. I need more liquors. All of the liquors.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on February 07, 2011, 11:34 am
Holy shit

Holy fucking shit

Ratatat

Oh my god yes. Best performance; ever.

Yes

Drumstick.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 08, 2011, 10:49 pm
enter the void oh my shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on February 09, 2011, 04:03 am
Guys I should really drink tequila straight way more often holy shit this is awesome

A quarter-bottle of tequila drunk out of a coffee mug with hearts on it is the way to go

Watched True Blood with tequila, I am happy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on February 09, 2011, 08:22 pm
NAHHHHHHHHH NAH NAHH NAHHH

WHAIT TIL I GET MY MONEY RIGHT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on February 09, 2011, 11:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bCc0EGP6U


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 12, 2011, 12:31 am
good shit right miroki


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on February 12, 2011, 04:46 am
i assume you all have guns and crack.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on February 12, 2011, 06:53 am
Tonight I drank an entire bottle of peach schnapps.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 12, 2011, 09:56 am
i assume you all have guns and crack.

did you also drink and watch superbad? because i watched it like twice last night


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on February 13, 2011, 12:29 am
I did! Also I am drunk RIGHT NOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 19, 2011, 02:31 am
I'm fuckinf hammered and i will drunken gibberish yOu square in the jaw


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on February 19, 2011, 06:15 am
I'm buttinf hammered and butt will drunken buttish yOu square in butt jaw


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 19, 2011, 11:57 pm
Just walked about 3-4 miles from work to my friend's house in the middle of the night. I think it is beer time.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 20, 2011, 11:04 pm
WESS WESS YALL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on February 24, 2011, 02:57 am
Drunk Jenga is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! And I am the master of it. Jenga. Does anyone dare challenge me?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 24, 2011, 08:26 pm
BUMMING BUMMING BUKMMGIGN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 24, 2011, 10:25 pm
Bud.

Wei.

Ser.

(Remember those fucking lizard things)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 24, 2011, 10:27 pm
Frogs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 24, 2011, 11:20 pm
Quote from: Dr. Faggot
Louie, Frankie, and the Ferret

After the initial ads generated great interest, new creatures began making appearances in the swamp. Beginning at Super Bowl XXXII, a new campaign created by Goodby, Silverstein & Partners introduced two wisecracking chameleons made their debut. Louie, notable for his distinct Brooklyn accent, was irritated by the frogs' incessant croaking, and jealous of their success, while Frankie, who speaks in a low baritone voice, was his more rational, even-tempered friend. Frankie apparently socialized with the frogs and was puzzled by Louie's animosity towards them.

As the series' storyline progressed, it documented Louie's enlisting the assistance of an inept ferret hit man, who tries to kill the frogs by dismantling and dropping the Budweiser neon sign into the swamp water, thus electrocuting them. Although this assassination attempt failed, it resulted in Weis developing post-electroshock muscular irregularity. Louie briefly replaced Weis in the Bud-Weis-Er cheer, but ended up getting all of them fired, due to Louie's inability to just follow the script. The other frogs in return gave him a literal tongue lashing and revealed to Louie that they could speak with a complete vocabulary and that they knew all along about his plot against them. These three frogs then began a new lifestyle as flashy tap-dancing and Fred Astaire mimicking acts on Broadway.

The Budweiser Lizards later displaced the frogs entirely and continued appearing in television and radio advertisements into the early 2000s, though they no longer appear on Budweiser's website as of early 2007. In March 1999 Budweiser released a CD, "Frank & Louie's Greatest Hits," featuring songs such as Sweet Home Alabama, My Sharona, and Rock This Town woven around alternate takes of some of Frank and Louie's radio ads.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 24, 2011, 11:45 pm
I only drank one beer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 24, 2011, 11:45 pm
And then ONLY ENOUGH SHOTS TO SATISFY KEITH MOON AT BREAKFAST


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 24, 2011, 11:49 pm
dr faggot


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 25, 2011, 12:34 am
I called a drug dealer a faggot tonight

Does that make me cool

Twice the Big Mommas Twice The Funny


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 25, 2011, 08:14 pm
the only drug dealer i know is super fat and a dickhead. now i am cool like bondfiction


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on February 26, 2011, 10:12 am
Les Claypool in a pig mask is the sexiest thing I've seen all week. I ain't ashamed, bitches.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on February 26, 2011, 05:09 pm
WHO TAUGHT YHOU HOW TO PUT SOME MOTHATFUCKIN JIMMY CHOO'S ON


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nameinuse2 on February 27, 2011, 01:17 am
DRUNK ON A SUNDAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on February 27, 2011, 04:50 am
Can I get a goddamn timpani roll to start this goddamn song


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on February 27, 2011, 06:48 am
Tonight it is a goddamn song, for all you goddamn people!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: elyseface on March 04, 2011, 01:36 am
What is it like to see someone die? (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 01:55 am
Fuck I'm watching an old ass episode of Lost

This shit is freaking me out


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 01:56 am
I can watch an old episode of The Wire but not this

Remember when Walt mattered


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 01:56 am
Eat shit Season 1 Jin


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 01:58 am
Hahah remember Sawyer shooting the polar bear. Remember when that was a big deal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 01:58 am
Remember


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 04, 2011, 04:05 am
(http://www.vernetroyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jackface.jpeg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 07:22 pm
Mohammed is the most commonly used name on the earth read a book


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on March 04, 2011, 10:29 pm
I read a book once, there was no Mohammed in it at all.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 04, 2011, 10:36 pm
DICK MOCCASINS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 04, 2011, 10:59 pm
I just sang the Tra-la-la song in front of a camera. I must be wasted.

Shit, and my cousin's birthday is tomorrow which means I gotta do all this again. Then we have to be in the Catskills at 1pm the next day.

fuuuuuuuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 05, 2011, 12:54 am
i blame drunkpiano for all of life's problems


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 05, 2011, 02:59 am
Me too.

fuc you drunkpianio

i mean , i love you drunkpianos


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 05, 2011, 03:41 am
shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 05, 2011, 04:22 am
oh man whenever someone asks you if you are gonna finish that whole bottle of wshikey you always alwys ALWAYS SAY YES
























WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND



YOU GUYS, i dont kno where my mind is


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 05, 2011, 04:39 am
i know












it is in your butt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 05, 2011, 04:43 am
EVERYONE JOIN THIS FACEOBOOK GRROOUP
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Spongebobs-face-when-he-figured-out-Squidward-likes-Krabby-Patties/291291599885


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 05, 2011, 04:44 am
Totally a fan page, bro.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 05, 2011, 05:45 am
WHEE FIGHTING WITH LOVED ONES


WHY IT'S MY FAVORITE DRUNKEN PASTIME YOU FUCKS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on March 05, 2011, 09:01 am
man fuck you guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 05, 2011, 01:21 pm
i woke up drunk and now i am drinking bourbon

now i know y'all lovin that 808

can you feeel that B-A-S-S BASS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 05, 2011, 01:33 pm
i woke up drunk and now i am drinking bourbon

I am not surprised by this.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 05, 2011, 04:09 pm
bring me panochas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on March 05, 2011, 04:17 pm
i woke up drunk and now i am drinking bourbon

now i know y'all lovin that 808

can you feeel that B-A-S-S BASS

IT'S THAT 808 BUMP MAKE YOU PUT YO HANDS UP
MAKE YOU PUT YO HANDS UP
PUT YO PUT YO HANDS UP


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 06, 2011, 01:16 am
I GOT TIGER BLOOD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 06, 2011, 04:38 am
I just sang shitloads o' karaoke and I am the masta. Drunk Piano and Betty and Cam know wha tI am talkin' bought but CAM is English so he's naturally got a better bvoice. Dooooouche.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: badboy on March 06, 2011, 01:26 pm
Cam as in Camerhill? Where is he?

Camerhill come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 09, 2011, 08:34 pm
you'[re all fu kcing ugly epsciepally YOU IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU CUFKCING NIGGER


i got iced too many times today oh god


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 09, 2011, 08:34 pm
I'M SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THAT IT WAS THE ALKOHOL TALKING AHHH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 09, 2011, 08:37 pm
also i am not a fart master FUCK YOU DRIS-UNCOOLL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on March 10, 2011, 09:14 pm
dont you guys just htate cunts?

but eriously cunts CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS????????????????


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 10, 2011, 11:11 pm
more like BLURRRRRGH!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 12, 2011, 02:30 am
I wish my boyfriend didn't break up with me.


he is kind of a dickhole though so maybe it was for the best


still


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 12, 2011, 04:16 am
I wish this girl wasn't too drunk to drive here and do sex with me.

she is kind of attractive though so maybe i am disappointed

fuck


HAHA RIGHT GUYS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 13, 2011, 01:19 am
i'm sure that dude will have a great night without raping you anyways.

YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 13, 2011, 02:06 am
I LOVE YOU ALL

for some goddamned reason


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 13, 2011, 04:01 am
McDonald's breakfast burrito...aaaaUUUUaaaaGGGGGAAAHHH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on March 14, 2011, 08:20 pm
fuck you quick quid


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on March 17, 2011, 10:35 pm
stg. d
partricjks day yu fucks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 17, 2011, 10:52 pm
OY TA TOY TA TOY TA TOY TA THAAARNEY.


what am i even doing i sm of scottish descent


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 18, 2011, 09:00 am
I think I lost my phone. But y white shirt remained white


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 18, 2011, 09:00 am
WHAT THE FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 19, 2011, 01:09 am
BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE????????????????



















oh becausse i drank it, I'M SORRY JOHNNY DEPP PLEASE FORGIVE ME


I would have saved you some but you are not here rgith now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 19, 2011, 03:22 am
Murder, murder, murder she wrote. Lovecrime


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on March 19, 2011, 03:27 am
I have my computer hooked up to my 42 ince television fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck everything is super ersolutioned


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 19, 2011, 03:30 am
WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on March 19, 2011, 02:53 pm
WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?

You don't want to fucking know.

(http://i.imgur.com/q6Ki3.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on March 20, 2011, 12:57 am
hi i am drunk and also in love and tonight was awesome woooooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on March 20, 2011, 02:14 am
Something tells me that the last two posts are related.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 21, 2011, 01:46 pm
I'm just sitting here, skipping class, drinking a beer, listening to Odd Future while my friend bangs some girl upstairs. Today sucks (?)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 23, 2011, 01:27 am
Dead money is fucking terrifying


Those ghost people are like something out of a scary anime film or something


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 23, 2011, 03:40 am
I bet I'd make a good hitman




Yes that's what I said you dickhole


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on March 25, 2011, 10:44 pm
I'd become a hit-man just after seeing the sparse romantic portrayal in Anton Corbijn's The American.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on April 01, 2011, 07:07 pm
titties


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on April 04, 2011, 11:19 pm
my ears are still ringing from the horrible karoake that hapepned at my local pub. i had to drink extra hard to try to drown them out, but i could still hear them runingmthe songs on my ipod one by one ohthe horror oh my god the horror


but seriously, who goes karaokeing on a monday night. who i ask


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 07, 2011, 08:55 pm
I GOT CHICKEN STUFF ON MY COMPUTER!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 07, 2011, 08:55 pm
Oh wait, it's on the side of my hand.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 07, 2011, 09:07 pm
I am Bond 'Chickenhands' Fiction. Look out Batman


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on April 07, 2011, 10:19 pm
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd pay good money to see Bondfiction get the shit kicked out of him by a screaming Christian Bale

GOOD money


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 07, 2011, 11:00 pm
Dead? You thought wrong, John.

Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back.

You know what today is, Matrix? ...pay day


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 08, 2011, 12:25 am
LET OFF SOME STEAM


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 08, 2011, 12:26 am
BENNET


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 09, 2011, 03:14 am
I LOVE ABORTION


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 10, 2011, 12:14 am
I GOTTA FREESTYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE

I'MA RAP


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on April 11, 2011, 07:05 pm
OH HEY GREAT NIGHT! FIRST I WATCH LIVERPOOL FUCKING POUND CITY AND THEN SOME SPANISH CUNT STEALS MY PHONE OH GREAT! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT WAS MY WORK PHONE OR ANYTHING! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THAT FUCKING ASSFACE IS DOING WITH 1000 PICS OF MY KIDS GODDAMINT I AM READY TO FUCKING MURDER A BITCH

I AM HAPPY ABOUT THE LIVERPOOL THING, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME BUT FUCK THAT PHONE THIEF I AM GOING TO STRAIGHT UP MURDER THAT FUCKER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 11, 2011, 07:29 pm
I bet they were Mexican


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on April 11, 2011, 09:33 pm
I bet YOU'RE Mexican! HNNNNGUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 11, 2011, 10:30 pm
I BEEN DRINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on April 21, 2011, 02:44 pm
MOTHERFUCKING EASTER SHITBIRDS HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on April 21, 2011, 08:18 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

DRUNK IN THE AFTERNONNG


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on April 21, 2011, 08:19 pm
well its not actualyl the afternoon anymore, but it was, and that's when I was even more drunk than I am now. now i am eating a french bread pizza becaues that shit is delicious.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on April 22, 2011, 12:44 am
WAR, HUH, YEAH

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

ABSOLUTLEY NOTHIN, OH OH HOH

WHAT, HUH YEAH

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, SAY IT AGIAN




Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 23, 2011, 03:44 am
SPEAKERS GOING HAMMER

BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on April 24, 2011, 03:16 am
drank


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on April 24, 2011, 02:33 pm
WAR, HUH, YEAH [...] etc




GOOD GOD Y'ALL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 07, 2011, 03:18 am
penistits


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on May 08, 2011, 01:11 am
YE YE YE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: rawrsaurus_rex on May 08, 2011, 01:19 am
oh man i got really drunk, again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 08, 2011, 02:27 am
Hi


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on May 09, 2011, 02:12 am
FUCK TEXAS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on May 27, 2011, 09:56 am
Man, how is Jebediah the drunket I've ever been at a concert? Fucking awesome though. You're all jerks, and I'm paying attention.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on May 27, 2011, 10:55 am
Errbody gettin' crunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on May 28, 2011, 08:35 pm
Country as BALLS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on May 29, 2011, 09:12 pm
The only difference between watery urine and Bud Lite is the latter has very little respect for itself.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on June 08, 2011, 01:47 am
are you a bad enough dude to do gravy shots


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on June 12, 2011, 05:31 pm
The only thing worse than this  hangover is getting called out into 98 degree heat to fix an a/c and then throwing up on the condenser fan.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 13, 2011, 12:45 am
fuck that beer off thread is for fags ima gonna reveiw me another beer but first i wanna have another round ta that geofiraphy game

fuck russia whys it so big


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 17, 2011, 03:01 am
I drank two bottles of wine.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 17, 2011, 05:15 pm
Congratulations on your Game of Thrones roleplay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on June 17, 2011, 08:24 pm
SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS AMUSING THING THAT HAPPENED

03:23 <+laktose> i love this movie
03:23 < buttbot> i love this butt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on June 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
the worst alcohol time is when you're not drunk enough to be wasted, but are drunk enough to spill your drink all over yourself


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 18, 2011, 12:34 am
SCOTCH AND SPACE LIES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 18, 2011, 02:48 am
i drank half a bottle of maker's mark


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 18, 2011, 04:16 am
waka flocka flcaka woakac waka flcoka flocka waka waka flocka

BOW BOW NBOW BOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on June 19, 2011, 09:14 am
i fucked all of your mothers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 21, 2011, 12:54 am
this is for the niggas wit da empty plates


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 21, 2011, 01:16 am
i am waka flocka flame


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 21, 2011, 03:09 am
Guys I'm drunk and sad about a girl that doesn't like me like I like her

Please call me dumb so I stop being dumb please


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 21, 2011, 03:10 am
She has the cutest Newfie accent you guys oh my god


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on June 21, 2011, 07:12 am
Stop being dumb.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on June 21, 2011, 08:12 am
No, wait... continue being dumb.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on June 21, 2011, 08:23 am
What's it going to be Shenanigans? Who you going to listen to? IT'S DOWN TO THE WIRE NOW SHENANIGANS, TO DUMB OR NOT TO DUMB...


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on June 21, 2011, 08:27 am
More like TOO dumb.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on June 21, 2011, 08:32 am
Balls.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on June 23, 2011, 09:19 pm
fuck ya'alll motherfuckerrrrrrrs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on June 24, 2011, 10:48 pm
why ain;t no titties in this threawd


fuck yall bitches

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
TExas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on June 24, 2011, 11:11 pm
I bet you guys would like me better if I were in the Velvet underground

Probably


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 25, 2011, 03:50 am
shut up lou reed

nobody likes metallica anymore


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 25, 2011, 04:25 am
Guys I kind of miss having a cute Asian girlfriend

Too bad she broke up with me to have sex with two or more dudes

OH WELL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 25, 2011, 04:50 am
The sky's the limit

At least where dudes having sex with my ex-girlfriend are concerned


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on June 25, 2011, 04:53 am
Can we get one of those breathalyser locks installed on Dr. Shenanigans' computer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on June 25, 2011, 04:58 am
I believe this would be best for all parties


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on June 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLOOOOOOOOOOOO GITTIE BLOO

weddings are classy affairs motherfucker

so many drinks, no payment at all, classy as  HELL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 26, 2011, 06:25 am
i got really drunk and played magic: the gathering


i mean i had sex with twelve ladies


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 26, 2011, 06:31 am
twelve sexy[i/] ladies


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on June 26, 2011, 09:53 am
my family is shithouse at poker. Even worse at drunken poker. Amateurs.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on June 26, 2011, 10:31 am
i got really drunk and played magic: the gathering


i mean i had sex with twelve ladies

did you tap that ass, for fat mana.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 26, 2011, 01:24 pm
i wasn't careful, so now i have mana burn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 26, 2011, 11:34 pm
Now eating: an entire frozen pizza. Swagger on a zillion


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 26, 2011, 11:40 pm
I ain't even cook it! I just ate the jawn frozen!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on June 27, 2011, 03:33 am
Jesus christ, Bond Fiction.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on June 27, 2011, 05:01 am
As long as it didn't have any fucking pineapple.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on June 28, 2011, 08:18 pm
I ain't even cook it! I just ate the jawn frozen!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jawn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on June 28, 2011, 10:46 pm
Yeah! New iPhone!  I am so frankincense in celebration!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Daisho on June 28, 2011, 10:46 pm
Wait, fuck you iPhone.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 29, 2011, 12:33 am
did da top fall r not>=>?!!! (inkeption|


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 29, 2011, 12:40 am
I'ma kill 'em all, just watch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on June 29, 2011, 02:08 am
It amazes me that you even have the ability to get drunk anymore.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on July 02, 2011, 01:02 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on July 02, 2011, 02:10 am
thanks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on July 02, 2011, 03:03 am
wiiiiiiiiiiiings




Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on July 07, 2011, 11:53 pm
I am drunk at a hotel bar


Can you even believe it you guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Luna Fortuna on July 07, 2011, 11:57 pm
Getting drunk at a hotel bar always leads to a $6 quesadilla.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on July 08, 2011, 12:04 am
They've already led to $6 potstickers. :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on July 08, 2011, 12:47 am
If you're at a hotel bar there had better at least be billiards


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on July 08, 2011, 07:27 am
A CEOs birthday. What better excuse for a bar tab?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on July 08, 2011, 07:44 am
None


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on July 09, 2011, 01:23 am
WHAT IN THE SHIT. WHAT. SHIT. FUCK YEAH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on July 09, 2011, 02:14 am
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MayhemRatio on July 21, 2011, 12:07 am
Break ups suckbut beer doesnt suck so my evening balanced itself out nicely i think. WOOOOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Schroeder on July 21, 2011, 10:52 pm
I personally spent more tonight on boooze than I drank at last nightg's company happy hour.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 23, 2011, 12:39 am
got me breathing with dragons i crack the egg in your basket

i decline this job


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on July 24, 2011, 04:44 am
everyone shut up for a second


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on July 25, 2011, 07:14 pm
People are camping outside of the new IKEA opening up



White people have too much goddamned time on their hands


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 26, 2011, 02:15 am
one time i saw a white dude do a jigsaw puzzle for eighteen hours straight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on July 27, 2011, 09:55 pm
my roommate does jigsaw puzzles. he just glued one of his puzzles together to make something he can frame to show everyone that he did a jigsaw puzzle so well that he thought it was a good idea to glue it together and frame it in order to show off how good he is at jigsaw puzzles

he is pretty good at jigsaw puzzles i guess


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on July 27, 2011, 10:08 pm
I've met people who do jigsaw puzzles upside down to give themselves more of a challenge.
Yes, they were white.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on July 28, 2011, 02:06 am
have you ever seen a non-white person do a jigsaw puzzle

not PUSSLe PUZZEL



OPUZZLE


PUZZLE

FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on July 31, 2011, 01:37 am
the real puzzle is trying to puzzle out why anytone would onot be drun k rigth now.

the answer is THERE IS NO ANSWER, IT MAKES NO SENSE

MIKND boggled


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on July 31, 2011, 07:46 am
i love most of you guys

mainly the women


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on August 04, 2011, 04:49 am
... I think I'm still drunk from last night. Send help.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 05, 2011, 07:37 pm
some guy said something really funny but i can't remember what he said


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Raconteur on August 05, 2011, 07:45 pm
If we're all being honest, then cider is great. Just fantastic.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 05, 2011, 08:00 pm
old rosie cider is seriously the best thing like ever and i eman that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on August 05, 2011, 10:12 pm
DRANKIN ON A ROOF SUP BITCHES IMMA FALL DOWN WON'T I


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 10, 2011, 11:12 pm
THERE ARE SO MANY DRUNK THREADS WHICH ONE DO I POST IN

THIS ONE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 11, 2011, 01:40 am
Alcohol is fucking great!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Ryzhaya on August 11, 2011, 03:32 am
the best thing about drinking is how you are definitely thre funniest and most charming person at the bar and will in no way regret anything in the morning


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on August 13, 2011, 12:13 am
i have drank to the point of drunkenness


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on August 14, 2011, 05:14 pm
geepa aosdfjasdif9 adsf9a9s fawnj9iasd9f adfk3i9292 asdnfjaid9a

cunts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 14, 2011, 09:58 pm
All your beers are belong to us


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 19, 2011, 07:46 pm
my smartphone lets me post this shit from the. FUCKIN BAR WOOOOOOOOOO HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERZ I HATE YOU ALL EXCEPT WHEM I LOVE YOU


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on August 20, 2011, 12:31 am
I need your favorite SHOTS RIGHT NOW FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 20, 2011, 02:02 am
assfuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Johnny Something on August 25, 2011, 09:47 pm
Uh, yeah. Whatever you guys said.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on August 26, 2011, 01:28 am
BUTT FDUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on August 26, 2011, 10:54 pm
A pretty girl repatedly wanted me to get her a bloejob to ight, which confused the shit out of me until I realized she was talking about a shot

Bitches be crazy yo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on August 26, 2011, 10:55 pm
I should have asked for a blowjob in return

I wasnot thinking. FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Luna Fortuna on August 26, 2011, 11:10 pm
A blowjob is a shot with whipped cream on top. It's so people can order a blowjob at the bar, like, "May I have sex on the beach," becaue we are really easily amused at times like these.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 26, 2011, 11:56 pm
well fuck now i jut want a blowjob

also
woooooooooooooooooooooooo alcool


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Johnny Something on August 27, 2011, 12:47 am
I... I just don't undersatnd. The woman wanted a blowjob?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 27, 2011, 01:36 am
who the fuck are you again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on August 27, 2011, 05:59 am
hey hey hey

less talk more blowjob


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on August 27, 2011, 09:17 pm
psycopath dick gobbelr shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on August 28, 2011, 12:03 am
i gotta move tomorrow fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 28, 2011, 10:38 pm
school starts tomorrow

response: DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS

woo yeah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 28, 2011, 11:20 pm
school is for gays


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on August 29, 2011, 01:25 am
YO BONDFICTION i was texting you and i WAS SRUDRUNK AS BALLS 


HODOR


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 29, 2011, 07:01 am
hodor


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on August 30, 2011, 11:12 pm
we just dominated some trivia against some undergraduate idiot children. am I proud of myself? probably

did I just have to delete this post from the hungerover thread and move it to over here? yeah whatever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on August 30, 2011, 11:37 pm
man my life sho;uld be only about drinking from now on


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 07, 2011, 09:49 pm
oh man so i just move dinto my new place for the school year and it is literally right next to the best wings and beer plafce in rtoronto no lie dudes


fuck im too drunk alreayd and the school years hasnt even started yet


9itstarts tormoorw)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 07, 2011, 09:51 pm
actually that's not true. Class starts on monday for me because i am a master's student


I guess that means MORE DIRINKING FOR ME


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Wheelock on September 08, 2011, 04:52 pm
Question: if I can drink 8 beers before I need to worry about hangovers, and I don't need to care about that shit for five days, should I drink 40 beers?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on September 08, 2011, 11:51 pm
answer: yes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 10, 2011, 06:21 pm
Question: if I can drink 8 beers before I need to worry about hangovers, and I don't need to care about that shit for five days, should I drink 40 beers?

that's as many as four tens


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on September 10, 2011, 06:38 pm
and that's terrible!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 10, 2011, 10:02 pm
ANDF I'M HAPPY WHEN IT RAIIIIIINS

jesus and mary chain were pretty good

i am drunks on beers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 11, 2011, 12:31 am
god damn it football

i am going to drink beers so i forget why i wasted five hours of my life tonight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 13, 2011, 08:09 pm
ahahaha trying to assemble ikea furniture is impossible drunk

FUCK YOU ODDA BED I OWN YOU


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 14, 2011, 06:17 pm
NO ONE ON THE CORNER HAVE DAGGERS LIKE US


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 14, 2011, 10:13 pm
SUCK MA DICK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on September 14, 2011, 10:59 pm
double u double u double u dot fucked up dot com

forward slash

whooooooooooooooo

dot html


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Ryzhaya on September 15, 2011, 05:10 am
Man fuck the hiccups

who is with me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on September 22, 2011, 02:32 am
jesus goddamn


ugh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on September 22, 2011, 03:47 am
fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on September 22, 2011, 08:51 pm
haha dude lets shoot some drugs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 22, 2011, 09:22 pm
i;ll get my gun


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 23, 2011, 10:09 pm
ahahahhahaa i'm unable to tipe cuz i czant mind the home ro w on ym fiuvcking keyboard lol


hey bondfuction, you dont know tdrunkj... this is drunk you fuckin dickwad


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 23, 2011, 10:10 pm
but no seriousloy,  bondfiction. you'[re fucking hilarious diude. glad to have ytou on  board


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 23, 2011, 10:11 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

oi should not be allowed on the internet


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 23, 2011, 10:20 pm
hey guys

12 shots of rium + 6 pints + 3 piints of osome hungarioan fuckin iwshykey  + 1 ASIAN = aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


fyi bros


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 24, 2011, 11:01 am
hey bondfuction, you dont know tdrunkj... this is drunk you fuckin dickwad

Eat shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on September 26, 2011, 02:13 pm
tonight, i got cornered in the bathroom and pnched a few dozen times by two drunken idiots. My giaqnt, red headed pirate friend literally ripped adooor off its hinges to save my ass. 1)  bar fights are for stupid fuck wits. 2) best friends are awesome people.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on September 27, 2011, 05:20 am
Did he literally rip the door off its hinges? Because that story is pretty good without a dude ripping a door off its hinges.

It's also 10 times better if a dude actually ripped a door off its hinges.

So, what sort of door?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 27, 2011, 05:41 am
I know getting pinched can be annoying, but did you really have to have backup for that?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Hypermanic_Zen on September 27, 2011, 08:13 am
Quite literally. Bathroom cubicle door. One of them was holding it closed with his leg, then all of a sudden it was across the room hitting the wall. The people pinning me down looked like they wanted to reconsider a number of their life decisions at that point.

And seriously man, being pinched fucking hurts. You don't mess around with that shit.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on September 28, 2011, 12:13 pm
okay i think i may have a problem it's 1pm and i'm on my 4th rum and coke yeeeeaaaah

haha


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 29, 2011, 12:04 am
That shit cray


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on September 29, 2011, 12:12 am
I wish I had a giant piarte frien  who bwat the shit out of people


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on September 29, 2011, 12:13 am
also I'm apparen tly ten


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 30, 2011, 12:32 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
wooeofgeowOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah~

i am so drunk that i am having an extended IRc conversation about some nonsense involving how much gamers are lame WOOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 30, 2011, 12:33 am
HEY NERDS










FUCK YOU












NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on September 30, 2011, 12:34 am
I am also kind of drunk at this point and for the record I am on Kybard's side. Gamers are lame.

FUCK Y'ALL NERDS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 30, 2011, 12:38 am
^^^^^^^5 piano


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on September 30, 2011, 12:54 am
^^^^^^^5 kybard


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on September 30, 2011, 10:58 pm
WINE WINE WINE WINE WIEN EIN EWINE WIEN EIN EWIEN EWIEN WINE WINE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on September 30, 2011, 11:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3uVuv.png)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 01, 2011, 01:53 am
why are you swallowing a genie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 01, 2011, 02:00 am
hey boron


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 01, 2011, 02:00 am
what kind of wine? malbec? merlot? cabernet?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 02, 2011, 01:39 am
Gettin' ripshit on alcohol.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 03, 2011, 07:32 am
i spent the whole weekend gettin' drunk. good idea? hell yeah! i played some pool, watched some football, ate some mcdonalds. i'm american as fuck.

USA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on October 05, 2011, 12:22 am
Guys this just in

Free Booze = Best Booze

yaaaaaaaaaaaay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 05, 2011, 02:25 am
metal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 05, 2011, 09:28 pm
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the MAY QUEEEEN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 05, 2011, 09:35 pm
I AM FUCKING LISTENIONG TO THAT SONG NOW THICKE YOU ARE AWEONE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 05, 2011, 10:02 pm
I'm listening to Going To California


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 06, 2011, 12:38 am
stupid motherfucking LIE BUMP


WHY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 06, 2011, 06:37 pm
AND AS WE WIND ON DOWN THE ROAD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 07, 2011, 01:15 am
anyone wanna have dog sex with me? like dogs, any sex? having sex with dog


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 08, 2011, 09:56 pm
NOtre Dame kicked ass today and now I'm watching MST3k SPace Mutuikny


ALl in all a fanasatci wonderful saturday


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 08, 2011, 10:59 pm
PUSH IT

PUSH IT GOOD


PPPPUSH IT

PUSH IT REAL GOOD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 08, 2011, 11:07 pm
Well this is no doubt going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my days


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 09, 2011, 12:02 am
The Big Lebowski is back on instant watch

here i go


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 09, 2011, 12:02 am
woo i'm slammin' tonight

you guys are dead in the water


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Raconteur on October 10, 2011, 09:37 pm
I have to get up in the morning, and I am anticipating being at least an 8.5 on the hangover scale. But I can still spell, so FUCK ALL YOU ILLITERATE DRUNKEN BASTARDS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 10, 2011, 09:47 pm
You're either not drunk enough, or a complete lightweight. Doesn't matter. DRINK UP, MOTHERFUCKER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 11, 2011, 10:07 pm
God I miss this show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T500ecHP3pE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 11, 2011, 10:52 pm
Heavy, I am real heavy, real heavy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on October 12, 2011, 06:53 am
God I miss this show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T500ecHP3pE

Not exactly the same but the UK one is much better anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/user/BBCRobotwarsUK (http://www.youtube.com/user/BBCRobotwarsUK)

All of Robot Wars UK. Uploaded to Youtube in 480p by the BBC themselves (So no takedown risk).


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on October 13, 2011, 08:28 am
Joseph, you ass. I've only watched the first two seasons and already my girlfriend no longer likes me.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on October 13, 2011, 07:26 pm
She's just jealous because you're spending so much time looking at other robots.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 14, 2011, 09:06 pm
THOR WAS A BAD MOVIE

NO AMOUNT OF BOOZE IN THE WORLDCOULD MAKE IT BETTER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 19, 2011, 12:56 am
hahahahahhahaahaah oh shit

captain amemrica was an ok movie at worst


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 19, 2011, 01:34 am
OK drunk movie review thread lets sdo this

Ichi the killerh was really wierd i mean what the hell thwas up with thta old dude at the ed and did ichiii die?

also I still ahve a litre of beer left let's   get on that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 19, 2011, 08:03 pm
hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahah

I am a bit drunk no lie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 19, 2011, 09:44 pm
There is no you there is only ME


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 19, 2011, 09:45 pm
LEWEEEEEEEAFS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on October 20, 2011, 12:20 am
There is no you there is only ME

THERE IS NO FUCKING YOU. There is only me.
THERE IS NO FUCKING YOU. There is only me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on October 20, 2011, 02:29 am
gay dudes for presidents


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on October 21, 2011, 11:34 pm
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on October 21, 2011, 11:39 pm
cheap beeeeeeeeeer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on October 22, 2011, 09:18 am
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggin


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on October 23, 2011, 12:41 am
woo. woo motherfuckers. best weekend the fuck ever. holy shit. can't even properly describe the good vibes forever floating from this shit


except to say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on October 29, 2011, 10:31 pm
I just went 48-2 in Modern Warfare 2 Domination while comkpletely fucking hammered. Two choppers, no nukes sadly

yep. wooooooo



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on October 30, 2011, 02:15 am
Now I remember why I don't drink greyhounds anymore

Wheeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on November 01, 2011, 09:53 am
taste my dick


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 01, 2011, 10:34 pm
i was a vampire yesterday. a worker dfrone today. And I have been drunk all weekend




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH yEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 04, 2011, 07:04 pm
hey

hey hey


hey


this is the good shit right hurrrrr


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 04, 2011, 07:12 pm
I'M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 04, 2011, 07:14 pm
I'M A COWBOOOOYYYYYY

ON A STEEEEEL HORSE I RIIIIIIIIIIIDE

I'M WAAAANTED

DEAD OR ALIIIIIIIIIVE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 04, 2011, 08:49 pm
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOW BOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 04, 2011, 10:19 pm
HEY GUYS

GUYS


HEY GUYS



DUDES







CAPS LOCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 04, 2011, 10:26 pm
WILD CARD BABY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on November 05, 2011, 08:39 pm
oh ghod dthis is going to eb b eaaaaaar i regrrets tomorrow i hav ewirrires hella es shut upppå


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 06, 2011, 12:18 am
let's roll

who's with me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on November 06, 2011, 03:39 am
Ugh god

Jesus I suck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 06, 2011, 11:22 pm
I'm sadder than I've ever been


no thats not true but i do have tearsof regrest running down my handsom face for watching this stupid titanic movie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on November 09, 2011, 11:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTE4sojDJA

rock and roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFpv1LKrA9s

rock anf roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-lSTlUnfA

hippies


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 10, 2011, 11:40 pm
yo diggity


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 14, 2011, 02:28 am
i CAN¿T Sleeps


and I cnant stop dringking either
and I can't stop fucking tweeeeting I'm startign to wish i could pass out


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 14, 2011, 06:18 am
still feeling last night. last night is telling me noooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 15, 2011, 07:13 pm
Oh fuck i just Lost the equivalent to a 50 dolllar bill at a b ar fucking hell its all my faulta that i asked for another round of beeer sw ehn I know that o i knoew that I can't drink more than i shsould.


but jeesus crhsrist the waitress was so cute


I said yeah srure why not


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 18, 2011, 12:25 am
whatever you idiots i just pulled off teh most miraculous shuffleboard comeback ever seen by human eyes

you are all fleshy idiots


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Johnny Something on November 19, 2011, 12:39 am
oh my fucking goodness


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: SirMrSir on November 19, 2011, 01:22 am
i'm wasyed

how illegal is this. VERY ILLEGAL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on November 19, 2011, 07:41 am
I rank too many of the alcohols


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on November 19, 2011, 07:41 am
drank


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on November 19, 2011, 08:33 am
drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2011, 12:44 am
Hump a Mexican butt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on November 25, 2011, 09:17 am
I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL

LAKTOSE

LET'S GO

I'VE GOT A KNOIFE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on November 25, 2011, 09:53 am
You call that a knoife?

This is a knoife!



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on November 25, 2011, 01:33 pm
I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL

LAKTOSE

LET'S GO

I'VE GOT A KNOIFE

I will foight you with my bare fists. I fear nobody.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on November 26, 2011, 09:08 pm
listen listen to my new theory. Everybody sucks dick. ALl of you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on November 27, 2011, 04:15 am
tonight was so good/bad


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 27, 2011, 11:45 pm
i want to die


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on November 28, 2011, 06:59 pm
SMRT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 01, 2011, 11:29 pm
I think that whole "sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good thing"

I think that should be changed to tiramisu instead of pizza

for real


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 01, 2011, 11:31 pm
but you guys know that saying right


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on December 02, 2011, 05:29 am
Until I can pay someone to come to my house with tiramisu, I'm going to stick with the original quote.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on December 02, 2011, 11:21 am
tiramisu is an overrated cake smh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 02, 2011, 11:28 am
That is a stupid thing to say, and you're a stupid person for saying it.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 02, 2011, 01:56 pm
Until I can pay someone to come to my house with tiramisu, I'm going to stick with the original quote.

Hell, I'll let you pay me to bring you tiramisu.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on December 02, 2011, 01:58 pm
when you say tiramisu do you mean sex?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 02, 2011, 03:16 pm
No. I don't do that anymore.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on December 02, 2011, 06:45 pm
I am eating chikcen fingers you dumbass


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on December 02, 2011, 07:29 pm
How many fingers louie?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on December 02, 2011, 07:34 pm
6


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on December 02, 2011, 07:52 pm
I'M CALLING YOU OUT KARLSKI YOU LITTLE BITCH

Quote
01:30 <+laktose> Karlski!
01:30 <+laktose> KNOIFE FIGHT
01:31 <@Karlski> nah
01:31 <@Karlski> gonna go have a shower
01:31 <@Karlski> then go to the shops and pick up my new tablet

YEAH SO SOMETHING ABOUT APPLES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 08, 2011, 09:58 pm
You guys are jerks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on December 08, 2011, 10:58 pm
BHoly shit



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 10, 2011, 12:25 am
A little bit more alcohol and then I will start making bets, fermun.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 11, 2011, 01:57 am
i'm slammin my dick into the next lady i see even if it's one of these gross internet ladies


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 11, 2011, 01:58 am
here's my dick *my boner is wearing a monocle over the penis hole because i have a sophisticated dick game*


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 15, 2011, 12:18 am
I'm home and I'm drinking the beer I left here months ago.  I don't know if I should be disappointed with my parents for not drinking it or stoked that they left it for me.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on December 15, 2011, 12:54 am
MY WORK GAVE ME SO MUCH WINE AND OTHER THINGS TOO

YAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on December 15, 2011, 01:31 am
it was the last night my girlfriend and I will see eachother for a week or two or whatever because of christmas break so we went to reggae night at a bar downtown but i have exams tomorrow so now i am kinda drunk listenin to clutch with my roommate. party time.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 15, 2011, 01:36 am
i hate my life


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on December 15, 2011, 01:51 am
now primus. primus is rad. greet the sacred cow,


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on December 15, 2011, 01:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14qjtGEePVY

Dundundundundundundaoooo, dah, dundundundundundundundee daoooo, dah, dundundundundundunddun daoooo, dah, dundundundundundundundee daoooo, dah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on December 16, 2011, 10:11 pm
My roommate is making Nutella shots.




Fuck.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MayhemRatio on December 17, 2011, 12:43 am
you know whats sad is that mitch hedberg died. fuck.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on December 23, 2011, 08:52 pm
hey dudes i am starting my christmas drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 23, 2011, 10:33 pm
YO THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO START CHRISTMAS BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I'M STARTING MINE YEYE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 23, 2011, 10:33 pm
why do i turn 1000% more black when i am drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on December 23, 2011, 10:54 pm
fack all o' y'all


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 24, 2011, 03:14 am
you guys I messed up reall bad

i fell asleep during die hard


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on December 24, 2011, 09:18 am
CHRISTMAS DRUNK1!


MERRY HAPPY!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 26, 2011, 12:52 am
I'm drunk, it's like a single mother


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on December 29, 2011, 02:56 am
ive lost a lot of sleep to dreams


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 31, 2011, 12:37 am
my business

my biznass

stay tha fuck up out my BIZNASS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 31, 2011, 01:34 am
"AYO HANS ZIMMER CAN YOU MAKE THIS MUSIC A LITTLE LESS SUBTLE?" - A MUSIC SUPERVISOR ON A FILM, NEVER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 31, 2011, 02:12 am
5 if by sea horse if by drink


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fontelroy on December 31, 2011, 11:52 am
WOOOOH 2012! I'm pretty fucking wasted, but this dog is the best fucking dog in the world! it is so alert, except when it isn't. I went to a fucjking good party tonight, but then everyone got really fucking lame. Shit what am I writing again? Wooooh happy new years!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 31, 2011, 10:21 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 31, 2011, 10:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b53WaK71sMM


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on January 01, 2012, 01:59 am
carson daly was pretty much dick clark


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 01, 2012, 05:52 pm
a very special cognac


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on January 08, 2012, 04:03 am
TRIPLE DA DOUBLE
TRIPLE DAT DOUBLE A

ALL DAY ERRDAY WHATCHOO TALKINB OUT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID




GOODNIGHT, YA GOODNIGHT DONT EVEN KNOW SON
WHA
WHA
WHA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on January 08, 2012, 04:34 am
uhh i been drinkin all day


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on January 08, 2012, 05:04 am
Fully drunk from scotch and stuff

Fully in love with girls and stuff

yay

 yay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on January 08, 2012, 07:15 am
girl talk and milwaukee's best motherfuckers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on January 10, 2012, 12:52 am
CHALKIE LOOOVES TO SKI


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MayhemRatio on January 11, 2012, 07:14 pm
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECVT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 11, 2012, 08:16 pm
That's a fucking great film.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on January 11, 2012, 10:10 pm
the sequel was better


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MayhemRatio on January 11, 2012, 10:32 pm
I was into that film before it was popular guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on January 13, 2012, 11:28 pm
i was into your mom before she was popular


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 14, 2012, 12:30 am
i was into popularity before OH SHITTTTT I'M GONNA EAT SOME PIZZAAAAAA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on January 14, 2012, 03:15 am
yo the best thing to do when you're super hammered is to eat ore ida fries with ketchup and ranch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on January 14, 2012, 03:36 am
oball and some dude named jim that I don't know were talking about really boring diving stuff in irc so I had to get the fuck out of there


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 14, 2012, 03:54 am
yo the best thing to do when you're super hammered is to eat ore ida fries with ketchup and ranch

put old bay on those fries and you got yourself a deal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on January 14, 2012, 03:58 am
oball and some dude named jim that I don't know were talking about really boring diving stuff in irc so I had to get the fuck out of there

Yo fuck you too buddy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on January 14, 2012, 04:02 am
It's basic irc etiquette to not complain about the current conversation unless you've actually said something. Otherwise you come off as a hypocritical jerk.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Driscoll on January 14, 2012, 08:05 pm
If you find a conversation on IRC boring, proper etiquette is to start interrupting with links to lamebook.com until people notice you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on January 17, 2012, 11:47 pm
i was looking for y Reop Man dvd in my fridge, why was it in my fridge


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CatAstrophe on January 19, 2012, 07:04 am
The Emilio Estevez one or the Jude Law one?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on January 19, 2012, 12:05 pm
The Harry Dean Stanton one.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CatAstrophe on January 25, 2012, 02:08 am
That's the Emilio Estevez one!. Sheesh.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on January 26, 2012, 11:16 pm
HARRY DEAN GODDAMNIT

HARRY FUCKING DEAN

I DON'T WANT NO COMMIES IN MY CAR

AND NO CHRISTIANS EITHER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on January 27, 2012, 01:20 am
favorite video games to play while drunk go go go go go


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on January 27, 2012, 03:11 am
Mashed


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on January 27, 2012, 09:18 am
Guitar Hero, Rockband, Singstar etc.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on January 27, 2012, 09:41 am
Super Mario 64, Rampage 2, Star Fox 64, Fallout New Vegas, Spiderman 2: The Movie: The Game or whatever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on January 27, 2012, 09:48 am
Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Grand Theft Auto 4


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on January 27, 2012, 10:09 am
oh also Saints Row 2


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on January 28, 2012, 04:18 am
Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart Wii.

But only if you have friends


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 28, 2012, 04:19 am
words with friends


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on January 28, 2012, 04:29 am
Wait, why are you getting drunk and gaming if you don't have friends.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on January 28, 2012, 09:05 am
Because THAT'S MY LIFE!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on January 28, 2012, 09:05 am
:'(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nameinuse2 on January 28, 2012, 09:18 am
heh mouse gestures still work when you're drunk in here


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on January 31, 2012, 10:16 pm
Mein dickhole ist brennt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MayhemRatio on February 08, 2012, 12:17 am
All my friends are lame asses who leave parties early cause they have "responsibilities" and "jobs" and "Are you really gonna drink that? You already had a lot," and "Oh god how are you not unconscious?" FUCK THOSE GUYS.

I miss them.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 14, 2012, 08:04 pm
havig a snickers and listening to lightning bolt. j would struiggle to be more content then i am right now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on February 15, 2012, 04:34 pm
Welp, this one snuck up on me,.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on February 16, 2012, 12:31 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA puke


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nameinuse2 on February 17, 2012, 05:53 am
beer from a can!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nameinuse2 on February 17, 2012, 05:54 am
ALUUMINUMN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on February 17, 2012, 08:07 am
oh hey scotch

how's it going soda

have you two met


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: subbero on February 17, 2012, 10:49 pm
getting wankered and arguing with libertarians. cant decide if i had a good or bad night


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 19, 2012, 12:55 am
the club was packed but they paid me cash money to go in.

i think I am a celebrity


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on February 19, 2012, 03:32 am
Dude downtown denver rooftops man

Fuck



Ahhhhh fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 03, 2012, 01:18 am
Py! Ypu butha muchkaaaaaaaaaas shit. I'm a bit tipsy. I'ma have me a smoke and then I'll be right back.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 03, 2012, 01:20 am
hiiiiiiii


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Logical Penguin on March 03, 2012, 01:21 am
That is all. I'm done. Cheers!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 03, 2012, 01:37 am
I want to bone this chick but she is annoying to text and is probably crazy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Not A Spatula on March 03, 2012, 02:27 am
Then don't.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Molh on March 03, 2012, 08:18 am
i want to bone this chick, but i am annoying to text


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on March 03, 2012, 09:15 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH OH GODDAMN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MAKE IT ALL STOP.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 03, 2012, 09:48 pm
i drank too much pizza and ate too much beer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on March 03, 2012, 11:15 pm
hello slef loathing drunk long time no see


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DoctorShenanigans on March 09, 2012, 03:12 am
Hi I'm drunk and sort of high and in love okay bye everybody


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on March 12, 2012, 05:18 am
HI


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 12, 2012, 10:07 am
i have work later but i'm drunk (oh no?) haha kidding this owns


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 13, 2012, 02:31 am
are you familiar with yoda. from attack of the clones


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 13, 2012, 02:44 am
i have work later but i'm drunk (oh no?) haha kidding this owns


lol i told my boss i threw up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on March 13, 2012, 05:02 am
This was true regardless though right?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 13, 2012, 11:54 am
NO. I'M STILL ALIVE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 18, 2012, 12:48 am
DICK SUCK A SUCK DICK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 18, 2012, 02:02 am
I GOT THREE SHIRTS AND THEY ALL LOOK EXPENSIVE
(TWO OF EM) TWO THOUSAND VOLSKWAGON, MAD OLD AND DENTED
SKATEBOARD P, ASHANTI, FOOLISH
THE WORST RAPPER ON THIS TRACK, THIRD COOLEST


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 18, 2012, 04:06 am
ciroc boys in the buildonjg


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 18, 2012, 04:25 am
tonight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on March 20, 2012, 12:11 am
I'm actually surprised that I'm a happy drunk right now.  WEEEEIRD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Benny B on March 23, 2012, 02:45 am
I SAW ANDREW WK LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS. AND I I CAUGHT A WATER BOTTLE THAT HE THREW! AND I SMELL LIKE THE COLLECTIVE BEER SWEAT OF A HUNDRED PEOPLE! AND PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 23, 2012, 03:49 am
just watched abduction starring wolfboy a very bad movie thanks goodnight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on March 25, 2012, 01:49 am
Hey terrible alcoholics.  How much is too much?  Is a liter of Jameson in two nights too much?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 25, 2012, 02:08 am
hell no


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on March 25, 2012, 02:14 am
ok good


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on March 25, 2012, 03:38 am
I've done a liter of Jameson in one night plenty of times but I am kind of in the habit of staying in the Too Much range so I guess my input is flawed.

PS I am drunk on Mad Ballr because it is seriously the cheapest drunk I've ever encountered


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 28, 2012, 08:55 pm
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa buddy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on March 28, 2012, 10:31 pm
I love Sanchez


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 29, 2012, 07:36 pm
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


YOU'RE ALL CDUNTS. ALL OF YOU


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 29, 2012, 07:36 pm
sorry typo

i meant to type "dunts". seriously. you're all dunts.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nak on March 31, 2012, 12:13 am
IT WAS 18 in TORONTO LAST WEEK AND NOW ITS LIKE 0 (DEGREES Celscis) I AM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA!!!

FUCK OFF ME HOLDEN!

and all that.

after uni is done though.

FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 02, 2012, 02:26 am
my glock bursts, leave in a hearse, i did worse


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on April 07, 2012, 12:11 am
[youtubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcwzq_aDXvE[/youtube]

Blood gutd n beeah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on April 07, 2012, 12:12 am
fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: frowardd on April 08, 2012, 06:31 pm
with these two hands, i will strangle and cook you all into sandiwches. it will be so unpleasant. i assure you that you will not enjoy it at all.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on April 08, 2012, 10:08 pm
why the fuck di d i go drinking on a sunday night with my hipster douchebag of a cousin

fuck family obligations.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 09, 2012, 07:14 am
I'm doing great.  Why are you asking?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 09, 2012, 07:18 am
tune in next week where I take a picture of my dick and post it in random pictures


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 09, 2012, 07:18 am
so wacky


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 09, 2012, 07:44 am
kill all me's


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on April 12, 2012, 09:02 pm
I'm watching War Horse and im pretty sure i've passed out a cuople of times becauase I don't get ti


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JMD on April 12, 2012, 09:17 pm
FUCK YOUY BRO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 13, 2012, 02:19 am
Driscoll if you somehow noticed that you sent out a forgot password email its because Jim beam and cell phones
how do Internet work anyway


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 13, 2012, 02:19 am
You make this shit rotate on my phone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 13, 2012, 02:20 am
You know what I means


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 13, 2012, 02:23 am
Did I say Jim beam


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 13, 2012, 02:25 am
II was going to make another post but I decided against it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: frowardd on April 14, 2012, 02:23 pm
you are all clever and sexy people. i am inspired.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 15, 2012, 09:05 pm
Ass-suck ballsuck motherfuck homo
 dick


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on April 15, 2012, 09:55 pm
rack city bitch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 15, 2012, 11:43 pm
i've eaten a lot of ruffles to get to this point


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 16, 2012, 12:10 am
I GET MONEY MONEY I GOT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on April 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
yeah. obligatory post, bitches.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 25, 2012, 10:36 pm
why cant i log in


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: frowardd on April 28, 2012, 07:52 pm
dick suck dick like dick suck dick my dick suck dick like dick suck dick

oontz oont zsoonts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 29, 2012, 11:56 pm
who is happening


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 29, 2012, 11:56 pm
why did you do this to me merlot


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 29, 2012, 11:56 pm
i am the zima of people


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on May 01, 2012, 05:13 am
i guess words are a motherfucker
- john cheese


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nak on May 04, 2012, 12:59 am
i goooot dummmpppeedd fuck this, she was awesome and she was right we had too many problems but stillll fuc ccccccccccccccccck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Skeletonic on May 04, 2012, 09:27 pm
SOMETIMES WHEN I PEE I THINKA BOUT FIRTRUCKS AND HOW SCARY FIRES ARE NADFTHAS WHAT I RESPECT FIREMANS EVEN IF THEYRE DUMBYELLOW JACKETS LOOK LIKE DUMB JERKSUITS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Skeletonic on May 04, 2012, 11:41 pm
(http://www.stegosaurus.org/j0113548.gif) ]]]]


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 05, 2012, 12:06 am
happy birthday (to me) woioooooooooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on May 05, 2012, 10:30 am
happy birtjhday kybard.  got to get you into my life is playing but it's not the beatles version. watevs man.hfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk,k


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on May 07, 2012, 09:15 pm
Why is it that anything?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 08, 2012, 02:46 am
benjamin flocka (http://i.imgur.com/9JMMH.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on May 09, 2012, 12:46 am
haha oh no i'm drunk on the internet

haha that's life i guess


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on May 09, 2012, 12:50 am
someone please kill me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on May 09, 2012, 12:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT3iviHrhUI


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on May 09, 2012, 12:56 am
Fuck everything and everybody


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 11, 2012, 01:31 am
tonight i learned i can totally pull off the upside down visor look


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 11, 2012, 02:41 am
wai tno thats stupid


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on May 11, 2012, 04:43 am
Are you sorry for party rockin?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 11, 2012, 12:26 pm
I'm sorry for lots of things


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 12, 2012, 12:31 am
rap music is making me hate the government and the cops so much right now. i say we fucking murder all cops and suck all politicians' dicks I MEAN punch all politicians' dicks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 13, 2012, 01:37 am
wooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 13, 2012, 02:44 am
I threw up!  What am I, ten?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 13, 2012, 03:27 am
yeah.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on May 13, 2012, 04:00 am
party poopin


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on May 13, 2012, 04:00 am
poop that party


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 13, 2012, 06:12 pm
OH FUCK. i don't feel so good.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 15, 2012, 12:59 am
:)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 15, 2012, 01:16 am
yeah.

I would just like to point out that later that night I also threw up.




Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 15, 2012, 01:22 am
what are you ten


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 15, 2012, 01:28 am
yeah.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 15, 2012, 01:33 am
you want to come to my birthday party


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 15, 2012, 02:42 am
Alright, my mum says for me to not to have too much cake and cordial.



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 17, 2012, 02:03 am
tonight was fun and i got kinda driunk and i shoujldnt have cause i have work tomrow fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: oball on May 17, 2012, 07:00 am
why the fuck am i drinking this much rum on a thrisday


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on May 17, 2012, 07:42 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Thursday nights are for gin.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on May 17, 2012, 07:45 am
More like Thirstday


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on May 17, 2012, 11:12 am
Andrew W goddamn motherfuckin' K.

And I have to work tomorrow.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 24, 2012, 03:32 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

Crying hard now
It's so hard now
Crying hard now

Reeling strong now
Won't be long now
Reeling strong now

Gonna die now
Dying right now
Gonna die, sigh, sigh!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 24, 2012, 03:45 am
I think I nailed that you guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on May 24, 2012, 11:52 pm
Ruh roh shaggy i have to be at work in some hours


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on May 25, 2012, 01:14 am
i am drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on May 26, 2012, 09:25 am
WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN FOIGHT

I WILL FOIGHT ALL OF YOU

WON'T EVEN USE A KNOIFE YA CUNTS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
haha i'm still fairly intoxicated from last night so i'm down for a rumble pal. i'll give you a rap right on the jack johnson


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 28, 2012, 01:04 am
MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL IS FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 28, 2012, 11:16 pm
Alright not a damn thing has happened in this damn movie and yet it calls itself an action film. I am gonna punch it right in the damn ear, see what it has to say for itself.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 01, 2012, 11:00 pm
Haha you fuckers all in buttasses I have a damn thing to say. I'm *falls over cuz i'm drink* *fuk u nerds*


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 01, 2012, 11:01 pm
YE FOOKIN CUNTS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on June 03, 2012, 01:58 am
oh my god this shit is so good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG5TN8t6AQ4


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: drunkpiano on June 03, 2012, 11:41 am
this is my favorite Company Flow song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jvW_LK7vHc


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on June 06, 2012, 01:40 am
AM I MAN ENOUGH TO FINISH THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE





TUNE IN FIVE MINTUTES FROM NOW TO SEE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on June 06, 2012, 06:44 am
Someone draw a mustache on Thicket.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 06, 2012, 11:27 pm
I think being drunk is overrated.

Haha just kidding, I'm drunk as hell.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on June 07, 2012, 02:46 am
Motherfuckers everything spins wow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on June 07, 2012, 02:47 am
1000th reply you fat heads!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on June 07, 2012, 10:24 pm
fuck you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on June 07, 2012, 10:31 pm
hell yeah


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 08, 2012, 12:34 am
There was a guy playing in the Heat-Celtics game named Mario Chalmers and when I name-dropped Superintendent Chalmers my cousins shouted "SKINNNERRRRR" in the best Chalmers impression I've ever heard. I damn near shed a tear


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Author on June 09, 2012, 04:11 pm
this wine iss the shittiest of wines


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Author on June 09, 2012, 04:12 pm
i can't even concentrate on this movie, fuck this wine


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on June 10, 2012, 02:43 am
woah bondfiction we have almost the same avatar
this is like wearing the same dresses to the promn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 10, 2012, 12:23 pm
mine is prettier


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
wooooooooooooooohooooooooo my face is on fire


waateeer pleeese


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on June 16, 2012, 12:46 am
I am wedding drunk! Which is the best drunk because it was freeeeeee!@


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on June 16, 2012, 09:12 pm
O fuck. I was just at an old childhood friends graduation party. So many teenagers and parents buts free beer. I pretended I was an adult instead of some god damned teenager


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 17, 2012, 05:02 pm
Drink like three 40's and then listen to Icky Thump  by The White Stripes....you will understand the meaning of life, I promise you shithead man.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 18, 2012, 11:09 pm
If I were to estimate how much of the bottle of bourbon I just drank...I would say like 70% prolly. I can't get too precise. Maybe somewhere in the 70s.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 19, 2012, 12:03 am
I don't look too good shirtless. That's one thing you can lord over me.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on June 19, 2012, 01:36 am
Someone else perhaps.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 26, 2012, 11:23 pm
I've had a lot of liquor. Please kiss me.

(http://i.imgur.com/lcL49.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on June 27, 2012, 12:15 am
Wait, I thought you were black?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 27, 2012, 12:33 am
LOOK OUT THERE'S SOMEONE RIGHT BEHIND YOU


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 03, 2012, 12:13 am
It's the good Bond!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 06, 2012, 12:37 am
bloody nose. i want a pizza


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: GoMichael on July 07, 2012, 12:07 am
I love you, titties of easy girls whom  I was warned away from at the beginning of the night.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 09, 2012, 09:31 am
And the crowd goes wild as if Holyfield just won the fight
But in actuality it's only about 3 AM
And three niggas done just got hauled off in the ambulance
Two niggas done start bustin'
And one nigga got his shirt off tawlm bout

NOW WHO ELSE WANNA FUCK WITH HOLLYWOOD COURT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on July 10, 2012, 02:21 am
Yeah, Bond, Iron Maiden RULES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on July 10, 2012, 02:26 am
Now it's burning his hands, he's turning to laugh,
He smiles as the flames tears his flesh;
Melting his face, screaming in pain,
Peeling the skin from his eyes;
Watch him die, according to plan,
He's dust on the ground -- what did we learn?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 12, 2012, 10:51 pm
Limp Bizkit was the king of Limping Bizkits if you know what I mean


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 13, 2012, 02:00 am
I love her but why the fuck wont she. I just tell her and nothing is okay. I told her how I felt and it wasn't okay. It wasnt' fucking better and I just sat in my car and tried to cry and nothing happened because I suck and sack of shit fucking I hate this so much


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 13, 2012, 02:30 am
fUCK being twenty this age is such utter bull shit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on July 13, 2012, 02:37 am
It is, man. But life gets better. Not for you, but for somebody.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on July 15, 2012, 04:17 am
I came here with a joke that I forgot!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on July 15, 2012, 04:23 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

Crying hard now
It's so hard now
Crying hard now

Reeling strong now
Won't be long now
Reeling strong now

Gonna die now
Dying right now
Gonna die, sigh, sigh!!!!


why has no one mentioned how hard I nailed this
seriously listen to it and read the new lyrics


sorry I ruined the most motivational song ever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on July 15, 2012, 04:36 am
australia's time zone is annoying as shit butt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 16, 2012, 12:35 am
That joke sucksssssss


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on July 20, 2012, 03:57 pm
I'm posting this here because I'm bored and waiting for the tram. Nobody gives a shit about cracked, it's just a thing to laugh at sometimes, that police thread is a shameful example of that shit bleeding over, and really, I'd rather buy you all a beer than a functioning sense of proportion. Shit's expensive.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on July 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
All of you should come party in Canada, especially Rummy if she is going to buy beer.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on July 20, 2012, 11:13 pm
i ate too much and i drank to myuc h and now my farts smell like butter chiekn


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 21, 2012, 02:39 am
beers?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 23, 2012, 01:03 am
(http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jean-baptiste-emanuel-zorg-from-the-fifth-element-7.jpg)

I am enjoying how emo Hitler's moustache now resides on her lower lip


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 23, 2012, 01:08 am
No YOU"RE FUCKING STUPID you drunk asshole


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on July 23, 2012, 01:09 am
Kill all METSFANS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HyperGlavin on July 31, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey DM: stop making "ironic" posts in response to obvious spam accounts. We all get the joke. Thanks.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on August 06, 2012, 01:13 am
oh no my hand is texting my ex boyfriend

stop hand stop


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: StumpNasty on August 07, 2012, 12:05 am
Quote
heeeeey :)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on August 08, 2012, 12:36 am
Lollapalozlala gave me a new favorite drinking song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vedgTokXj04


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on August 08, 2012, 04:25 am
#gonnakillya


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Benny B on August 08, 2012, 04:23 pm
EFHRK, you are behind the times, baby. (http://dragonmtn.com/index.php?topic=242.msg18505#msg18505)

But congratulations on discovering one of my favorite bands.

fake edit: holy god I am fat in those videos.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on August 10, 2012, 12:50 am
There's some kinda japanese mvie on and Robert Wagner said it's cool and it's black and white so it must be fucking cool.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on August 10, 2012, 01:05 am
Robert Wagner lied to meeeee

What do I believe now?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on August 10, 2012, 05:35 am
holy shit all that whiskey and all that karaoke is good times. lets DRINK SOME OMRE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on August 11, 2012, 02:01 pm
Happy birthday to meeeee!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on August 11, 2012, 10:10 pm
I SAW SOME BAAAAAAAAAANDS.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLDSTAL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 11, 2012, 11:51 pm
I'm gonna kamikaze bomb this stupid Denzel movie, it's lame.

Also I just saw Facebook pictures of this weird girl from middle school and she's cute as heck now. Chest la vest or whatever the Frog term is.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on September 04, 2012, 10:50 pm
thanks for making a thread fior me dudes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on September 04, 2012, 10:51 pm
Yo let's go head and be honest: i totally knew that "for" was misspelled


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 09, 2012, 02:48 am
2 rum 2 coke


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on September 09, 2012, 09:06 pm
Last night and this morning were the best. I was wasted and the life of the party along with this drunk girl who was also wasted and the life of the party. Falling down next to the pool and puking into the grass never felt so liberating.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 11, 2012, 01:36 am
FUCK RUSHLINE
FUCK GOFIBO
FUCK AIN'T IT COOL
AND FUCK COMMKN

SO MUCH WINE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 11, 2012, 01:37 am
I COULD HAVE WENT TO FUCKINF ARGO AND MET BEN AFFLECK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on September 11, 2012, 09:36 pm
dying is probably going to happen eventually


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on September 11, 2012, 09:36 pm
it's likely


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 14, 2012, 12:20 am
i just watched a gay man slap the shit out of someone for no good reason, and laughed until the back of my head hurt

good night


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 15, 2012, 03:40 am
haha so much voxeke


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 15, 2012, 03:49 am
fuckoing hahahaha


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on September 15, 2012, 04:46 am
BYE BYE MIS AMERICNA PIE DORVE MY CHEVY TO THE E;VEY TUBT THE LEVY WAS DRIE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 16, 2012, 01:30 am
I am drunk hey and wiritjbg ids still easy enough duck you spaceboy and fucj your spelling.and grammar


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 16, 2012, 01:33 am
VIVACITY MEXICO CABRONES

SEE WATCH ME BE PLURILINGUIAL AND SHIT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on September 21, 2012, 09:55 am
THERE AINT NO PLACE I CANT ORDER PIZZA!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 06, 2012, 02:13 am
drunk and sleepy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fontelroy on October 07, 2012, 08:21 am
Why am I this drunk on a Sunday night at 12:30 when I have a pracise exsam tomorrow?!?!?! :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 15, 2012, 12:08 am
Learning new songs on guitar is imposible when druk but i gues im just gonna forget em tomorrow anyway


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 21, 2012, 09:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TRXzXG_gpo

INTO THE FUCKING REACTOR

WE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY

ONE FEL SWOOP AND YOU BEONOME A  EMEORY

AWAY WITH YOUR ACCURSED LIVES

INTO THE RACTORRRRR


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 23, 2012, 01:30 am
MOTHER
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDS
WHAT THEY MEAN WHAT THEY SAY
MOTHER

MOTHER
IM DRUNK ON A MONDAY NIGHT
TOMORROW MORNINGS REALLY GONNA SUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOH MOTHER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on October 23, 2012, 02:24 am
The man living in texas misses living in new york. The world says duh. It also says you ain't no man bitch. shut up and fetch me an iced tea. Sweetened or I'll fuck your mother, says the world.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 25, 2012, 10:21 pm
I'm not really that drunk but my boss sent me a picture of his thumb saying he crushed a spider's gooch so I guess that dude is wasted. What a 21st, huh?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 04, 2012, 04:06 am
I fuck dribks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on November 09, 2012, 01:09 am
slacktard butt wipe fart spartans are all up in mah FACE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 09, 2012, 10:46 pm
CHECK OUT THIS SUPER SCIENTIFIC PLAN I HAVE TO SEPARATE EMMA STONE AND ANDREW GARFIELD

I AM GONNA CONTINUE TO MENTALLY WILL HER TO KISS MY MOUTH AND THEN HOPEFULLY TELEKINESIS OCCURS THROUGH EVOLUTION OR WHATEVER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on November 10, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bondfiction is a fucking turbo nerd


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 11, 2012, 10:18 am
last night i was so drunk that i walked through a field and lost my phone AND shoes, plus a thornbush tore my face up. so i beat it by taking a nap in it for like 20 minutes. then i walked barefoot to the nearest town (like 5 miles) and a lady cop stopped me because she suspected me of vagrancy

also i'm still hammered


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on November 16, 2012, 05:49 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaheehee


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on November 16, 2012, 06:18 am
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PARADE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 17, 2012, 11:27 pm
I recorded a rap show and thgen go tfucking drunk as fuck good times


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on November 21, 2012, 01:52 am
this cookie is wonderful


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on November 21, 2012, 01:52 am
i just <3 u all


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 22, 2012, 03:03 am
We drinkin schnapps from the bottle son


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on November 22, 2012, 07:35 pm
Hsah. Thanksgiving to the older cousin who gave me a cup of vdodga... Haha. I vodka.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on November 22, 2012, 07:36 pm
My other cousin gave ne something else. It was brown and tasted like berries.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 22, 2012, 08:34 pm
dude that was poison

all alcohol is poison

teetotaler for life


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on November 22, 2012, 08:55 pm
I like me some poison


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on November 24, 2012, 05:04 am
poison rules


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on November 24, 2012, 08:24 pm
I am not drunk but I am  having a good time on this Vyvanse, yo. Shit I feel like freestyling or some shit.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 25, 2012, 08:55 am
PIGEONS ON THA ROOF LIKE GHOST DOG


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on November 25, 2012, 11:50 am
YOU NIGGAS NEED TO BUILD AN ARK CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO END A DROUGHT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 01, 2012, 02:52 am
Oh fuck im out of ice cream snadwihcs noooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 01, 2012, 03:55 am
THIS IS MY NEW DRUNK JAMS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEay0ofPcH0


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on December 04, 2012, 01:22 am
fuck my job


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on December 04, 2012, 04:52 am
Can I have your job?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 08, 2012, 01:07 pm
It's 1 Pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlfOWSr0pI


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Fontelroy on December 11, 2012, 01:21 pm
I'm pretty drunk and everyone else is asleep, but fuck them, I'm going to watch the sunrise, like I said I was.


Woooooh. I love stuff... I don't know. This is is a sunrise. Dragon Moutnain is awesome. Great forum... wait why am I leaving a review. I'm going. This is bad. I can't stop typing. Woooooooh. Sunrise! Also I found a heap of records I didn't know were in my house... woooooh... okay seeya.



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 11, 2012, 03:16 pm
i drink too much more than i care to admitDOES ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? DO YA?

ok then so i'll try to be a discreet drunk SORRY IF I DISTURBED ANYONE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on December 12, 2012, 02:09 am
The devil doesn't need sympathy, the devil is sympathetic.  That's what makes him an evil motherfucker.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 16, 2012, 09:07 pm
2 BEEEEEERRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZ


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 20, 2012, 09:51 pm
hey i dfeel kind if gr eat righ tnw


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on December 20, 2012, 09:51 pm
nonno no no wait i feel terrilbe onh gotd i'm goind to throw up


STAND CLEAR ERRBODY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 23, 2012, 03:02 am
Immmmmmm drunl


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 23, 2012, 08:12 pm
Let's see how far I can get into this guy tonight

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on December 23, 2012, 11:26 pm
rip bondfiction he was a guy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 23, 2012, 11:51 pm
I don't think that's true.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 24, 2012, 02:24 am
Say goodnight gracie

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on December 28, 2012, 12:18 am
JDATE movie's fuckin rad as hell. There is no debate.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on December 28, 2012, 05:36 am
duck shoes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on January 01, 2013, 01:43 am
YAaaaaAaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on January 01, 2013, 02:38 am
2013: year of bitches


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on January 08, 2013, 03:39 am
IM IN THE KITCHEN

YAMS EVERYWHERE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Thicket on January 16, 2013, 09:49 pm
crispin glover


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on January 24, 2013, 06:56 pm
yeah it's my birthday bitches out to get drunk and go bolwing necessarily in that order



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 26, 2013, 07:41 pm
killing me won't bring back your god damn honey


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 01, 2013, 01:31 am
IN THE STREETS WITH A HEATER UNDER MY DUNGAREES. DREAMS OF ME GETTING SHADED UNDER A MONEY TREE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 01, 2013, 03:04 am
No cred for the dead man


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 02, 2013, 01:57 am
All the Asian girls in this mother shoutin that Kanye


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 02, 2013, 02:34 am
Oh dear


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 02, 2013, 03:47 am
2 CHAIIIIIINNNZZZZ


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 02, 2013, 03:48 am
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 04, 2013, 01:12 am
superstool al bundy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on February 08, 2013, 12:44 am
CHAIN LIGHNIN, TOO HARD TO FIGHT
HOTTER THAN HELL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
CHAIN LIGHTNIN, OUT OF CONTROL
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART AND STRAIGHT TO YOUR SOUL
CHAIN LIGHTNIN, HEAVENS ABOVE
ANOTHER DAY OLDER IM STILL SEARCHIN FOR LOVE
CHAIN LIGHTNIN, TOO HARD TO FIGHT
AND IT'S HOTTER THAN HELL IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT

IMA GROW A MULLET


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 08, 2013, 02:08 am
A case of beer just walked into my life. How many mullets should I growth?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 09, 2013, 04:31 am
i just drove home in reverse


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 09, 2013, 04:43 am
probably the dumbest thing I have ever done


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 09, 2013, 04:52 am
goodnight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 09, 2013, 04:42 pm
were you drunk when you did it? because that would be very impressive


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 09, 2013, 04:57 pm
Yes. It wasn't a very long drive, a couple minutes maybe.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 09, 2013, 11:31 pm
FUCK YOU CHRONICleS EVERYONE IS DECATHECTING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 10, 2013, 02:03 am
Yes. It wasn't a very long drive, a couple minutes maybe.

What's it like being a hero?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 10, 2013, 02:46 am
one of the last times i drove drunk i crashed into a mailbox. drunk driving is dumb as hell


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 10, 2013, 03:18 am
drunk driving is dumb as hell

Don't you think that's kind of unfair to hell?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on February 10, 2013, 03:20 am
probably the dumbest thing I have ever done


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 10, 2013, 03:21 am
I think you're better tahn regret, dude.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 10, 2013, 04:24 am
to be real though when you have a drinking problem, driving drunk becomes "easy". tolerance effects BAC. things are much harder when you're an addict


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on February 10, 2013, 09:59 am
To be even more real though, stop getting in your cars drunk you dickheads.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: norumaru on February 10, 2013, 11:01 am
tolerance effects BAC.
that does not make any sense


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 10, 2013, 12:26 pm
yeah i posted that drunk. i meant when you drink more and gain a higher tolerance (you "level up"!!!! ^___^) you begin to become more coherent & coordinated at higher BACs

anyway i've driven drunk a lot in the past when i was young and stupid and it's probably the worst thing i've ever done and i've paid a thankfully low price for that

the last time i did that was about two years ago

edit: let's get back to funny drunk posts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 10, 2013, 04:58 pm
back?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on February 12, 2013, 08:26 pm
Woooooiooiihstraviutiee dasvidany mía bambina


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on February 12, 2013, 08:29 pm
Russians all over my floor good thing the Moet is on the all inclusive


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 15, 2013, 11:16 pm
WHAT EVER Let's just fight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 16, 2013, 12:34 am
keep the cosmic slop coming songza. bring the funk and soothe my brain


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 16, 2013, 02:51 am
I have no idea how I'm going to make it back to my apartment. Autocorrect is fixing literally every word in typing here.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 17, 2013, 12:22 am
Use auto correct to communicate a cab to your location baby.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 17, 2013, 04:08 am
I can't even like

Righ not

I can't


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 17, 2013, 02:17 pm
Are you okay, dude?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 19, 2013, 01:13 am
I am running in my students' union election now and I probably am campaigning real stupid so far. gonna have to vet that in the mornin'.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 20, 2013, 02:17 am
don't watch horror films while drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 21, 2013, 12:32 am
Aiight so yesterday i got my punkass car stuck six miles up, heading backdown after dropping my fiend who wnted to live there (b/c he dumb slash something of a badadd) Missionary Ridge and some snowmobillotomists happened byand drove me down to get cell signal to call  tow trucklist.
THe first preson I call said tey don't have 5WD and to call literally anyone else and I do and the guy James who's on call says it'll be two hours before they can even dispatch people so probably call someone else. I call James back and say two hours is probably the best time I'll get. He says "ok man I'll load up my truck, I'm about a thirty minute drive from the bottom of the mountaunea" The sowmillsmen give me a ride a little further down  where snowmoblamateurs gather where the road starts to get snowy. James the towtrucksmith comes and picks me up halfway up the mountan and we start hacking it up the hill and our asses get stuck several times and he has to turn around. At some point the conversation touches on recent state legistllation but i'll skip those details.   
Anyway one of the snowbowlers Matt gave my buddy and my dog a ride back down the mountain from my stuck ass vehicle and James gives us a lift to the motel. My other buddy ultimately we called search and rescue for, and it was.... unnecessary. Fuck man this fuckin guy. I love him thouw
This morning I'm squatting in cabin of Matt's backhoe slipping and sliding up the mountain and we have to pull my bitch ass bullshit motherfucking awesome car by a chain where there's a three foot drop from the groomed compacted snow trail road thing and then I drive it five miles per whore back down the mountain behind the tractor and looked good doing it.
Oh yeah and this morning the buddy who we were dropping off got us kicke dout of the motel because he let his dog out without a leash and the dog barged into the owner's house attacked his german shepherd and almost got run over.
Believe it or not it's been a fun trip.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 21, 2013, 10:46 pm
Have you always kicked ass Madpiper?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on February 22, 2013, 12:49 am
i'm so tired
tired and red


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 22, 2013, 01:34 am
citrus burnetts vodka is like animal piss


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 22, 2013, 02:38 am
all burnetts is animal piss you moron


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 22, 2013, 02:40 am
you know when i'm drinking by myself i tend not to go top shelf


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 22, 2013, 03:08 am
WHy? seems like I waste? Just drink IPA and pretend you are a human being with aname brother


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 22, 2013, 04:07 am
1.75 liters of liquor for less than $15, that is why I am not drinking IPA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on February 22, 2013, 09:01 am
and here's me just bought 0.7 litres of alcohol for $160


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 22, 2013, 08:50 pm
I have never kicked ass thanks for asking


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 22, 2013, 08:50 pm
Sent from my iPhone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on February 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Got burnt playing tennis.  Fuck this rad country.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on February 23, 2013, 08:05 pm
Man, sometimes I miss the old internet. (http://www.abduct.com/worley/worley68.php)

FOREVER GRATITUDE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 23, 2013, 11:29 pm
Dudes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 24, 2013, 12:04 am
friends romans countrymen lend me your balls


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 24, 2013, 12:24 am
I'd like to hear more about this testicular investment.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on February 24, 2013, 12:40 am
It's more of a divestment really.

Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 24, 2013, 01:14 am
It's the futuredome, you're not supposed to feel anything anyway


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on February 24, 2013, 03:15 am
I'm doin' pretty good tonight ladies and gents.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on February 24, 2013, 07:03 am
I motherfuggin hate all y'all


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 24, 2013, 02:56 pm
:(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 24, 2013, 09:41 pm
I motherfuggin hate all y'all

Who are you?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 25, 2013, 02:35 am
Oscars so hard moherfuckers wanna fine me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 25, 2013, 03:44 am
IT'S THE PASSION IN THIS BITCH
IT'S THR PASSION IN THIS BITCH
IT'S THE PASSIONS IN THIS BITCH
IT'S THE PASSION IN THIS BITCH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 25, 2013, 03:45 am
We don't give a fuck man we don't give a fuck
WE DINT GIVE A FUXK MAN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on February 25, 2013, 05:03 am
Do not even attempt fondue when you're wasted


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 27, 2013, 12:38 am
MAPDIETR6


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 27, 2013, 01:10 am
JUST ME, FREDDIE. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES YOU. JUST ME. YOU'RE FUCKING DRUNK, AND I'M DONE WITH YOU

*TURNS AROUND IN PRISON CELL AND TAKES A PISS*


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 27, 2013, 01:22 am
why did i have been drinking, i have obligationz


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on February 27, 2013, 01:23 am
my dog bit my facelip


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on March 01, 2013, 01:58 am
Listening to the Pixies all up in this what what, drunk butts can't even raise a holla like it ain't even a thing that makes people wanna jank that hot nard.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on March 01, 2013, 02:01 am
All hail the dark lord Jesus.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 01, 2013, 02:05 am
there's a snake in here amy

(justin timberlake's first scene in social netowrk co-stars don johnson's daughter)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on March 02, 2013, 03:09 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU

THAT GIRL IS POOOOISOOOOOOON


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 05, 2013, 01:27 am
i will finish this last glass of wine i will even iff it kills me i can feel it creeping up my throat but i am stronger and i have aspirin fuck you wine


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 05, 2013, 01:42 am
oh yes i win you weak wine motherfuckr


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on March 07, 2013, 05:42 pm
Spring break bitches


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 07, 2013, 06:47 pm
I'm still twenty for a few months, but America has still served me beer at restaurants and gas stations. I don't think that they know how to read my Canadian ID.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 07, 2013, 09:36 pm
They really don't. Two years ago, I was in Delaware when a waitress looked at my Ontario drivers license. She couldn't find the birthday section and then accused me of using a phony ID because "there's no state called Ontario".


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 07, 2013, 11:04 pm
God bless America


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 08, 2013, 01:17 am
*christian bale tough voice* i'm scatman. scatman crothers from the shining


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on March 08, 2013, 02:31 am
Zop bipity bop birthday.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on March 09, 2013, 11:41 pm
I went downstairs to get a new drink and when I came back the old one was full, I think magic.

Also what kind of launch date is Tuesday.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on March 10, 2013, 12:21 am
Yo, Fable1, L4D2, other stuff. Tuesday's the shit for launch days.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on March 10, 2013, 01:07 am
this shit is hard to upstate on my phone sh8iiiiiiiiit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 11, 2013, 05:30 pm
i want you to shit not just into me but all the way through me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on March 19, 2013, 09:49 pm
Why would that be any fun? You are the skinniest piece of shit I've ever seen. You are tissue paper compared to shit. I talked  through you 20 words ago.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on March 20, 2013, 05:13 pm
down a notch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
I'm not drunk, I'm just okay.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 22, 2013, 11:24 pm
this is 40 is a pretty funny movie i like it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 24, 2013, 12:22 am
ey you lets music this mumu








ey wai t do u have a bad compuer dont umu mu mu mu


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on March 24, 2013, 10:14 pm
MY BRIN WONT DHIT THE EHLL UP

SHUT TTUP BRAIN UP SHIT UP


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on March 24, 2013, 11:15 pm
we got nbothin beotththan to do
than twatch tv an d hvavwe a coulpe ofd brews

dont talk anbout anytrhing else we dont wanna now
we're just dedcicated to your favorteite shshhows

magnum ip


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on March 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
dont even gonna bother to unbse mym brain anemore
 there's nothing left in it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: HappyDays on March 25, 2013, 01:22 am
i'm drunk and angry about things that I shouldn't be nagry about because they're not even a part of my real life.goddamnit. i'm basically saying goodbye to a chapter of my life but not really. this makes no sense out of context. if you were drunk you'd understand. That's not true, but you'd probably empathzize wiTh me anways eh?

I HATE THE INTERNET


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 27, 2013, 11:34 pm
hey guys whats up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 29, 2013, 12:59 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3-Nw3bEASY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: laktose on March 29, 2013, 05:20 pm
I LIKR BUTTBLOY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 30, 2013, 12:02 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqETyU9k0lM


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 30, 2013, 01:03 am
 so drunk am leaning on my elbows som much that i t has made a mark dont know if i'm falling asleep or passing out  there is an actual groove on my elbows from leaning on the edge of the table

groovy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on March 30, 2013, 05:20 am
whoa whoa whoa who mixed all this weed my all this liquor who did that oh man it was me oh jeez


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on April 02, 2013, 08:17 pm
i just want you all to know i hate myself too


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 04, 2013, 12:32 am
fuck josh peck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on April 06, 2013, 02:02 am
Can you hear that sound of heart pounding bump what thumps these lumps can't bang this haoot nard


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 06, 2013, 03:39 am
Ok so we can all agree that in a perfect world Lane Pryce and that black girl from the playboy club fuckin all day would be mad men season 6 right


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on April 06, 2013, 03:39 am
occasionally they show up to scdp to punch pete


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on April 06, 2013, 08:26 pm
oh i THINK that I know, he bitter dismay
of a lover who brought fresh vboquets every day


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on April 06, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ed Edd n Eddy marathon come on over guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 09, 2013, 12:42 am
teen drinking is very bad

yo i got a fake i.d. doe


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: GoMichael on April 09, 2013, 10:42 pm
Haha I listened to that song when I was playing Ocarina of Time so now all I think about when I hear it is the Lost Woods instead of a shitty rapper bragging about getting slightly drunk.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: GoMichael on April 09, 2013, 11:07 pm
In much the same way that Steinbeck novels remind me of the band America and vice versa. What other random connections between different forms of media you experienced around the same time can you guys think of?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)ubk
Post by: EFHRK on April 14, 2013, 12:45 am
Get I'm s


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on April 14, 2013, 05:02 am
Still too drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on April 18, 2013, 12:59 am
woo hooo boy i tell you what


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 18, 2013, 01:16 am
wino unchained


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Jacob on April 20, 2013, 01:08 pm
vegan caterers
niggas never handled beef once


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on April 21, 2013, 01:48 am
Smooches on the cheekses not as fun as smooches on the lipses


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on April 22, 2013, 09:23 pm
It's impossible to get to high! I'm reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly hugh. Watch these letters break, man.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Drunky McStumble on April 24, 2013, 09:20 am
Fuck everyoen


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 26, 2013, 10:41 pm
I hear murder plans from  dope fiends with elephant hands

Snots in they nostril the block is hostile


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on April 27, 2013, 01:26 am
Frunkr


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: GoMichael on April 28, 2013, 11:49 pm
alcohol is the devil's liquid fuck drunkenness turn to Christ


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 02, 2013, 08:53 pm
It is hard to upstate this thread on a cell hprone thwle pissing

FUUIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 03, 2013, 02:10 am
the hot new trend is being crazy & white

i'm having a three way with amanda bynes & miley cyrus


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 04, 2013, 05:40 am
Dr Dre Gatsby


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on May 04, 2013, 11:53 am
I beatbox pretty good


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on May 04, 2013, 08:21 pm
I promise you you don't


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 15, 2013, 08:38 pm
OH FUCK WHEN DID HTIS HAPPEN?? WHEN DID I GETDR UK,??


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on May 18, 2013, 10:54 am
Life is good.


I especially liked the part where he chops the Russian mob leader in the neck and collapses his trachea causing him to choke to death.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on May 18, 2013, 01:28 pm
Wu tang


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 20, 2013, 05:28 am
Gonna quote this post tomorrow in the hangover thread.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on May 20, 2013, 05:30 am
Man, I have terrible vision.

Right eye alone is workable, but left eye alone is shit. Someone laser me in the face.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on May 20, 2013, 09:22 pm
Life is bad. So bad, but Africa


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on May 20, 2013, 09:32 pm
RETARD ROCK FUCK YEAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qatK1Y693E


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 22, 2013, 10:24 pm
i love head doctors and i don't mean a psychiatrist

bitches with that lip grip tighter than a gorilla fist


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 23, 2013, 12:18 am
BITCH I MIGHT BE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 25, 2013, 11:40 pm
It is very Tuck ng hard tblbwrite in this thread on my cell phone


W9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 26, 2013, 12:04 am
wooooooooohooooo

I¿m back from vacations and all  i have to say is butts butts butts butts
seriously butts all over the place such pretty butts on girls and guys and cars even lizards with really cute curly butts

also lotsa rum great rum o si viva cuba libre


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 26, 2013, 12:09 am
also tehre was no internet so getting drunk and not tweeting or seeing any of you guys for a while was, eeeh, unusual

by no means life-inhibiting but unusual


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 26, 2013, 10:59 pm
9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 01, 2013, 01:28 am
If I'm not back here by tomorrow night, know that I tried


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 01, 2013, 03:05 am
i watched a bad movie

this bad liquor is moving me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 02, 2013, 01:24 am
where do i see myself in a few years?

i see myself drinking a few beers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 12, 2013, 10:36 pm
rum is the best i can't believe i still haven't finished this rum it 9s the best


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 12, 2013, 11:00 pm
haha oh fuck what does this say about my internet behaviour or just my behaviour in general


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 16, 2013, 12:26 am
2 fuyyuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 16, 2013, 12:40 am
Someone is playin MOTHERFUKING TIP DRILL WHAT THE SHIT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 16, 2013, 02:06 am
I Judy spilled subsist Lll over my fucking new shirt


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 25, 2013, 12:30 am
I'm dunker than a mitherfucket


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 25, 2013, 01:19 am
Guay  all 91 I n grin aafnguvck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on June 25, 2013, 01:58 am
i agree with efrjkdl


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 25, 2013, 02:03 am
Grendel ybrhrjhehrhbyoybrve


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on June 25, 2013, 02:12 am
edhfnucking. nnranria fwork tomromm mwnfdif


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 25, 2013, 03:15 am
Fuck  toy balm I am the drinker miter via key


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on June 25, 2013, 04:25 am
I don't ren give a fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on June 25, 2013, 04:35 am
I'm an olympic fuckin medalist at wasting time


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
holy shiti am translating literature again some old stuff i thought was from 2011 but it was actually from 2007

i wish twitter let you post short stories


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 26, 2013, 12:21 am
i wish i could get paid to just go from college to college and give speeches to kids about how TM101 & 102 by young jeezy are the best albums of all time


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 26, 2013, 07:39 pm
seee i'm not an alcoholic, it took me all the way untill june to finish off the booze cabinet i amassed for christmas 2012

^5, moderation


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: NapalmZ on June 30, 2013, 10:12 am
i always drink in moderation.


ps, moderation is an imaginary toun that exists wrever i am.


why does "m" look like "rr"?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 03, 2013, 12:24 am
my parents will be visiting tomorrow, and if it's not today it  migght be not be for another couple of weeks

so drink up up up up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on July 06, 2013, 09:00 am
Who the fuck wants a pizza?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on July 14, 2013, 04:02 am
CAN

HE

GO

ALL

THE

WAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 22, 2013, 10:38 pm
POISONOUS PARAGRAPHS

SMASH YOUR PHONOGRAPH IN HALF

IT BE THE INSPECTAH DECK ON THE WARPATH

FIRST CLASS

LEAVING MICS WITH A CAST

CAUSING RUCKUS LIKE AFTERMATH WHEN GUNS BLAST

RUN FAST

HERE COMES THE VERBAL ASSAULTER

RHYMES RUNNING WILD LIKE A CHILD IN A WALKER



Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 22, 2013, 10:39 pm
GORILLAS INJECTED WITH STRENGTH OF 80 MIDGETS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 23, 2013, 11:17 pm
I don't own a brandy snifter so I drank brandy out of a short magic bullet glass because it's the closest thing we have


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on July 23, 2013, 11:23 pm
YEEZUS JUST ROSE AGAIN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Nicol on July 28, 2013, 07:37 am
It would be cool to just hang out with Timbaland. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAK2cirOk1w)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 30, 2013, 02:01 am
stayd up all night to get drunky


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 30, 2013, 05:11 pm
wine all night beer all day

i locked my keys in my car toeday
estoy bien güey


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on July 30, 2013, 05:20 pm
did you just write a country song


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 30, 2013, 07:43 pm
i just rhymed day with today
so yeah i guess


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 30, 2013, 08:39 pm
wine all night and beer all day
all folks wanna be mee they say

got up dis mornin drank a lot of coffeey
then went out to check my car was ok

oh yeah and by the way
shuttin ur keys inside causes much dismay

drank wine last night, just beer today
now watchin avatar in 3d bluray

active 3Dglasses  reading this screen looking pretty strange they flicker a great deal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 01, 2013, 10:35 pm
my dog had puppies today and half ate the firstborn's head before i snatched it away then  buried it and went off to work

and people wonder why  i drikn and drink and i never want to stop
also i have two healthy puppies, they are very cute


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on August 07, 2013, 10:38 am
Stop posting while I eat this pie and wait for my birthday to start.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on August 09, 2013, 01:51 pm
NOT DOIN TOO WELL GUYS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on August 17, 2013, 11:46 pm
I've made a decision. After thoughtless, drunken debate and Careful analysis of my more reactionary feelings, there can be no other selection.

The greatest song of all time is, in my opinion, Bob Seger's Turn the Page.

In a very, very close second: Nights in White Satin by The Moody Blues.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on August 18, 2013, 12:36 am
hahaha yeah right everyone knows the greatest song of all time is Mississippi Queen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 18, 2013, 06:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyuXouq8O4


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on August 23, 2013, 02:44 am
i am drunk chatting all my facebook friends that are online at 2am

its p fun


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on August 23, 2013, 08:26 am
Fuck y'all it's bmy best friend's pre-wedding night and I'm drinkigt eh chaviest beer to haveever chaved


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on August 23, 2013, 02:46 pm
thanks for the pizzas nistal!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on August 23, 2013, 08:42 pm
Bullshit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 24, 2013, 11:27 pm
1) i just moved into my new apartment

2) this is the saddest song ever:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r14Vi5L19BY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on August 28, 2013, 01:22 pm
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Hard cider is better than beer discuss debate tips :)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on August 28, 2013, 03:46 pm
hard cider is different but also good, comparison is unnecessary.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on August 29, 2013, 10:36 am
Dry cider is good.  Sweet cider is good for one or maybe two bottles; after that it tastes like tomorrow's hangover.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Drunkbastard69 on August 30, 2013, 01:18 am
Why is the screen so wonkey
That is wild


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on August 30, 2013, 03:52 pm
holy shit he's right, how long has this been going on?!!?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on September 04, 2013, 10:23 pm
My life is falling apart but so far everything seems like I can fight it. With my fists.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on September 06, 2013, 01:49 am
I love all you bitches


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 07, 2013, 11:29 pm
oh ffuck nooo i musrt save face


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 08, 2013, 05:27 pm
hyphy music and vodka and football

no post in this thread is good


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 08, 2013, 05:32 pm
i demand that you eat more food, if you're reading this eat food


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 08, 2013, 05:33 pm
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 08, 2013, 05:36 pm
LCD Soundsister


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 08, 2013, 06:15 pm
I bought on a 1.5 liter bottle of malbec on Friday so I would have a good weekend but still had half of it left today. Ooops.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 08, 2013, 06:37 pm
did you know they make maple syrup flavored burnetts vodka


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on September 08, 2013, 06:47 pm
yes. i am a connoisseur of burnetts as it is made a mere sixty miles from my home


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 08, 2013, 06:50 pm
i am sorry to hear that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 09, 2013, 12:55 am
thanky ou clam mccgregor! youre not so bad after all


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on September 09, 2013, 09:06 pm
does any1 else remembered the story were cheese got arrested for sexually harassing some random lady on the radio?

or was that a fever dream


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on September 10, 2013, 04:07 pm
Burnette's maple syrup vodka goes great with pancakes. Just pour some into the batter.

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Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 14, 2013, 05:36 pm
"mice are just fag rats" - bsam


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on September 14, 2013, 05:52 pm
(via stewart lee)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on September 14, 2013, 07:00 pm
yes. i am a connoisseur of burnetts


Living up to your literally 15 title


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 14, 2013, 08:23 pm
drunk
on
the
internet


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 14, 2013, 08:55 pm
UMI SO FUCKING ZXRUNK DOFAMMITH


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 14, 2013, 09:21 pm
IM SP FUICLKING fdruknk tihg tnow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 24, 2013, 05:43 pm
wife is away visiting family

this might be the worst thing thathsa ever happened to my liver and it's not  yet even 6 pm on DAY 1


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 24, 2013, 10:44 pm
Well fuck this karaoke just won't let me sing wtf


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 25, 2013, 04:47 am
what


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2013, 12:33 am
Yesssss two empty bars in a row and here I am not giving a single fuck


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2013, 12:45 am
I haven't found a single chair that doesn't smell of mold


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2013, 01:08 am
Critical buzz levels have been achieved
l
 mission is a half hearted success although at least I could sing tonight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 27, 2013, 01:34 am
well i have been drunk all day every day for a week straight i give up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2013, 10:02 pm
i just fpound another litre of beer!

it was in the freezer and hopefully hasn't yet turned rto sñlush and even iff who cares


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on September 27, 2013, 10:09 pm
weeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2013, 11:58 pm
all out of beer and i have nnmo coke for rumm

:(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 28, 2013, 12:14 am
found scweheppes and some whisky this has been the besetest easter efgg huntever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on September 28, 2013, 05:13 am
Pingollum for Bondfiction 2014


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on September 28, 2013, 07:50 am
HahahGHaha this looks so weird on my phone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 29, 2013, 08:29 pm
heeeeey it seems that all i needed ws a one-day break to get back on my feet

back on the straight and narrow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 29, 2013, 11:33 pm
i just touched noses with a gecko
i'm not even kidding


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: JonasSalk on October 02, 2013, 11:46 pm
Real shit dis nor google mail, my niggas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 03, 2013, 12:31 am
just went into a barber shop as michael and it was being robbed. as soon as the thieves ran out i gunned them down with an AK in the middle of the street, then got a haircut


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on October 03, 2013, 12:59 am
by 2015 all Bondfiction posts will be in this thread, regardless of content


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 03, 2013, 01:08 am
Only YOU can prevent Bondfictions


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on October 05, 2013, 11:10 am
Word up futuredome.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 06, 2013, 02:59 am
born in ght fields listen to the rice when the wind loews cross the water


pleeeease let thee crops grow tall



pretty soon the carnivalon thje edge of town


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 12, 2013, 05:59 am
I'M FREAKIN PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEEN DRINKIN GREEN TEA ALL GOD DAMN DAY!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 16, 2013, 01:18 am
Bring back the shaking so  can pule more.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 17, 2013, 02:43 am
i want to shit and then eat my own shit and then shit that eaten shit out and then stomp around in the shitted shit like a god damn dinosaur, pal


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 17, 2013, 02:41 pm
BEER COMPANIES HATE HIM!!!!!
WEEIRD DAD DISCOVERS MEXICAN SHORTHCUT TO GET DRUNK FASTER

(don't eat just drindk and start early)

PM ME FOR MORE DTEAILS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 17, 2013, 09:23 pm

Dear anonymous,

I know you asked me this in a personal message, so i shall respect your privacy as much as i can. However, since this advice is of use to all of humanity, i feel compelled to share this information publically, and i will henceforward refer to you with a nickname: Metsfun. 

1. what i said in the previous post.
(don't eat just drindk and start early)

2. drink sweet drinks. sugar gets into your blood faster than non sugary-drinks. I don't know the science and this isn't the science thread. It is the wasted thread. Go ask oball if you're still curious. just don't go asking that other guy who thinks that a plane can't take off from a treadmill

3. drink your drink with a straw. drinking drinks with a straw accelerates their alcohol moleclues or something and that gets you drunk fast. ask oball. i think this also has something to do with how you can really get drunk if you smoke a hookah with bacardi instead of water, because alcohol molecules are far more active when you inhale them as a gas than when they are liquid? i don't know. ask bondfiction

Also, just as an aside, this might not be true if you are a stripper, metsfun. See in some places, strippers, when socialising with customers, usually drink a special drink that might seem alcohol-based to a layman, but in reality, the barkeep has it specially prepared by making the brandy/whisky/rum float at the top, while the bottom is just mixer. she must alwasy, with her straw, sip from the bottom of the glass, and as soon as she's nearly finished, the waiter will replace her drink. A suspicious patron may ask to try the drink, but since men avoid sipping straws 99% of the time, the patron will undoubtedly drink from the top of the cup and choke on the massive amount of alcohol concentrated there and hopefully die

Also i read someplace that you can get drunk just by shaking a bottle of liquor until the alcohol molecules get really pissed off and get you drunk twice as fast as normal

4. get depressed. being depressed gets you drunk faster. there's some actual body chemistry involved. don't know wht exactly, not writing a cracked article here.

5. cold drinks? cold drinks get you drunk faster? no no no no i think that's the other way around... hot alcoholic drinks such as Cucarachas or Banderillas suck ass anyways, don't ever drink those

6. white wine fuck whit wine don't ever drink white wine

7. you owe me $150 usd for these tips

8. Mix drinks! drink beer then whisky, then red wine, then wine mixed with bacardi, then a bit of beer, then some crème de menthe, then some white russians

9. vodka is the worst

10. no wait tequila is the worst

11. why get drunk quickly anyway?

i think that is the most important lesson here, METSFUN. the longer your party lasts, the better. don't get drunk quickly. at least, don't get wasted quickly. enjoy your drinks, and make them last

sincerely,
pingo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on October 17, 2013, 10:18 pm
Ha, Evilspud asked me to order him a pizza and they wrote "fuck you spud" on the box. Ha.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 26, 2013, 01:08 am
I am drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 26, 2013, 02:22 am
I really really err ally hope I can make it home tonight


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 26, 2013, 03:23 am
Hahahahahahajajajajahhahagahaha holy shot I made it home I am the greatest


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on October 26, 2013, 09:59 am
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

NINE INCH NAILS

MARCH 14TH

this is when i die


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 30, 2013, 02:48 am
aww daammit i want tdo drink more but sleeepy
such tired

wow

so bed


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on October 30, 2013, 11:16 am
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/62690_10153384968440627_47035171_n.jpg)

I got red on me.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 30, 2013, 09:47 pm
[21:34] <+Jogre> fuck i had a perfect ocsobre but i failed two times in the past three days. sorry bsam :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 31, 2013, 12:30 am
i have no idea idea waht is going on anymore but i am the king of puns in irc


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on November 01, 2013, 01:27 am
I REMEMBERED  HALLOWEEN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 01, 2013, 10:02 am
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

COME ON FUCK A GUY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on November 01, 2013, 04:12 pm
I just drunk posted on aldeeran's facebook wall :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: RummyLu on November 01, 2013, 04:14 pm
it's possible I seemed racist.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 02, 2013, 12:21 am
the guys downstairs are blasting drake songs real heavy and you know what fuck this i'm going to talk to them


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 02, 2013, 12:39 am
I REMEMBERED  HALLOWEEN

fuck yeah, hollloween is teh best holloday


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 02, 2013, 10:12 pm
ONE HAND ON MY DICK AND THE OTHER ON MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on November 03, 2013, 02:16 am
dude shut up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 03, 2013, 02:43 am
NO


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 03, 2013, 02:44 am
EAT MY FUCKING SHIT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on November 03, 2013, 05:04 am
i am in a house with no bread! no bread at all!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 03, 2013, 06:22 am
BUY SOME BREAD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on November 03, 2013, 09:46 am
he can't, he doesn't have any bread


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on November 03, 2013, 09:59 am
VVVVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - this is the sound i am making right now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on November 06, 2013, 03:03 am
foddamnifutiredowm move MOVE goddamn you


MOVe motherfucikjker


MOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on November 06, 2013, 03:04 am
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on November 06, 2013, 03:05 am
ill punch youok


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on November 08, 2013, 04:30 am
I fucking hate you Goat. I'm just now remembering how much I miss that fudge war nonsense. Shit was enjoyable!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Citizen Snips on November 09, 2013, 10:54 pm
drink that malbec


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 10, 2013, 12:31 am
wooo 2q birthay everyon buts you drinks 21 birthday sould be ery dayu


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 10, 2013, 12:31 am
forevery 21


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 11, 2013, 08:44 pm
HYPHEN

HYPHEN

HYPHEN

- - - - -

THE HAUNTING HYPHEN -


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 11, 2013, 09:11 pm
hyphens - what would we do without them? mate - let me tell you - we would do zilch.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 11, 2013, 10:07 pm
What is your go-to Monday night drink?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 11, 2013, 10:10 pm
Mate - i rather enjoy a nice mix - perhaps bourbon-coca-cola


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 12, 2013, 12:54 am
I don't even know what day it is


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 12, 2013, 12:58 am
And people talking about destiny and shit

Destiny ain't shit I call my own shots
Vodka shots tequila shots any shot I like


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on November 16, 2013, 02:15 am
urp


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 17, 2013, 03:05 am
I am the Ddrunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 17, 2013, 04:06 am
It's 3am and u drank a whole bottle whiskey tog ought sin in still feeling it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on November 17, 2013, 04:30 am
i fuck the music with my serpent tongue


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on November 17, 2013, 05:13 am
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Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 27, 2013, 05:35 am
swaying indie kitsch gives way to poignant soulful crooning


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 27, 2013, 05:35 am
"buzzwords" says the anime CEO ad exec


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on November 27, 2013, 05:42 am
fuckya;llllll


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on November 27, 2013, 06:53 pm
drynk and off to the dorctoorrrr

but dr's cool and non judfnjmental so its all good!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 07, 2013, 03:45 am
sow awesomen i have to work tomeorrowi should really get to sleep

also don't forger to ask the dr just to make sure about the rhing on the thing like a thing


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 07, 2013, 03:46 am
just to make sure that it ain't no thing


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 07, 2013, 04:53 am
my roommate made a bowl of ravioli and then just tried to sit down in the chair next to me and the chair tipped over and the ravioli flew everywhere and now he is really mad but i can't stop laughing


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 07, 2013, 09:01 pm
Woo Sporting KC bes MLS team!!!!!

also this song (http://grooveshark.com/s/Gonna+Take+A+Miracle/4zXiPY?src=5)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 07, 2013, 09:18 pm
i am the drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 07, 2013, 09:35 pm
the incredibles is on the disney channel

the incredibles is like 10 years old

i am old and i am dying


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 07, 2013, 10:35 pm
i am officialy the drunkest





time to partyu


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 08, 2013, 12:35 am
Partaaaaaaaaay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 08, 2013, 05:09 am
Did you guys dvfn line I took  two cabs and went fj taco brkkbtojigbit o


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 12, 2013, 04:01 am
invest in lotsa dogecoin and drink lotas beer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on December 12, 2013, 04:30 am
                   Dogecoin

                                                        Such value

  Many profits

                                             Wow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on December 14, 2013, 04:52 am
my friend wont stop singing neutral milk hotel


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on December 14, 2013, 05:19 am
That sounds like a Jeffrey Lewis song


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on December 14, 2013, 05:59 am
i love yju jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on December 22, 2013, 01:36 am
I kiled allt he bikers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 22, 2013, 02:53 am
merry chrsitmas mom and dad i thought i wouldnt0 drink sa much once oyou got here but apparently NOT it seems you were right iand i have hno shame


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 24, 2013, 09:13 pm
Yeah mom and dad you're the best I love you (http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcStKJ5CAAEYzQR.jpg)

I love all you guys happy holidays


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 01, 2014, 01:29 am
4 stacks for the heels on my bitch feet


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on January 01, 2014, 01:35 am
Get fucked on none wh years


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on January 01, 2014, 01:47 am
happy new FART


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 01, 2014, 01:55 am
free the wave


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 19, 2014, 01:17 am
booz has been making my ears warm lately


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on January 22, 2014, 02:29 am
i am drunk and playting games on the internert


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on January 24, 2014, 12:32 am
in 28 minutes i will be 31. isn't making me feel very happy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on January 24, 2014, 09:37 pm
HEy it0s sitll my birthday keep it flowin put ti all on my tab


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on January 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
white fudge chunky chips ahoey

delicious


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on January 24, 2014, 11:49 pm
cold as hell here this time o'year, had to give my bud a toque and a pair of deerskin mitts so he wouldn't freeze his balls off on the trot home.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on January 25, 2014, 05:07 pm
Ah this birthdays gonna kill me

Even if it doesn't I still have next year to try again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on January 26, 2014, 02:19 am
helped a friend ring in her 21st. i  cant feel my face


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on January 26, 2014, 02:25 am
cant feel your facing is the best thing


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on January 26, 2014, 02:27 am
i know rifhht?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 26, 2014, 11:13 am
I drank Wild Turkey for 13 hours now I'm gonna watch The Raid. This is how I handle my business.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on February 18, 2014, 02:26 am
gas mask machete and tighty whities but i really need to sleep now

seeya tomorrow TD


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on February 22, 2014, 02:08 am
Yeah we got peanuts from the drugstore the street
Fuck you bar you can't hold us down


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 23, 2014, 12:36 am
i'm sure the green goblin can afford more fuckin bacon


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: 88FingersLouie on February 28, 2014, 10:59 pm
i had a dream about your mother., she laid a on a pile of apples and gave birth to thousands of snakes. they poured out endlessly from betwixt her legs !


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 11, 2014, 11:54 pm
exercise going up, beer tolerance is at an all time low

hey body what the hell is going on why do i feel so tired


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 15, 2014, 01:52 am
Hello


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 30, 2014, 02:35 am
i am the a drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on March 30, 2014, 06:43 am
Oh, mama, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside of DC with the NC blues again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on April 05, 2014, 11:29 pm
fuck rls

just fuck all utah really


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 06, 2014, 03:33 am
I drink the cold beer bubba


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on April 06, 2014, 04:59 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw

I GOTA MAN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on April 11, 2014, 11:06 am
It's her. It's always her. Something needs to be done.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on April 11, 2014, 08:10 pm
kid's taking a flight tomorrow to spend easter with my parents, wife is away in europe until next friday

this post is just me being proactive


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on April 11, 2014, 08:22 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bk-8le1CcAA7PXy.jpg)

PROACTIVE STARTER PACK(TM)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 12, 2014, 01:27 am
I've been feeling drunk and writerly all day, so here's some stuff about OutKast (http://thepaniniplayboy.tumblr.com/post/82455934997/a-few-words-on-outkast-the-best-hip-hop-group-ever)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on April 16, 2014, 01:10 am
It has been a difficult mating season for birdperson


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on April 18, 2014, 01:06 am
I did a movie today so i am drinking beers to celebrate and apparently these are like 7% alcohol so


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on April 18, 2014, 01:18 am
do yyou remember that time i was talking about never wanting to go to the doctor? well it wsn't really the doctor i was talking about. it was probably a metaphor for something else, not a actual, pysical invulnerability but about the way i mighthave become used to never putting anything vulnerable, anything that might get hurt out where, well., it MigHT GET hurt. or at least not to knwo about it,plausible dineability and all that, and therefore nott o adimit to a chink, a weakness, a fear. Yet so far soo good. a rock, am i, unmovable by tide and time, but then you arrive with your timelessness? the inevitable erosion of your existence? no, you are simply a return to real form and what, even if you disappared entrihely, all your eyes and your mouth and your laugh and your smartsj and yourself all yourself, even then there woul d be a memory of you, sometihng from before i ever met and knew you because i have known you always, even then there would be a cosmic tattoo, an imprint that we were once there and we were one, togehther then aparrt and then together again and now apart again, like the shore and the sea and the se a and the sea


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on April 18, 2014, 01:26 am
i remember
i remember dont worry worry
how could i ever forget


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on April 18, 2014, 08:50 am
fuckin shit this vodka is fuckin cold


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on April 22, 2014, 12:43 am
so is there anything in your life you wish you had done differeintly? no, not really. anything different, and i might not be heere today. but every step in my life towards you hgas been a brick, building one upone aonother, until step after step, brick afther brkik i found you but behind a wall unbreakable, unflankable, unclimbable; so that every step that had lead me towards you, had inexorably become a wall of imposibiliyt, a coincidence of space but not of time, of time but not of space, an obstacle that could not have existed in any other world but this one  terrible, tragic, devastatinly perfect world that we are brought into and made to live whether we choose to or not

and what are choices anyway but fortunate or unfortunate mistakes? and what way is forward, what choice isforward, what directin is forward in a world that is round


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Benny B on April 23, 2014, 04:30 am
mmm


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joseph Nistal on April 26, 2014, 01:19 pm
3/5ths of a bottle of jager and 6-8 cans of red bull do not a relaxing evening make.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 03, 2014, 10:15 pm
remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being uselss? that was also a mtaphor. I was actually taolking about you. An'd im sorry. You didn't react at the time, so i was worrieed it sailed right over your head. Whisch would have made this apology seem insane. That's why i had to call you garbage a second time just now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 03, 2014, 10:17 pm
stay tuned for my upcoming novel, 500 DAYS OF NICHOLAS SPRAKS BULSSHIT. (and how i got over you by playihg Portal2)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 09, 2014, 10:13 am
Plenty of pussy and cash for nasty old Scottie Pippen


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on May 11, 2014, 02:36 am
where am i


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on May 11, 2014, 02:37 am
he has a nice bathroom


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 20, 2014, 09:26 pm
god so finek i mignhtbe drunk but even so what the hell whiy would you drvive 120km just to i don't know jsut to get here and act all smart and funny aand then go home before anyone else here i mean i know ur not doing anything else but watching game ofrheonesovr and over because you ran out of new chapters

i mean it's not like your'e going to get home and seasonf oive is suddenly out come on stay just stay a little while moredon¿t go please


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 20, 2014, 09:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_cVCtw7iLA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on May 20, 2014, 09:45 pm
lost my bluetooth t speakers when i left to make a beer run, theyh were siitting there on the trunk and when i got back home i only found my nexus 7 still cllinging to the car still playihg Jango radio's top 100 seriously that was amazing i can't even complain

RIP logitech miniboombox i loved you but you were a necessaryasaccrufice


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 07, 2014, 01:48 am
i have a new miniboombox, but i am out of beer


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 07, 2014, 01:50 am
#thedrunkcircleoflife


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on June 08, 2014, 11:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_cVCtw7iLA

haha thank you. What an experience.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on June 14, 2014, 05:28 am
heheh

heheheeheheeh


hee hee hee hehe

heh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Bettytron on June 14, 2014, 05:33 pm
I just had a very fancy 14 course meal and had the wine pairings so had too many glasses of fancy wine to count and now i'm drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on June 16, 2014, 08:59 pm
ZEEEEEEUUUUUUUS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on June 21, 2014, 05:28 am
its so late everyone go to sleep


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on June 21, 2014, 05:28 am
go the fuck to sleep christ man


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on June 21, 2014, 05:29 am
or dont whatever i dont care


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on June 21, 2014, 08:02 pm
Made it 5 days without having a drink. Made it 5 drinks so far.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 22, 2014, 12:37 am
:(:(:( miss you 4.0


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on July 01, 2014, 08:50 pm
As a prouyd bwlgian American or whateve, fick Belgium


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on July 06, 2014, 12:07 am
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 06, 2014, 12:36 am
im zac efron look at my pecs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 06, 2014, 12:36 am
MY WIFE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 06, 2014, 09:49 pm
froooooyooooooo baggiiiiiiins


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 07, 2014, 12:10 am
what in the hell beedr you and i werhe supposdf to be friends


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on July 11, 2014, 08:27 am
BAH GAWD!! THIS WHISKEY DAMN NEAR BROKE MY LIVER IN HALF!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on July 12, 2014, 12:40 am
i got sunshine comin out my fuckin eyeballs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on July 12, 2014, 03:51 am
My best friend is going back to New Zealand in about a month and he decided to end the night with some incredibly racist bullshit anout an indian kid who looks like indian Santa Claus. He called him the guy who looks loke Osama Bin Laden.

Jackass.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on July 13, 2014, 07:11 pm
Wheeeeeeee


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 13, 2014, 08:22 pm
I don't even know why I hate the Argentinean football team so much
I believe it has something to do my childhood


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on July 13, 2014, 08:55 pm
heehehehehehe whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3 germnty


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on July 13, 2014, 08:56 pm
Wheeeeeeee

i dont eveb rember posting this


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 15, 2014, 10:56 pm
1990 was the first ever world cup final i remember. I was sitting in the living room with my father and uncles, their gigantac sony tv with a back bigger than a couch, all of them drunk, a ll of them discussing ho w "argentina, cheats, last time, the hand of god, cheats cheats, the worst cheats..."

i couldn't stand the penalites. i went downstairs to play with my cats and i kept hearging GOOOOOOOOOLLL noooooooooooooo GOOOOOOOO OOOLLL nooooooo, and i shut my eyes thinking no no no, hugging and smotherning my poor cats, the cheats cannot win, there cannot be this level of injustice in the world no not the argentineans not the chaets

anyone but the argentineans


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
oh god the pentaltei the penaltiy it rings in my ears forever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on July 17, 2014, 10:47 pm
holy shit Queens of the Stone Age were fucking awesome



so was St. Vincent

Brody dalle was fine but the levels were a little fucked up

good fucking concert WOOOOOOOO they played fucking go with the flow was Not expecting that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 18, 2014, 12:43 am
i missed this thread man

i been

i been all over this town

having fun, dressed as a princess

assault on precinct 13


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on July 27, 2014, 11:46 pm
best way to make a thesus is drinking and thesising

i could really do withsome chicken nuggets right now


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on August 03, 2014, 10:34 pm
MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL IS FUCK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Illiterati on August 04, 2014, 11:30 am
my dog is eating a hot dog


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 10, 2014, 01:14 am
ooooooh i'm hooked on a feeling a very drunbk feeling


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 12, 2014, 11:16 pm
*borat starring in the movie taken 2*

my wife is going to be taken


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 17, 2014, 02:22 pm
i wish i was a badass cowboy with a handlebar mustache and i got to shoot horses for being naughty


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 28, 2014, 01:01 am
i think i need to toalk to someone about their carreer choices

no probably not i mean everyone can do whatver they please obviously but dude why dind't you let me knoww whyt or what0s been going on


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on August 28, 2014, 01:07 am
post in this thread an i will suck off your prick no matter what size


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 01, 2014, 10:16 pm
can't stop crying over moneyball :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 02, 2014, 04:06 am
i am drunk though :)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 02, 2014, 04:07 am
it's good too be intoxicated and talking online with your buds


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 02, 2014, 10:25 pm
post in this thread an i will suck off your prick no matter what size

;)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 04, 2014, 12:25 am
"what the fuck i know about lightbulbs?" - stringer bell


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on September 04, 2014, 01:42 am
Gimme a couple hours.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on September 09, 2014, 05:03 am
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 09, 2014, 11:04 pm
go fuck yourself

this was not directed at erarsor or anyone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 12, 2014, 12:26 am
i dropped some freestyle on a train talkin bout some Rick Ross grunts and how all the girls see me bein white but then i rap and then they need the D


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Not A Spatula on September 12, 2014, 06:02 am
i dropped some freestyle on a train talkin bout some Rick Ross grunts and how all the girls see me bein white but then i rap and then they need the D

this belongs in the trains thread


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on September 12, 2014, 11:06 am
Also the nerds fucking suck thread


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 13, 2014, 12:19 am
01:18   honestabe   post
01:18   honestabe   me
01:18   honestabe   oopooopppiiinst
01:18   honestabe   posnt
01:18   honestabe   here we post
01:18   honestabe   pwost


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 13, 2014, 12:19 am
01:18   honestabe   poooooodsssst
01:18   honestabe   im
01:18   honestabe   posting
01:18   honestabe   post
01:19   honestabe   postttt
01:19   honestabe   stpttpttittttitppoitst
01:19   honestabe   it
01:19   honestabe   post it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 13, 2014, 12:19 am
Also the nerds fucking suck thread

i didnt even mention the part i remembered later where i rapped a line about banjo kazooie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 13, 2014, 12:25 am
OH WE JUST GONNA LEAVE BANJO TOOIE OUT OF THE CONVERSATION?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on September 13, 2014, 02:31 am
i said i killed Bottles like tracks so Tooie would have been the correct game yes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on September 13, 2014, 09:09 pm
Saturday Night you guys are okay


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)try toe surrey
Post by: EFHRK on September 20, 2014, 02:37 am
Oni ln I
 Ethics goffdn srurmmmerond


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on September 22, 2014, 10:17 am
Hey! Just gonna watch ninja warrior forever


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jimbob on September 27, 2014, 05:08 pm
Quote from: joey
23:05   Joeliao   jim
23:05   Joeliao    i need you
23:06   jimbob   i'm here
23:06   Joeliao   i forgot my password, post in the drink thread for me
23:06   jimbob   ok
23:07   Joeliao   free beer fest tickets!!!!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 27, 2014, 08:04 pm
good man


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 27, 2014, 10:28 pm
i like too drink beers.... :)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on September 27, 2014, 10:36 pm
what is tailgatingit
sounds like grabbing a gator by the tail and gating it around


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 27, 2014, 10:37 pm
that is exactly it except add more alcohol


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 27, 2014, 11:00 pm
i wanna wrassle a gator down inta the mud and jack him off real goodlike


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on September 28, 2014, 02:34 am
this is dumb


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 30, 2014, 09:28 am
hard


hard to type


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on September 30, 2014, 10:19 pm
BronyBoss69420blazeit


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 01, 2014, 06:33 am
hungry boy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 01, 2014, 06:55 am
i'm diego inglewood now


not bondfiction


accept my name change, i'm a bad boy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 01, 2014, 06:59 am
*slaps my dick on a metal table*

ACCEPT IT SOONER OR LATER CAPTAIN


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 02, 2014, 10:53 pm
piss content


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 02, 2014, 11:38 pm
skyfall: best movie


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on October 04, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey y'all I'm drunk at Dallas airport, hit me up


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 04, 2014, 10:51 pm
come to dallas airport in the next 20 minutes if u want your ass kicked


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 07, 2014, 10:16 pm
hello


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 08, 2014, 03:57 am
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 08, 2014, 04:20 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc

they was in white robes fucking one another in the ass like uh uh choo-choo train


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 08, 2014, 05:31 pm
i have a class in 29 minutes

my secret: i'm a bad boy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 08, 2014, 10:50 pm
heeeeeey i'm baaaack
i wasn't dead, iwas jsut fucking wasted


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 09, 2014, 06:08 am
rackball


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 09, 2014, 06:19 am
AUTOMATICALLY SYSTEMATIC


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 11, 2014, 02:24 am
I made out with some random Asian girl at the bar tonight. I have no idea what her name was. All I know is that she asnphillipjno and not guantamaj


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 14, 2014, 10:08 pm
Holy shit that catch go Roy as


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: boron on October 21, 2014, 03:28 am
hey woah ehey

whoah eh waoh hey whoa whoa dude
 really really dude 'cmon

  hey dude no no dude c'mon dude

but forreal dude?

aight dude, eh dude
its cool


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 24, 2014, 08:21 am
WHO


WANTS



2





DIE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 24, 2014, 04:00 pm
charts & graphs thread more like farts & ass thread


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on October 24, 2014, 05:37 pm
haha daang


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on October 25, 2014, 08:09 pm
I'M FUCKING DRUNK I PUKED UP 2 HOT DOGS I'M LISTENING TO RUN THE JEWELS 2


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 25, 2014, 11:38 pm
hahahhahaha


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on October 25, 2014, 11:38 pm
sup dm?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Not A Spatula on October 26, 2014, 02:36 am
charts & graphs thread more like farts & ass thread

Yeah, uh, no joke. I'd been meaning to comment on that but wasn't sure of the right way to broach the subject. TBH I feel like the clash in Charts and Graphs outlined a pattern endemic to many discussions on this forum that has troubled me for a while.

This turned out to be a rather heavy and uncomfortable post so I've hidden the bulk of it behind a spoiler tag. (And wow, I'm sorry to unpack this in Drunken Gibberish of all places.)


(click to show/hide)




I'm not trying to step on any toes or pour salt in any wounds. I'm sorry if I misspoke anywhere, I'm just trying to arrange my cobbled thoughts on this matter into something vaguely coherent. Thank you for your time. Sorry.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Truck Thunders on October 26, 2014, 02:39 am
i am the pc subhuman race, i play strategy games and shit into my hand

i play eu4 therefore i am the supernerd\

fml fuck nerdz


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on October 26, 2014, 10:42 am
Let's forget about this jerk and talk about Sting. Can't believe the dude didn't wrestle for a whole year.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on October 29, 2014, 01:29 am
Some guy I haven't seen in years invited me for drinks at a dive bar

Then I tried to take a piss in an alley and accidentally peed on my own shoes

8/10 would piss again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on October 29, 2014, 08:30 pm
FUCK YEAH Game 7, I'm eating the shittiest pizza I have ever had in my entire life and it doesn't even have crappy toppings.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 01, 2014, 09:37 pm
Halloween is the best fuckibg holiday


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 02, 2014, 01:18 am
whaat is pumpkin enchiladas i dont even know but thet tasted good


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 02, 2014, 09:10 am
i'm still drunk from last night and it's fuckin hard to type


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 02, 2014, 09:11 am
NONSENSE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 04, 2014, 09:30 pm
JUST FUCKING FUCK WORK FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCKERS

FIX YOUR OWN GODDAMN BRIDGES


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on November 05, 2014, 04:30 am
Asian Beer Cafe. $6 spirits. Got a bunch of whiskey in me. How's that strike ya?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on November 08, 2014, 10:29 am
Hey, someone post so I don't feel bad about posting twice in a row.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 08, 2014, 12:17 pm
hooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww am i still feeling it this mornin


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 08, 2014, 12:17 pm
good mornin


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 08, 2014, 12:17 pm
guten morgen


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on November 08, 2014, 12:18 pm
brb need to puke


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 09, 2014, 06:08 am
I am drunk why did i post in the vondfictionf thread


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on November 09, 2014, 07:02 am
Why an I dvdnbgknd


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on November 22, 2014, 01:31 am
you guys can sucka  balls


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on November 22, 2014, 01:31 am
you buym jekrs


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on November 29, 2014, 10:36 am
Please watch this and tell me that it is good so I can die knowing I am right - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_1EMElZYY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on November 29, 2014, 02:44 pm
Please watch this and tell me that it is good so I can die knowing I am right - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_1EMElZYY

i looked but it was just people sportfighting, so no.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 29, 2014, 07:50 pm
i saw a lot of 40 year-old men drink beers tonight

AMA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 02, 2014, 11:47 pm
hey yo i just slamed people in a pub quiz tiebreaker of foosball thank you soccer pregames for your practise session times


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 03, 2014, 12:56 am
why doesnt this forumplace rotate anymore


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 03, 2014, 01:33 am
rotate? it's rotating all over tha place siit still wont'cha you fjckuking keyboarddd


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 03, 2014, 01:51 am
hshhaha suck it dortmund two can play at the 2 game


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 07, 2014, 11:45 pm
i donated sevefral beers today but i got paid back in kind so so many so manhy beers

thank you thi sparty was like an inverstment inb eer karma


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on December 08, 2014, 09:06 pm
skyfall is on

i'm watching it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on December 10, 2014, 11:02 pm
Please watch this and tell me that it is good so I can die knowing I am right - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_1EMElZYY

I LIKE WRESTLING so i just want to let you know Eraser that I think you are cool


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on December 12, 2014, 10:29 am
Serious drunk, man. Good to know that I am so cool and that all you jerks out there can suck it if you don't dig.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 12, 2014, 12:41 pm
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY I WILL BE DRUNK TONIGHT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 13, 2014, 06:18 pm
Wooohooo misión accomplishes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 13, 2014, 06:31 pm
crudoboner


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 17, 2014, 02:04 am
hahahahha i cats seee sstraight or sidewayes or mstways


wherees te post button


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 17, 2014, 02:04 am
o here you are


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 30, 2014, 02:52 am
why hasn0t anyone else been drunk in eleveen days OR ARE YALL JUST TOO DRUNK TO POST


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on December 30, 2014, 02:53 am
13 DAYS OR AM I TOO DRUNK TO COUNT?q!?!"?! WE'LL NEVER KNOW


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 04, 2015, 10:01 am
Hey guys, just want to let you know that I drink alcohol and get drunk. Thanks.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 09, 2015, 07:53 am
Hey, if any of you ever meet me please punch me in the damn face.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Karlski on January 09, 2015, 08:39 am
i feel like i am going to be sad tomorrow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 17, 2015, 11:00 am
I'm drunk as hell in japan, yo. Everything is cheap here guys, come quick.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Author on January 17, 2015, 11:37 am
there's cheap hookers in america too buddy ;)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on January 17, 2015, 10:50 pm
i'm fucking wasted? more like i'm the big man. and i have some strong takes too post.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 20, 2015, 11:09 am
Aww man, just posted in a serious thread, let's see how this pans out.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 08, 2015, 12:57 am
The Big Man is drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 08, 2015, 03:06 pm
again


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on February 14, 2015, 09:23 am
Got drunk with my shitty family. Sad, shitty day.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 21, 2015, 04:56 pm
Duck Dynasty Warriors


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 27, 2015, 04:10 am
ALL DAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on March 12, 2015, 11:59 pm
much love #1 all of you <3s


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 21, 2015, 12:50 am
I AM THE DRUNK


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Chronicles on March 21, 2015, 01:35 am
the fuckdrunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 21, 2015, 01:44 am
I and bdrujorg


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 21, 2015, 01:45 am
I FRANK KIRJ F 59 beers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on March 21, 2015, 04:14 am
I'm really hdd I get to sleep in my own bed tonight ni Hoffman  I I drunk I fiction day in my kitchen floor and  forced myself to rays slice o bread anecdote I fell asleep


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on March 21, 2015, 07:36 pm
OH SHIT TOO SOOB TOO SOON


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on March 21, 2015, 08:17 pm
Oh noooooooooooooooooooioi :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 21, 2015, 10:27 pm
yesssssssssssss beat me



beawt me like a drum


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on March 21, 2015, 10:28 pm
THATS A LOT OF NUTS

THATLL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY DO YOU WNAT FRIES WITH THAT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on March 22, 2015, 05:12 am
IM GONNA WRECK THIS
WRECK THIS HOUS
E


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on March 25, 2015, 06:31 pm
i wanna be sedated??

more like i wanna be fellated


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Lukeington on March 25, 2015, 06:54 pm
u fuckin stole that from stellar davis's twitter feed jerk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 25, 2015, 11:26 pm
SWANTORO WIWTH SRPITE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on March 25, 2015, 11:39 pm
i need to get my kid outta that "school" just like i need stop drinking this "rum"


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on April 05, 2015, 05:49 am
All my friends are fuckin boring


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 05, 2015, 10:44 am
Congrats on sucking a dick today Jesus


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on April 06, 2015, 06:54 am
it me everyone............it me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on April 17, 2015, 11:46 pm
9/11 was an iniside job


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on April 17, 2015, 11:47 pm
they did it from inside the planes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Bah_Humbug on April 17, 2015, 11:53 pm
Life sucks I will always be drunk from now on.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on April 25, 2015, 06:24 pm
Beklow


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on April 25, 2015, 06:24 pm
*hwello


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 01, 2015, 09:38 pm
JENGA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on May 01, 2015, 10:55 pm
i did not lose at jenga! other people did

it was a game of jenga involving very large blocks, and despite being a clumsy shit I moved those things as needed to survive

JENGAGS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: EFHRK on May 03, 2015, 01:47 am
I'm drunk and watching Friday with a bunch of borons friends the end


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 03, 2015, 03:17 am
just watched Point Break, still good

just watched John Wick, still good

Keanu is okay everyone.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 03, 2015, 03:32 am
I VOTE NO ON THE COORS LIGHT CITRUS RADLER


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on May 03, 2015, 10:15 am
Life changing experience, guys


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on May 03, 2015, 12:10 pm
I just wanna go up to my shack and get drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on May 09, 2015, 09:47 pm
I think y'all are pretty funny. I wish I could send you cool video games.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:50 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm halfway therrrrrrreeeeeee

WAAAAAH AHHHHHHH

LIVIN ON A PRAY ERRRR


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:52 pm
I am the best at karaoke and fuck all y'all if you dont believe me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 30, 2015, 11:52 pm
I am the best at karaoke and fuck all y'all if you dont believe me

Oh yeah?


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:53 pm
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:54 pm
I will challenge you to a duel bsam

Tomorrow

For I'm too dudk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:54 pm
*drunk


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:55 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GOLLLLLLLLLL


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:59 pm
IM SLIMMM SHAYDEE UYES IM THE EAL SGSDY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM STAYS ARE JUST IMMUNIZING


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 30, 2015, 11:59 pm
Fuck you auto correct


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 31, 2015, 12:00 am
I dunno, you could have done with a little more.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: codespyder on May 31, 2015, 12:03 am
No you


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: BSam on May 31, 2015, 12:09 am
:(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on June 02, 2015, 11:32 pm
good morning


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: CB on June 13, 2015, 01:44 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lmhBYB11U


THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
SHIT


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Bah_Humbug on June 19, 2015, 08:10 pm
I really fucking love my girlfriend, you guys.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 20, 2015, 12:11 am
your girlfriend sucks dude


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Bah_Humbug on June 20, 2015, 06:53 pm
GAY


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on July 17, 2015, 10:52 am
You fucks better not be sober you fucks!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on July 17, 2015, 10:33 pm
are you doing Al Swearengen fan fic because i thought that was my thing


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on July 31, 2015, 11:13 pm
fuck all y'alll

if y'all don't like me, blow me


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on August 17, 2015, 10:31 pm
ying yang twins in this biiiiitch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 28, 2015, 01:04 am
yyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 28, 2015, 01:07 am
do kidnreys feel actuall pain or is tshis backpain probably just the back huh4

justs a general questiosn doing resarhbch


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on August 28, 2015, 01:13 am
RESEAARHC IS HERE (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/27/ok-donald-we-get-it-your-hair-is-real/?tid=sm_tw)


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on October 03, 2015, 09:39 am
are you doing Al Swearengen fan fic because i thought that was my thing

Nah man, 100% me. I didn't even know who that was until I googled im just now.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on October 12, 2015, 11:00 pm
fartabouts


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 01, 2015, 01:06 am
woooooo halloweekend

Go whatever that baseball team is


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 01, 2015, 01:07 am
rouals, rhats the one


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 01, 2015, 01:08 am
u cab tell cause everybody got those jersys on


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 01, 2015, 02:13 am
tim chanege!!!!


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on November 02, 2015, 03:03 pm
WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED EYES TO SEE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 08, 2015, 12:25 am
in Charlotte for tomorrow's packers game

FUCK y'all I'm having a great time though

GO PAKX GO AAAAAAA


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on November 10, 2015, 02:37 am
happy bday to me and frogbone


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Frogbone on November 10, 2015, 11:14 am
same


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on November 13, 2015, 09:14 pm
drink more you fucks


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on December 19, 2015, 12:18 am
<# haper Vrustmas


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on January 08, 2016, 04:52 am
I'm drunk but not drunk enough to forget to post here.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 26, 2016, 12:37 am
I got drunk and rembered I own fallut 4


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on February 26, 2016, 12:37 am
yayyy


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: kakkapylly on March 16, 2016, 11:56 pm
Ij ust got form a plaes and im soo drunk gonna play some lol hehe and tell ppl that im drunk lol. WADAAP GUYSS


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on June 18, 2016, 12:31 am
this hasnt been since march wtf


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on June 18, 2016, 12:41 am
I let the credits run so long on the True Detective blu ray that it started showing me information in Icelandic.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on June 19, 2016, 03:53 pm
we haven't been drunk enough this last year but i am going to fix that


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 04, 2016, 10:48 pm
itsss baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Joey on September 04, 2016, 10:49 pm
.tip the futruedome


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: nameinuse2 on September 08, 2016, 07:43 am
fucking finally i;ve been waiting the whole time to get wasted .. and now wobbly forum is back i can finally get fully ace
wasted


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on September 08, 2016, 04:02 pm
I'm ready to wibble. I'm ready to wobble


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Metsfan on September 08, 2016, 04:04 pm
My car broke down outside of a Clydes. I thought I'd takeoff work early today welp so I'm gonna do the fuck me and drink until triple a comes


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on September 10, 2016, 03:06 pm
come chill with me bro I bought beers


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on September 11, 2016, 05:42 pm
FOOTBALL WOOOOOOOOOooooooo


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Wibblewobble on September 28, 2016, 02:42 pm
I'm ready to wibble. I'm ready to wobble

My wibbletronic powers are stronger than I thought. I haven't felt sea-sick reading this thread in years!

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bllllluuurrrrgh


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: pingollum on October 08, 2016, 10:12 pm
I LOVE THIDS PLACE


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: jailhouseblues on October 28, 2016, 05:14 pm
I'm fuckin drunk dude. I don't know if it's just me but the forum is moving ever time I move my goddamn mouse. Fuckin hell it's hard to type grammatically correct. I'm a fuckin loser. I should have asked this fucking girl out but I didn't. Now I saw her with someone else. It hurts bro. I'm a pussy, but still, I think I have a heart of gold. I am just too pure. Too naive. God help me, if there is one. I'm at your mercy :(


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on October 30, 2016, 02:48 am
every one of us is out here asking the universe for a beej


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: MadPiper6 on October 30, 2016, 02:58 am
Also, ask the next The Girl, there bud. Bet it won't feel as bad as not asking this one.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Kybard on November 05, 2016, 09:06 pm
drunk in Baltimore

where is you bone fiction I'm in federal hill come be here


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on December 25, 2016, 12:25 pm
life is just one big Long Take if u think about it


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on February 04, 2017, 05:08 pm
I'm really fucking depressed


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: DiegoInglewood on February 08, 2017, 02:05 am
black hole sun


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: Eraser on February 11, 2017, 11:13 am
you got me fucked up man. i'm not sure if that's an offhand reference or if you want to talk some soundgarden. either way, anyone can hit me up for some soundgarden chat anytime.


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: hawk9236 on July 31, 2017, 10:20 pm
im soo fucking fruck drunk hahah, but its rgeat toi be drubk, yaaaa


Title: Re: I'm Fucking Wasted! (The Drunken Gibberish Thread)
Post by: evilspud on November 18, 2017, 06:03 pm
I'm really fucking depressed

Same